see her to me. i'll take care of her. I'm in a whole new level of dirtybagness.Originally Posted by Chode Logan
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
see her to me. i'll take care of her. I'm in a whole new level of dirtybagness.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
*sigh* i've come to terms with having been born without the gene that allows one to have relationships.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
True, I should never doubt myself.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
you need to follow a new mindset...
1. anything that comes out of the mouth of a girl is false until proven the opposite (not by another girl).
2. each and every woman in this planet cheat.
there you go. with that in mind you'll have a relation, the question is, do you want one?
I feel accomplished
Don't feel bad ruhl, I have a horrible fear of commitment and self sabotage relationships. I even pick girls I know will let me down so I don't have to be the bad guy.
I have never even introduced one girl to my parents if that gives you any indication of how serious I ever let things get. Everyone has issues, and we're all as fvcked in the head as the next guy.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
i don't mix family, friends and sex-affairs/relationships. Those circles should never overlap.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
damn you must be in a good mood today....
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
maybe that's why....i couldnt' bear number 2
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
i'm not in a bad mood. average mood.
I feel accomplished
yes, that's exactly what I do
I keep work/friends/family/and relationships
in seperate compartments of my life...it's a problem, but not one I plan on fixing
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
Never let a woman get you down.
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
interesting.....i'm the EXACT opposite....i mix them all together....afterall wtf is the point if the girl wouldn't like my family?
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
oh its not a problem for me. Its how its should be.
fortunately for me girls never want to introduce me to their family and friends.
So it works both ways.
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
its not a matter what she likes or not. Its a matter of what comes first.
whats the point of introducing her to your family and friends if it will change anything wether if she likes them or not, family and bros come first.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
Who cares if they don't like your family? The point is to get out there and date some skanks to see how the female species operates and learn some things about life.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
Take that ***** off the pedestal
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
paying close attention to me is the easiest and fastest way of learning.
its life learnt wisdom.
I feel accomplished
It's a new level in the relationship in my mind and it scares me.
It has lead my mother to ask me if I'm gay a few times lol
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
my mom thinks i'm bi. and she is cool with it. LOL
I feel accomplished
they'll like my family anyway, that's not the problem at all
it makes a big statement about me...who I date to my family though, so you could say I'm more afraid of their judgment.
I feel accomplished
my mom says she would still love me if I was gay lol
Borderline Personality
Awesome workout complete.
Borderline Personality
My mom wants to know why I haven't shown up with a girlfriend in over two years. She was like, "Do you EVER get laid?!"
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
yeah ok heres my panorama though:
my best girl friends is a lesbian madamme who hits on every hot girls she sees and 99% of the time she bangs them.
part of my bros are skinheads and the other are friking weirdos that have been in jail or in trials.
my grandama is a woman (who i love) who always pushed me to be a womanizer since i was 8, my mom thinks i'm bi, etc etc LOL
trannies and latinas harass me.
try to explain that to anyone and she'll think i'm making all that up.
"A Work in Progress"
fukk em and leave em
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
my grandma was pissed at me wheni was 7 because i didn't hit on an 11yrs old girl. she told me "man up!" i told her "what should i say?" "she is a girl, say anything, your cute (she gotta say that shes my grandma, im and ungly troll though)" haha
I feel accomplished
Yeah, I don't think my mom thinks I ever get any even though she doesn't say it so bluntly. In her mind last time my penis got touched by a women was when she was changing my diaper. What mama don't know won't hurt her.
That would have been sweet if I brought my 18 year old gf home to meet her lol
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
my mom tell me to settle down, find a girl and settle down (not that i dont want that but girls today...you gotta watch your back cos knifes are long) on the other hand grandma says "naah, bang as many girls as you can now that you are young".
Purveyor of Thor's Hammer
imagine my parents.....
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
i doubt my mom would ever tell me that considering she knew some people in my family were giving me money so i could spend it on prostitues since i was 15. She knew perfectly, not something that i hid. she only said "be careful" thats all she says to anything i do.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
My parents wonder why I never bring a girl over more than once hahahahaha
Celtiberian Pagan Whoremachine Leader
grandma will clap if i did that. "good boy!". i feel i dissapointed her...she wanted me to be a pimp and instead i'm lame.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
Im a whore but starting to get a bit lonely, and I quite dig this chick who I have coming over. Maybe that's why I'm nervous.
I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend though hahah, I don't wanna know so I havn't asked but her facebook status says she does.
AR's Ravishing Maestro of Anabolic Tastyness
there was only one post and I was gone over a half hour? weak!
AR's Pitbull ~Vet~
You bunch of sex machines
so a new GH protocol I was thinking that for crazy growth and wouldn't shut down your pituitary gland
2iu of gh every 3 hours along side cjc1295/ghrp6 combo at 100mcg each. I bet someone might get big with this.
Little Monster in the making
reeeed
"A Work in Progress"
fukk i'm bored!!!
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I don't know why but out of nowhere I've been inspired to help out in the Q & A section.
Stupid
hey guys
Stupid
I'm using the igoogle calorie calculator, it seems to be working pretty good, even though I have a diet plan I want to make sure I'm staying under 1300 calories
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