'Official Postwhore Thread'

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 09:35 AM

Aww dukkit, Why you always tryna compete wit me?? Im a brown sexy mofo!!!
You a tan regular man!

lol

**sigman roid** · 05-20-2009, 09:37 AM

good morning whores !!! its actually afternoon here but i know you boys have not long got up

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

good morning whores !!! its actually afternoon here but i know you boys have not long got up

ive been up for 4 and half hours

morning bro!!

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 09:39 AM

I'm gonna get some more mt2 and really go black and not come back this summer

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 09:39 AM

I don't tan at all. I'm just barely above albino status.

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 09:42 AM

Imma Hit shoulders today. I want my Traps to touch my ears. I want my delts so big it looks like im wearing shoulder pad!!!

**sigman roid** · 05-20-2009, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Imma Hit shoulders today. I want my Traps to touch my ears. I want my delts so big it looks like im wearing shoulder pad!!!

you mean you wanna look like me vp.lol

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Imma Hit shoulders today. I want my Traps to touch my ears. I want my delts so big it looks like im wearing shoulder pad!!!

i got delts like bowling balls
lol

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I don't tan at all. I'm just barely above albino status.

yes. yes you are, super casper status

Originally Posted by Kratos

I'm gonna get some more mt2 and really go black and not come back this summer

do it
so i can laugh

Originally Posted by vpchill

Aww dukkit, Why you always tryna compete wit me?? Im a brown sexy mofo!!!
You a tan regular man!

lol

why you gotta bring me down.. ALL THE TIME!!

*boo hoo, sniff sniff, tear*

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I don't tan at all. I'm just barely above albino status.

Mt2 my son
watch this wachica turn brown and you can't be whiter than her

technically you should have just as many melanocytes as a black person...you just don't stimulate them as much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g6QXkE68io

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Mt2 my son
watch this wachica turn brown and you can't be whiter than her

technically you should have just as many melanocytes as a black person...you just don't stimulate them as much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g6QXkE68io

I don't even want to tan though. I prefer being pale. I prefer my girls pale too. Good Irish genes.

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 09:50 AM

I've seen that vid before.

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 09:51 AM

If there was a way to make me even more pale I'd be willing to look into it.

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Mt2 my son
watch this wachica turn brown and you can't be whiter than her

technically you should have just as many melanocytes as a black person...you just don't stimulate them as much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g6QXkE68io

Fook tanning, Eat more Watermelon!!

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 09:52 AM

I can never get as buff as sigman and dukki.

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 09:53 AM

And I am about as pale as her. I rule.

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I don't even want to tan though. I prefer being pale. I prefer my girls pale too. Good Irish genes.

that's too funny, I like my girls ghost white
my dad's side of the fam is very fair spud eating folk

I seemed to really embrase my 25% italian heritage though
dark hair, eyes, and I can tan

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 09:55 AM

the dark hair and eyes and 5 oclock shadow combo looks better with darker skin I think

the pale white hairy dark haired french candian look is wack

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 09:56 AM

where the white women at?

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 10:01 AM

Oh baby.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:02 AM

im blue eyed
dirty blonde/ light brown
and my beard has a red, copper tint to it

lol

and i tan easily

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Oh baby.

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that actually turns me on

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 10:05 AM

Me too. That's what I'm looking for. My girlfriend should be so pale that superstitious villagers flee.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:07 AM

especially the bright orange/red hair

god i love redheads like that

porclein (spelling?) skin, curly red hair and bright green eyes

get me hard all day long

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 10:10 AM

Hell yeah.

**vpchill** · 05-20-2009, 10:19 AM

I like cake! I brb, Bout to put my ballz to the wallz!!!!

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:22 AM

i want some cheesecake

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 10:23 AM

I just threw some away from roomie's b-day. You missed out.

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

especially the bright orange/red hair

god i love redheads like that

porclein (spelling?) skin, curly red hair and bright green eyes

get me hard all day long

christina ricci with red hair mmmmmm

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

christina ricci with red hair mmmmmm

I'd have to make her dress up as Wednesday Addams if I was going to do her.

Infinite goth points for Ernst.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:41 AM

hahaha

the adams family!!

yeah i love christina ricci

but back when she was thicker...

like in SLEEPY HOLLOW movie she did with johnny depp.

she was perfect in that

but now shes super skinny

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 10:44 AM

Kratos approved movie pick

Black Snake Moan

Christina Ricci plays a white trash sex addict on a humping rampage when her fiance goes into the military and she can't go 5min without dick. She's almost naked through the whole movie. She spends about half the movie on a 50 foot long chain in her panties in Sammuel L Jackson's house.

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:45 AM

i enjoyed the movie

but she was too sickly and skinny

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 10:45 AM

I had wood through the whole movie

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

i enjoyed the movie

but she was too sickly and skinny

she played white trash
they only come in two varieties
malnourished and over fed with a diet of mcdonalds and oreos
so it was good for the role

and I like thin broads

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:48 AM

well i dont like thin broads

lol

so we'll never have to worry about sloppy seconds buddy

**Ernst** · 05-20-2009, 10:49 AM

I don't discriminate much on weight. As long as she's not fat it's cool.

**Kratos** · 05-20-2009, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

well i dont like thin broads

lol

so we'll never have to worry about sloppy seconds buddy

well, I'd hump christina ricci until I was cumming nothing but air and then I'd hump it some more

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 10:52 AM

dont get me wrong

ive banged more skinny chicks then i can remember

but i prefer girls that are average or slightly thicker

**sigman roid** · 05-20-2009, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I don't discriminate much on weight. As long as she's not fat it's cool.

my thoughts exactly

**Dukkit** · 05-20-2009, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by sigman roid

my thoughts exactly

who asked you?

hah

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