'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 07:02 AM

diablo!!! your jewish??

oh my

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

diablo!!! your jewish??

oh my

lol..

Oh my G-D! lol

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:06 AM

I can speak decent German. Have real trouble with some dialects though.

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:07 AM

i once F*cked a German girl in London..

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:10 AM

I have never f*cked a German girl

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:12 AM

Hell, I've never stuck my dick in anything that wasn't white and American.

I could have nailed all the Mexican pussay I wanted in Tijuana... but you don't know where that pussay has been!

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-05-2009, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I have never f*cked a German girl

mmmm german.....

hehe i ****ed a canadian....well more accurately i made love to her beautiful body

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:14 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Hell, I've never stuck my dick in anything that wasn't white and American.

I could have nailed all the Mexican pussay I wanted in Tijuana... but you don't know where that pussay has been!

From the wize words of Dukkit...

P*ssy is p*ssy

A begger cant be a chooser! lol

**scibble** · 03-05-2009, 07:15 AM

i've never put it in anything white AND american LOL

they speak both english and afrikaans . i thought everyone knew that.

i was WRONG hahha

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 07:17 AM

dukki has a shit ton of work to do today cuz he wont be here tomorrow

so ill see ya guys in a bit

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i've never put it in anything white AND american LOL

they speak both english and afrikaans . i thought everyone knew that.

i was WRONG hahha

English is the "second" language... Susan the South African told me so... far be it from me to question why.

but yes, it is one of the official languages there.

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i've never put it in anything white AND american LOL

they speak both english and afrikaans . i thought everyone knew that.

i was WRONG hahha

lol

I hate Afrikaans..
the only nice thing is that it feels so great to swear in it..

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

English is the "second" language... Susan the South African told me so... far be it from me to question why.

but yes, it is one of the official languages there.

Susan...lmfao! hahahhahaahah

Where did u meet Susan... that is a real South African Afrikaans name for a female

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by *El Diablo*

Susan...lmfao! hahahhahaahah

Where did u meet Susan... that is a real South African Afrikaans name for a female

I met Susan while she was working with me. I asked her about her accent, and she told me about Afrikaans. Her English was like nothing I've ever heard, definite Germanic accent. But then, she's the only South African I know, so I don;t have much to compare it to.

**scibble** · 03-05-2009, 07:27 AM

we need seven more for a minyan lol

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

we need seven more for a minyan lol

huh?

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

we need seven more for a minyan lol

lmfao...

Im sure we can find them on here... sumwhere?

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I met Susan while she was working with me. I asked her about her accent, and she told me about Afrikaans. Her English was like nothing I've ever heard, definite Germanic accent. But then, she's the only South African I know, so I don;t have much to compare it to.

lmfao!//u say it funny!

yeah its got a German Dutch relation to it.
I hate it..

***El Diablo*** · 03-05-2009, 07:44 AM

im out boys... going home now

chatlata

**Ernst** · 03-05-2009, 07:45 AM

Later sick puppy.

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

mmmm german.....

hehe i ****ed a canadian....well more accurately i made love to her beautiful body

I was watching law and order SVU last night
one of the detectives said "Most stalkers don't stop until they find a new target."
her having a baby and a husband isn't enough?

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 07:52 AM

bank chick is gonna come over and touch my bird tonight

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 07:54 AM

later Diablo

hello Kratos

**scibble** · 03-05-2009, 07:59 AM

yet another episode of the ....KRATOS and RUHLY SHOOOOOOOW ... [cymbal crash]

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

yet another episode of the ....kratos and ruhly shooooooow ... [cymbal crash]

dun dun duuunnnn!!!!

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

yet another episode of the ....KRATOS and RUHLY SHOOOOOOOW ... [cymbal crash]

the kid needs a voice of reason in his dilusional life of solitude, not my fault he baits me in

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:20 AM

so 19y/o chick says she's sorry she hasn't called lately
she's been a little infatuated with her new bf

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:22 AM

I do miss her extremely strong vagina muscles and love for having a penis stuffed inside her

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:23 AM

when she'd get close to orgasm, it was like having your dick strangled but by the most slippery hand in the universe. felt like nothing else.

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:24 AM

gonna go get coffee

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:34 AM

and I return from my travels to nothing
oh well, at least I got my iced coffee to talk to

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 08:43 AM

im really fukkin busy at work and its making me grumpy

**Kratos** · 03-05-2009, 08:46 AM

so sry to interupt, didn't know you were busy with big business
when I get busy I get overwhelmed and do nothing, then the problem solves itself

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

so sry to interupt, didn't know you were busy with big business
when I get busy I get overwhelmed and do nothing, then the problem solves itself

if i do nothing... then it will just be here for me on monday to do. and it will be 3 times worse

so ill do it now

though it pains me so. lol

**scibble** · 03-05-2009, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

I do miss her extremely strong vagina muscles and love for having a penis stuffed inside her

Originally Posted by Kratos

when she'd get close to orgasm, it was like having your dick strangled but by the most slippery hand in the universe. felt like nothing else.

you are a poet Kratos...i think you've missed your calling HAHAHAHA

**scibble** · 03-05-2009, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

if i do nothing... then it will just be here for me on monday to do. and it will be 3 times worse

so ill do it now

though it pains me so. lol

when dukkit gets too busy he feels strangled,

but by the most slippery hand in the universe !!!! LMAO

**Reed** · 03-05-2009, 09:13 AM

guess whooooooooo

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2009, 09:23 AM

this sucks

**10nispro** · 03-05-2009, 09:35 AM

Step back dukkit, take a deep breath, and get your shit done!

**AnimalGear** · 03-05-2009, 09:47 AM

shut up and lift

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