'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

Roomie has become increasingly psycho and jealous. I've been secretly looking for a new place. I feel I have no other choice. She keeps making mountains out of molehills and creating drama out of thin air.

uh oh.

she is fallin for you man. thats where the jealousy and bickering comes from

you have 2 options.

become official. make babies. get married.

or move the fukk out

[Dukkit]

okay...

[Ernst]

uh oh.

she is fallin for you man. thats where the jealousy and bickering comes from

you have 2 options.

become official. make babies. get married.

or move the fukk out

I'll see what's behind door number 2 please. Crossing my fingers for a hot redhead.

[Dukkit]

I'll see what's behind door number 2 please. Crossing my fingers for a hot redhead.

youll be hardstruck to find another hot roomie who is down for NSA sex

especially in your po-dunk town

[Ernst]

youll be hardstruck to find another hot roomie who is down for NSA sex

especially in your po-dunk town

I don't want it to go this way, but what else can I do? I don't need a bi-polar drama demon in my house.

[Kratos]

ran into some friends frriday night I hadn't seen in like a year...they were like "damn, you're lookin diesel, you on roids?"

[10nispro]

move in with dukkit...

[10nispro]

ran into some friends frriday night I hadn't seen in like a year...they were like "damn, you're lookin diesel, you on roids?"

of course you said Yes, and laughed, right?

[Kratos]

they're both brothers, both well educated, lived in Boston, now moved back in with mom and dad.

One is a lawyer, the other one just a college degree...31 and 28 years old
their parents don't know wtf

[Dukkit]

ran into some friends frriday night I hadn't seen in like a year...they were like "damn, you're lookin diesel, you on roids?"

well... are you?

move in with dukkit...

lol
that would be fun

[10nispro]

How was everyone's weekend?

[Kratos]

of course you said Yes, and laughed, right?

nah, I just talked about working out at planet fitness, and invited them to come along.
They're fat even though they were both great basketball players, they do nothing useful except drink.
They grew up in the same neighborhood as me, and I ran into their mom...she's horrified at how useless her boys are.

[Dukkit]

I don't want it to go this way, but what else can I do? I don't need a bi-polar drama demon in my house.

oh 100% understand my man

im really dyin to get my own lil apartment

but money is way way too tight to even think about that.

so im stuck with me mummsie or someone else for now

[Kratos]

well... are you?

sitting on hemroids? nah, my butthole is clear

[Dukkit]

How was everyone's weekend?

sextacular!!!

nah, I just talked about working out at planet fitness, and invited them to come along.
They're fat even though they were both great basketball players, they do nothing useful except drink.
They grew up in the same neighborhood as me, and I ran into their mom...she's horrified at how useless her boys are.

lol

thats what im scared of...

my kids being worthless... just like i am

[Ernst]

If I could find a good roommate I'd consider it, but I'm just looking for a place alone right now. Preferably right downtown in the next town over. Within crawling distance of the nicer bars and restaurants.

[Dukkit]

hahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

[Dukkit]

If I could find a good roommate I'd consider it, but I'm just looking for a place alone right now. Preferably right downtown in the next town over. Within crawling distance of the nicer bars and restaurants.

let me see about transferring my probation out to cali

and ill be your roomie

but i cant have no strings attached sex with you

you have to pay

lol

[Kratos]

psych chick slept over on saturday, and we went out for breakfast sunday morning. I'm sposta go over her place tonight. This gf business is taking up a lot of my free time/drinking and looking for new ho's time.

[Dukkit]

psych chick slept over on saturday, and we went out for breakfast sunday morning. I'm sposta go over her place tonight. This gf business is taking up a lot of my free time/drinking and looking for new ho's time.

dude... your life sounds so terrible

lol

[Ernst]

hahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

Wow. That was super-with-a-lisp gay.

[Kratos]

hahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

I kinda like that song for some reason,
I have a wide taste in music even though pop isn't my fav

what'd you do steal some speakers?

[Ernst]

psych chick slept over on saturday, and we went out for breakfast sunday morning. I'm sposta go over her place tonight. This gf business is taking up a lot of my free time/drinking and looking for new ho's time.

Life is tough on the mean streets of suburban Connecticut.

[Dukkit]

Wow. That was super-with-a-lisp gay.

oh stop it!

I kinda like that song for some reason,
I have a wide taste in music even though pop isn't my fav

what'd you do steal some speakers?

lol
nope
it just popped in my head this morning when i wake up
its weird. i wake up 5 times a night to piss and everytime i wake up i have random song in my head taht i have heard in years or i dont even like sometimes.

and that song was in my head

[Kratos]

If I'm gonna get gay and listen to some LFO
this was imo the best song they made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtnl9...eature=related

[Dukkit]

chinese food makes me sick

hahahaha

such a great song

syke!

[Kratos]

Life is tough on the mean streets of suburban Connecticut.

Someday you'll have a girl that hangs around you, and you'll realize her vagina is contagious

[Ernst]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6iKqOMPZTw

I want this girl.

[Kratos]

chinese food makes me sick

hahahaha

such a great song

syke!

I'm not saying I own the CD or anything, but if it comes on the radio, I might leave it on and be happy that it's summer.

[Ernst]

I'm not saying I own the CD or anything, but if it comes on the radio, I might leave it on and be happy that it's summer.

Is anyone else getting the mental picture of the guy in a polo shirt in a spotless new Saab convertible driving down the street with the top down and that song blasting? You must be fighting the boys off!

[Dukkit]

Is anyone else getting the mental picture of the guy in a polo shirt in a spotless new Saab convertible driving down the street with the top down and that song blasting? You must be fighting the boys off!

hahah

that literally just made me laugh out loud

hahahahaha

[Kratos]

Is anyone else getting the mental picture of the guy in a polo shirt in a spotless new Saab convertible driving down the street with the top down and that song blasting? You must be fighting the boys off!

I can't help but laugh, but trust me, that isn't me. Good one though, and my saab isn't a convertible.

[Ernst]

*sigh* Just about time to rape the savings again.

[Dukkit]

*sigh* Just about time to rape the savings again.

buying another gun??

lol

[Dukkit]

I can't help but laugh, but trust me, that isn't me. Good one though, and my saab isn't a convertible.

you wish it was during the summer time though

[Kratos]

Can't help but have a little yuppie in me, I'm from the CT coastline after all. My parents belong to a country club, and I grew up racing sail boats. But, I do a good job of fighting back my honkey heritage.

[Ernst]

buying another gun??

lol

Rifle needs a scope.

But seriously, I'm unemployed and running out of money again.

[Kratos]

you wish it was during the summer time though

I kinda do wish the top went down in the summer, never thought of how uber gay a yuppie in a saab conv looks when blasting the wrong music.

I'll have to get a pink polo, with a white sweater to tie around my neck.

[Kratos]

I got the motorcycle though, so I don't need a drop top.
I was out caving up the road yesterday, it was so nice out.
but I was riding dirty, I never registered or insured it last year...I gotta get on that so it's legal this year.

[Dukkit]

I got the motorcycle though, so I don't need a drop top.
I was out caving up the road yesterday, it was so nice out.
but I was riding dirty, I never registered or insured it last year...I gotta get on that so it's legal this year.

its pretty common for motorcyclists not to be insured and registered

guess you guys just forget about it cuz you only use em for a few months out of the year

when your in your car 99% of the time