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  1. 03-12-2009, 07:26 AM #136121
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    Guess who nailed his diet today (so far)?

    Yes Master Voland!

    break fast: oats and whey iso.
    meal 2: steak and brown rice.
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    I just chugged a whole carton of egg whites. The aftertaste is especially bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I just chugged a whole carton of egg whites. The aftertaste is especially bad.
    ugh i used to do that

    till it started makin me gag

    so i stopped

    lol
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    It's still new to me. I can handle it though. Beats trying to eat a can of tuna when you wake up.
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    Tuna is the worst thing for me, goes down so rough. I've never tried egg whites myself...

    Been here a few years and this is my first post in the post whore thread..
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    Quote Originally Posted by moregunsthanroses View Post
    Tuna is the worst thing for me, goes down so rough. I've never tried egg whites myself...

    Been here a few years and this is my first post in the post whore thread..
    you rookie whore
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    wonder if Kratos can safely emerge from his Salman-Rushdie-style hiding
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    yeah i wonder what happened with bank chick
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    ugh i used to do that

    till it started makin me gag

    so i stopped

    lol
    that and it gives you wickid shits that smell like hell.
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  11. 03-12-2009, 08:38 AM #136131
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    that and it gives you wickid shits that smell like hell.
    most def

    but i dont mind those. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    yeah i wonder what happened with bank chick
    ask dsm...
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    You wanted a betting pool right scibble?

    Who wants to bet he stayed at his parents' house last night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You wanted a betting pool right scibble?

    Who wants to bet he stayed at his parents' house last night?
    hah

    she called him from outside his house!!!

    defcon 5 clinger

    code red psycho

    shes only known him for like 3 weeks
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    he made it worse by blaming the fatty dude;

    she felt she had to prove he misinterpreted the pictures
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    I told roomie about it. She's like, "What an idiot! You never bring them back to your house! What was he thinking? You do it at her house or get a hotel room! That way they don't know how to find you!"
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    She's so not as innocent as she'd like me to believe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I told roomie about it. She's like, "What an idiot! You never bring them back to your house! What was he thinking? You do it at her house or get a hotel room! That way they don't know how to find you!"
    thats my type of lady!
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    i did my first round of cardio yesterday

    reminded me why ive never done cardio

    cuz it sucks
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    im buyin this for Kratos

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    She's so not as innocent as she'd like me to believe
    roomie? calling Kratos an idiot? hahahahhhahaha

    whatever
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    dukkit,

    it's like you're in a dsm-pic-posting phase huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scibble View Post
    dukkit,

    it's like you're in a dsm-pic-posting phase huh?
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    Morning whores
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    time to get on some gear

    get big son!!

    shoot some shit son!!

    in that ass son!!

    yeah son!!
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    anyways....

    lets talk....

    im here for you guys

    come over here and lay down on this couch
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    More like "stay on your bunk or officer dipshit here will break your skull."
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    Time for morning coffee laxative
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    how did the junk yard go Ersnt?
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    Junk yard?

    You mean my hauling trash to the dump in my POS old truck?

    Oh, just peachy. It's the best when the trash has been sitting in the rain for a while first.
    I fell so deep in a cat-shit puddle that the water came over the sides of my waterproof boots.
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    just did some chicken breasts, 2 potatos, and 60g walnuts, yeeeah budday yeee babe!
    I'm nailing it.
    I friking hungry though (fvcking clean dieat) LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Junk yard?

    You mean my hauling trash to the dump in my POS old truck?

    Oh, just peachy. It's the best when the trash has been sitting in the rain for a while first.
    I fell so deep in a cat-shit puddle that the water came over the sides of my waterproof boots.
    what a pleasant day
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    just did some chicken breasts, 2 potatos, and 60g walnuts, yeeeah budday yeee babe!
    I'm nailing it.
    I friking hungry though (fvcking clean dieat) LOL
    fatty
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    anyways....

    lets talk....

    im here for you guys

    come over here and lay down on this couch
    Not the COUCH!!!!!

    I still hurt from that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10nispro View Post
    Not the COUCH!!!!!

    I still hurt from that!

    sorry. ill use more lube this time
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    fatty
    wrong! I'm hungry cos i am in anabolic state
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    Just got my computer back from the wife.
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    I'll prolly have some stupid tuna with multicereal brown bread.
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