Official Smack Talk Pre-Competition Thread

[Couchlock]

I been trying like damned to add 10 to 20lbs of superfluous fat son I can chisel it away over the weeks of comp.

I am not getting as fat as quickly as I need to.

How do you guys do it? Lol

(^^smack talk^^)

Imma be in this like "the narcissist Lex Luther"

[NACH3]

I been trying like damned to add 10 to 20lbs of superfluous fat son I can chisel it away over the weeks of comp.

I am not getting as fat as quickly as I need to.

How do you guys do it? Lol

(^^smack talk^^)

Imma be in this like "the narcissist Lex Luther"

Are you even competing lol

[ghettoboyd]

whom ever is in this need to step up now and say so... we have people bowing out which is ok but its getting near crunch time and I notice some peeps have disappeared...don't be afraid, step up and do this for yourself...think about how good you will look rolling into summer...

[hollowedzeus]

whom ever is in this need to step up now and say so... we have people bowing out which is ok but its getting near crunch time and I notice some peeps have disappeared...don't be afraid, step up and do this for yourself...think about how good you will look rolling into summer...

Im in. Raring to go!

[DocToxin8]

I'll try to promote Cape as my spokesman in smack talk,
he's so much better at it.
Except, was there some talk of him stepping up as well?

Come on people!
This is most improved!
There's always something to improve or you're one damned lucky bastard!

Chisel away some fat, or add on a little muscle, or both,
and as long as you look better at the end than you did when you started,
it's a win anyways.
And who knows, maybe it turn out to be a good period and you'll win the contest as well.

I really shouldn't even compete as this turned out to not be the best time for me either, but fuck that, if I can't gain I can at least lose some fat before I finish and come out better.
It's not like we haven't been to the gym before,
and there will be future comps where we can get our rematches anyway.

[Couchlock]

Are you even competing lol

I'd like to

[ghettoboyd]

I'd like to

I would like you to as well...why not right?..

[NACH3]

I'd like to

Hey Couch your very lean - why not clean bulk with some higher test & deca maybe backload drol you at 10-12% bulked would look very good imo! Just my .02 I'd like to see you in this as well!

Post up your stats and we'll get you going!

[DocToxin8]

^^^yes

You got much lower BF than me Couch, do a bulk cycle and it will be interesting!

[DocToxin8]

I'll even send you some NovoRapid slin in the mail for free!

[NACH3]

I'll even send you some NovoRapid slin in the mail for free!

We need to talk lol - if I'm gonna do a show within the yr I need GH and slin but want to talk with you about slin

[DocToxin8]

It's a hell of a drug.
The only bodybuilding drug that still scares me shitless sometimes when thoughts like "shit... did I just double dose? Didn't I take my dose 5min ago?!" (Never happened, but just the thought of it!)
Or;
"I'm shivering... did I forget my bottle of carbs?! Where the fuck is it?!"

And then while it's usually just straight going as you know the do's and don'ts,
Suddenly something unexpected happens and you just go "ohhhh, shit!"

Not to be taken lightly, but an experienced slin user WILL have some "funny" stories to tell.

[DocToxin8]

But I digress,
Who's up for the comp?

Couch, we are all anxiously awaiting your reply...