'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

ho's

in our beds

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 11:33 AM

how was Mr Kratos's weekend?

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

how was Mr Kratos's weekend?

well, I got drunk on Friday
one of my buddies is in the navy and he was getting locked down on his submarine (giant penis that carries seamen) on Saturday. So a bunch of us went out and got fuct up.
Then Saturday, I got fuct up.
Then Sunday, my little sister was home, a rare treat. So we celebrated by getting fuct up.

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

well, I got drunk on Friday
one of my buddies is in the navy and he was getting locked down on his submarine (giant penis that carries seamen) on Saturday. So a bunch of us went out and got fuct up.
Then Saturday, I got fuct up.
Then Sunday, my little sister was home, a rare treat. So we celebrated by getting fuct up.

hahah

my oh my.... sounds just fabulous

i had 3 gin and tonics on sat night. or was it 4?

either way... i didnt even get buzzed

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 11:54 AM

no idea why im posting this. just came across it and thought it was funky

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 11:54 AM

God you guys are sexy

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Reed

God you guys are sexy

your makin me blush, and hard.

stop it

your not so bad looking yourself Mr. Small.

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 11:56 AM

wheres NICOTINE been?

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:00 PM

sandwich chick was there but she is always in the back now
I don't think she wants to work with the public since her bf and her broke up
poor sandwich chick, all depressed

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:01 PM

I had to get new sissors for my pubes. Just bought them yesterday, still got a bush going.

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:02 PM

I flushed my last pair down the toilet on accident.

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:02 PM

when I trim my pubes, I do it while taking a shit. That way all the pubes can just fall in the water for the most part...cuts down on clean up.

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:03 PM

Only problem is if you drop the sissors, it's not just toilet water, but shit logs bellow

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

when I trim my pubes, I do it while taking a shit. That way all the pubes can just fall in the water for the most part...cuts down on clean up.

i just stand over the toilet with my electric beard trimmer (though its the ball trimmer cuz i have another one for my beard)

same idea though

it all falls in the toilet

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

sandwich chick was there but she is always in the back now
I don't think she wants to work with the public since her bf and her broke up
poor sandwich chick, all depressed

that sucks... sad, lonely sandwich chick

ask one of the other sandwich ppl to go fetch her.

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:06 PM

I decided rather than a rescue mission, I'd just flush and see what happened. I was kinda suprized they went down. That was weeks ago, so no clog, so far so good.

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:21 PM

Lets take it down south let take it down south....

**Matt** · 03-23-2009, 12:22 PM

Good afternoon everyone, i hope you are all well today...

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

Lets take it down south let take it down south....

reeeeeed!!

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by MAD MATT

Good afternoon everyone, i hope you are all well today...

it's monday

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

reeeeeed!!

why? he's so little

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

reeeeeed!!

What up baybay... whatcha doin?

and what is this in you avatar??? That booty ain't about NUTHIN!!!!!

I need to come there and work on it.

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

why? he's so little

but not the most important muscle

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

why? he's so little

jealous.

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

What up baybay... whatcha doin?

and what is this in you avatar??? That booty ain't about NUTHIN!!!!!

I need to come there and work on it.

Haha you'll be happy to know that was old and I've been working on it!
And not much, just relaxing and finally having a lazy day.
What are youuu doin?

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

jealous.

He's not jealous baybay.... its just a joke..... we all talk about my smallness... its funny.... good times

**Phate** · 03-23-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

reeeeeed!!

hey whores, and pink

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

but not the most important muscle

would that be russel the love muscle?

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

He's not jealous baybay.... its just a joke..... we all talk about my smallness... its funny.... good times

i was kiddinggg rere

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

hey whores, and pink

haha that was nice, thanks

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

jealous.

of Reed? pft, fttt, sssssssssss
jah right
next I'll be jealous of RuhlFreak

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

Haha you'll be happy to know that was old and I've been working on it!
And not much, just relaxing and finally having a lazy day.
What are youuu doin?

And what have you been doing to work on this... Stepmill.... booty squats I mean squats????

I am, well was, in the process of cleaning the apartment, and

then grocery store....

what about you.... I wish I lived near the freaking beach... I need to move to Florida like seriously.. will you take me in???

**Phate** · 03-23-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

haha that was nice, thanks

got your attention didn't it, lol

how's everyone on this fine day, i'm bout to have to head back to school again for jazz band

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

i was kiddinggg rere

Ok rere the retard. Doesn't get it sometimes

**Kratos** · 03-23-2009, 12:36 PM

ate my lunch already, damn it, that was the bright spot in my day

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

would that be russel the love muscle?

yes the love muscle...

**Dukkit** · 03-23-2009, 12:39 PM

i love being a whore

im off to my house for a lunch time quickie

be back in a juicy jiffy!!

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Phate

got your attention didn't it, lol

how's everyone on this fine day, i'm bout to have to head back to school again for jazz band

my day has been wonderful so far

**hotpink** · 03-23-2009, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

And what have you been doing to work on this... Stepmill.... booty squats I mean squats????

I am, well was, in the process of cleaning the apartment, and

then grocery store....

what about you.... I wish I lived near the freaking beach... I need to move to Florida like seriously.. will you take me in???

haha i love that about you. now i wannaaaa. and I think I'm about to break the lease with the girl i'm living with now because she's 18 and already a destructive alcoholic. bad sit. but you do need to come here!

**Reed** · 03-23-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by hotpink

haha i love that about you. now i wannaaaa. and I think I'm about to break the lease with the girl i'm living with now because she's 18 and already a destructive alcoholic. bad sit. but you do need to come here!

Are you surrrrrrrrrrre???? I don't think you're truly bout it bout it......

already breaking another lease??? HP what are we gonna do with you... just come up here and you can live with me in my one bedroom.... I'm a good cook too....

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