'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

thought you were moving skully, what happened?

change of plans

hes moving here with me instead

[FireGuy]

Does anyone know if the post office is open today? (Good Friday) I see the NYSE is closed.

[Dukkit]

Does anyone know if the post office is open today? (Good Friday) I see the NYSE is closed.

my coworkers dad works for the post office and he says his dads working today

so im gonna say yes

[Skully44420]

thought you were moving skully, what happened?

i ended up selling my truck...paying some bills that i had to take care of...and then i didn't have enough money left to be able to move out there and live comfortably until i found a job...so i changed my mind.

[FireGuy]

my coworkers dad works for the post office and he says his dads working today

so im gonna say yes

Thanks Bro, just did a lil research and see X-Mas is the only religious holiday they are closed.

[Dukkit]

Thanks Bro, just did a lil research and see X-Mas is the only religious holiday they are closed.

anytime bro

us whores can be helpful at times

lol

though not as helpful as you my friend

[Kratos]

i love all you ugly fukkers

just felt like puttin that out there

now back to whoring

don't lump me in with them...I'm man pretty

[Reed]

Remember ladies.....

Juice it Safe

Never go over 500mg of test, don't take orals longer than 4 weeks, and ALWAYS aspirate.

[AnimalGear]

wrap your whopper before you bop her

[Chode Logan]

After school special with Reed.

[peachfuzz]

Remember ladies.....

Juice it Safe

Never go over 500mg of test, don't take orals longer than 4 weeks, and ALWAYS aspirate.

[Skully44420]

ok off to the gym..later whores

[Dukkit]

i never aspirate

shit

[Dukkit]

wait... matter of fact. i dont even know what aspirating is??

is that something to do with asthma?

[Reed]

Also to remember for you ladies

Also focus on a good nutritious diet to met your waist line goals

Chicken Casear salads, Diet pepsi, light or fat free dressings only, a bowl of Total for the morning, and a good snack is always a apple

[Reed]

i never aspirate

shit

neither do i

[Kratos]

no thanks to advises from tiny people reed

[Dukkit]

there goes kratos thinking hes all big and bad and fuzzy

[Kratos]

^you gonna dispute the fuzzy part? I think not^

[Dukkit]

^you gonna dispute the fuzzy part? I think not^

ah shit, you got me

[Dukkit]

alright well im off

everyone have a stupendous weekend!

[Chode Logan]

Lame

[peachfuzz]

ur mom

[Voland]

hell!

[Chode Logan]

Vag?

[Skully44420]

i love pvssy

[Ernst]

I could go for some pvssy right now.

[Skully44420]

me too LOL

i got this chick wanting me to come down and bang her...only problem is.....she is 17

[Kratos]

my buddy just txted me that he signed me up for a pistola class

[Voland]

me too LOL

i got this chick wanting me to come down and bang her...only problem is.....she is 17

how is that a problem?

[Voland]

my buddy just txted me that he signed me up for a pistola class

no one needs class to shoot a pistola.

[Kratos]

no one needs class to shoot a pistola.

I need a class to get the peice of paper giving me the right to purchase one...duh, silly spanands

[Kratos]

already lifted today...wooot!!!!!

[Skully44420]

how is that a problem?

that is illegal here in california when the man is 27 LOL

[Skully44420]

already lifted today...wooot!!!!!

me too....but it was a light workout and about 45mins of cardio. My mom just joined the gym so i am teaching her what machines to do for what muscle groups and how to do them. Then I am going again tonight with my brother and that will be a heavier workout and about 30 mins of cardio.

[Chode Logan]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 17, my 21 year old ass can still pull it off.

[luxifer93]

that is illegal here in california when the man is 27 LOL

Just bang her until she turns 18 then dump her

[Ernst]

I need a class to get the peice of paper giving me the right to purchase one...duh, silly spanands

They make you take a class there?

Here we just have to pass a written test and then a physical test with the firearm. The written test consists of such difficult questions as "Is it legal to shoot someone for playing their stereo too loud?" or "Can an automatic still fire without a magazine in it?" The physical test is to load it, unload it, and meanwhile don't point it at the guy watching you.

[Ernst]

Oddly, no such test is required for long guns (rifles, shotguns), and the age limit is lower.

[Skully44420]

i'm keeping my fingers crossed...hopefully i will get this job that i just turned in an application for. I had an interview today right when i turned in the app and it sounds promising.