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  1. 02-17-2009, 05:32 AM #128321
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The United States Marine Corps. keeps calling me and trying to get me to sign up... this guy is trying to get me to enlist as a grunt? I'm not dumb. As a college grad I can start off in Officer Candidate School (much higher rank and pay). Why would I throw away years of college to get shot at for $14,000 a year?
    because you love your country LOLOLOL
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    ohhhh shit......cardio time
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    Cardio is for chicks. Men diet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Cardio is for chicks. Men diet.
    Men bulk. Jenny Craig diets.
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  5. 02-17-2009, 05:42 AM #128325
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    Speaking of bulk... I'm having an 8oz. filet mignon with a sour cream and chive potato for breakfast #2. Read it and weep diet girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Speaking of bulk... I'm having an 8oz. filet mignon with a sour cream and chive potato for breakfast #2. Read it and weep diet girls.
    thats meat is $$$$ rich rich richboy E....
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    My friends in restaurant will do nice things for me... I can order a whole side of beef for wholesale through them or a case of wine... all that good stuff.
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    But yeah, it's still expensive. God this is good, though. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself.
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    I can't believe this thread is still alive...

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    I want some...
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  11. 02-17-2009, 06:04 AM #128331
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    Sorry, only lean chicken breasts and salad for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Sorry, only lean chicken breasts and salad for you...
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  14. 02-17-2009, 06:15 AM #128334
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    I love tigger
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    I drink tiger for breakfast when cutting.



    Also i eat tigger candy pre-contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    I eat tigger for breakfast when cutting.
    Some people call me tigger.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Some people call me tigger.......
    I'm bulking lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    I'm bulking lol.
    (damn)
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    You will be my lunch...



    mmmm

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    Ugh. Back to class today.
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  22. 02-17-2009, 07:11 AM #128342
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  23. 02-17-2009, 07:12 AM #128343
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    i just threw coffee on one of my workers

    cuz he slapped my hand that had coffee in it and it spilled on me. so he said... "oh well"

    so i said "oh well" and spilled coffee on him

    hehehe

    fukkers
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    hahah dukkit !

    toss.... that coffee !

    sup?
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    Morning dukkit.
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    Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that the booty embargo has been lifted in my household.
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    you gonna make her pay for her insolence?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    you gonna make her pay for her insolence?
    Already did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Already did.
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    guess dukkit had to get another cup of coffee now..
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    or he explaining to supervisor why he and his worker covered in coffee stains lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    I'm not sure you or anyone else is old enough to see the pics of what we did.
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    awww shucks
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    im curious what that roomie looks like though
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    hahah dukkit !

    toss.... that coffee !

    sup?
    sup my man
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    Morning dukkit.
    hello sir
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    guess dukkit had to get another cup of coffee now..
    yep. had to re-up
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    im curious what that roomie looks like though
    ditto


    P.S.

    dukkit had sex with 2 different girls last night
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    i shall call one.... cheater chick

    and the other... stupid chick

    hahahah
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    well dukk,

    thanks for disclosing all my secrets !!
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    my back feels alot better

    still in some pain

    but better. loads and loads better
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    i shall call one.... cheater chick

    and the other... stupid chick

    hahahah
    i shall refer to each of them as "alive with vaj" chick
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