'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

You always live the high life.....makes me jealous.

yeah. i love my life. what can i say... hahahah

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Ick. Meal 1 down the hatch.

tasty

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

nice. till the next hurricane and the whole island washes away

who cares......

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:03 AM

i want a pet volleyball head

**Ernst** · 03-13-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i used to live in the boonies where there was only 1 redlight in the whole COUNTY. no stores. or fast food places. 2 gas stations. 1 mom and pop grocery store. no black ppl. and incest, sheep fukkin was normal

you cant teach me any tricks

My town has no stoplights. No gas station. No gym. No sheep. One bar.

Population: ~1,000

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

My town has no stoplights. No gas station. No gym. No sheep. One bar.

Population: ~1,000

yeah... im not talkin about the town...

this was the whole COUNTY!!

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:04 AM

wilson

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by lex57

wilson

id name him Buddy

**Voland** · 03-13-2009, 10:05 AM

skinnies in the hall.

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

My town has no stoplights. No gas station. No gym. No sheep. One bar.

Population: ~1,000

There is nothing else to do but get big..

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:06 AM

went on a date last night

shes 5'2

about 95-100 pounds

im 6'3 and 220

hahah oh man. spinner!!!!

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

yeah... im not talkin about the town...

this was the whole COUNTY!!

wow what state?

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:06 AM

What's up Voland???

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

There is nothing else to do but get big..

we had nothing else to do but blow shit up, drink and fight.

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

went on a date last night

shes 5'2

about 95-100 pounds

im 6'3 and 220

hahah oh man. spinner!!!!

Like an exercist like thing

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by lex57

wow what state?

Perry County, Pennsylvania

center, center of the state pretty much

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

Like an exercist like thing

yeah. i may hurt her. lol

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

Perry County, Pennsylvania

center, center of the state pretty much

is that amish country

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:09 AM

my first 2 days of cardio and low carbs were yesterday and the day before...

and already my abs are poking through

i love having a fast metabolism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or wait.... "god do i love being a turtle!!!!"

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by lex57

is that amish country

no no. thats a few countys over

but i lived in amish country also

which actually had more ppl and things then perry county

lol

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

no no. thats a few countys over

but i lived in amish country also

which actually had more ppl and things then perry county

lol

seems like it would be easy bangin amish chicks....just bring em over and show em a working light bulb and a toaster and they would be like they are in the future......easily impressed. i'm just sayin.............

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-13-2009, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

your doing cardio at 7 in the morning?

your not right in the head

usually do cardio at 5.....7 is late for me

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by lex57

seems like it would be easy bangin amish chicks....just bring em over and show em a working light bulb and a toaster and they would be like they are in the future......easily impressed. i'm just sayin.............

haha

yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

i had to pass on them

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha

yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

i had to pass on them

What? you have standards. NOOOOOOOO!!!!

**Voland** · 03-13-2009, 10:17 AM

well kids, who wants to listed Voland last sexual adventure thatg happened yesterday? It involves public place sex and little to no conversation with a complete strager 16yr old girl (which is legal here, just in case you get all jealous and stuff LOL)..
well, maybe it is not interesting...
Its pretty sunny here LOL

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

What? you have standards. NOOOOOOOO!!!!

sorry to dissapoint

but i cant fukk a chick with ugly teeth

it makes my stomach churn

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

well kids, who wants to listed Voland last sexual adventure thatg happened yesterday? It involves public place sex and little to no conversation with a complete strager 16yr old girl (which is legal here, just in case you get all jealous and stuff LOL)..
well, maybe it is not interesting...
Its pretty sunny here LOL

hmmm

16

hmmm

yummy

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-13-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha

yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

i had to pass on them

i don't like bad teeth either....blech...u can always tell if a girl has them too because she'll notice how nice my teeth are immediately.....and i don't even think they're nice...

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

haha

yeah but they all stink and have fudged up teeth

i had to pass on them

turn the light bulb off and show her some indoor plumbing....problem solved. rotten teeth are hot though.

**Voland** · 03-13-2009, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

hmmm

16

hmmm

yummy

yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:19 AM

I can't take it....grabbing hammer to hit my playing hand...no wait, booking ticket to go find dukkit....much better thought....drops hammer

**lex57** · 03-13-2009, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal

did it hurt?

**Voland** · 03-13-2009, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

I can't take it....grabbing hammer to hit my playing hand...no wait, booking ticket to go find dukkit....much better thought....drops hammer

Hammers rule. Axes are better though.

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal

did you use the voland, patented agrressiveness, or the new shy method to pick her up?

**Voland** · 03-13-2009, 10:21 AM

Originally Posted by lex57

did it hurt?

she moaned quite much...but does it really matter? haha

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by lex57

turn the light bulb off and show her some indoor plumbing....problem solved. rotten teeth are hot though.

eww

Originally Posted by Voland

yeap...also foragt a MINOR detail...first time anal

i hope she bled

Originally Posted by 10nispro

I can't take it....grabbing hammer to hit my playing hand...no wait, booking ticket to go find dukkit....much better thought....drops hammer

haha
come find me bro. ill make it easy. you got my number. and ill send ya my addy. hahahah

**Ernst** · 03-13-2009, 10:23 AM

Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore

.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-13-2009, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Voland

Hammers rule. Axes are better though.

i concur....in most cases you can kill more foes faster with an axe....at least i can anyway

**Dukkit** · 03-13-2009, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore

.

go

sip on water

and take advantage of the drunk sluts

thats what i do

**Voland** · 03-13-2009, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by 10nispro

did you use the voland, patented agrressiveness, or the new shy method to pick her up?

No, right now there is way long road for me to feel confortable with a smooth nice guy approach.
It has probably one of my most agressive, testosterone filled approaches. I was pissed cos i didn't lift so i had to get rid of that energy and she happened to catch my eye and i just assumed it was Very on and i proceded mercilessly lol also i could have been slapped (which is not un normal to me haha).

**10nispro** · 03-13-2009, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Aw man.... I just got invited to a huge boozefest for St. Paddy's. I don't drink anymore

.

Just hold a glass of sprite and the bubbles will make the others think you have drink. Or just say you are the designated driver.

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