'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

your a funny guy dukkitlol

i live to make you laugh

[scibble]

i think scibbles needs to change his custom title

cuz its not happening

lol

you right dukkit. but i too lazy for that. lol

[vpchill]

thats not funny
my penis was burning a few months ago
urinary tract infection
lol



sweet. so when you and i go out chick hunting. we'll have the same victims in mind

You can be my Big little brother!! I like playing sidekick. Chix dig the quiet guy!

[Dukkit]

alright

im going on lunch

be back in a bit

[peachfuzz]

oh no no... very much so

just showing you the sort of love that my step father showed me

hahahahahahahahaha

i thought you said you were bown ??

Im Back Whores!!! Whoa it feels good when all eyes are on you!!! Shoulders burning like dukkits penis!!

Kratos has left to scold his ex for internet dating lol.

[scibble]

Chix dig the quiet guy!

then i should be rolling in it

[Dukkit]

You can be my Big little brother!! I like playing sidekick. Chix dig the quiet guy!

done deal my friend

take a weekend and come to philly

id come to NY but NY scares me.

hahaha

[vpchill]

i thought you said you were bown ??

[scibble]

back vs bown?

an example of my twisted humor

[vpchill]

done deal my friend

take a weekend and come to philly

id come to NY but NY scares me.

hahaha

lol. Im scared of ny too. I used to hang on Broad st in south phil. I hated it over there. Everyone would look as soon as I started talking. They knew I was from NY.

[vpchill]

back vs bown?

an example of my twisted humor

LMAOOO. I am slow

[Ernst]

Roomie is a girl who I dated ages ago, and every once in a while she brings up old relationship drama to fcuk with me.

[scibble]

sounds fun!

(not)

[vpchill]

Roomie is a girl who I dated ages ago, and every once in a while she brings up old relationship drama to fcuk with me.

Slap her Vaj with your Peen

[Ernst]

Slap her Vaj with your Peen

I do.

[peachfuzz]

slap her vag with scibble's peen if you want to tickle her to death

[vpchill]

Peachy Fuzz your so HUGE!!

[sigman roid]

i live to make you laugh

and you do it very well my friend

[Ernst]

Slap her Vaj with your Peen

Both of us are looking for something better. We just hook up in the meantime.

Better than dredging bars for STD's.

[Kratos]

Here Kratos:

nah, don't know her
what dating site did you scope her on?

I'd love to catch an ex on a dating site, cause that would mean she's lookin for lovin in all the wrong places, but I don't cruise them
and now I'm married again

[Kratos]

she's not bad though, you should hit that up

[Ernst]

she's not bad though, you should hit that up

She doesn't really share my interests or make my blood hot. I just thought I recognized her.

[Kratos]

She doesn't really share my interests or make my blood hot. I just thought I recognized her.

if she ever makes it back to my area I'd give her a ride
but she doesn't make my socks roll up and down or anything

wish it was someone I knew, it would make my lame day more exciting.

[scibble]

slap her vag with scibble's peen if you want to tickle her to death

she has already denied my peen hahahahhaha

but yeah, they call me the French Tickler

[vpchill]

Chicken tits and cabbage.. Hmmmmmm

[Ernst]

I'm making a shopping list of chicks. I really have nothing better to do.

I know a few girls who did online dating. They were all total whackjobs. Makes me worry. I don't have the balls to go through with it anyway lol.

[Dukkit]

fukkin alternator bolt snapped off

then the belt snapped off

and now my car is not holding any battery juice

goddamn it

[Ernst]

I thought you were already hauling your ass around on a bike?

[vpchill]

Dukkit, Fookit!!! Push the shvt off a bridge and leave a cruel world note. Someone will feel bad and buy you a new car.
dont feel bad, my infiniti is near death. its been aging in dog years

[Dukkit]

I thought you were already hauling your ass around on a bike?

fixed my car last monday

so its been aweek and 2 days that i havent had to ride a bike

lol

[Ernst]

I bought a new car. Dealerships are giving them away they're so desperate to move stock. There was a Dodge dealer offering "2 for 1." My beat to shit old gas guzzling truck kept breaking. I was in a rental car so much the cost of buying a new car almost balances.

[Dukkit]

Dukkit, Fookit!!! Push the shvt off a bridge and leave a cruel world note. Someone will feel bad and buy you a new car.
dont feel bad, my infiniti is near death. its been aging in dog years

even better... ill push the car off a bridge with another dead body played off as me

then collect on my life insurance through my lil bro

[vpchill]

Yea the new cars are the ish. They give you free maintenance for life or just the 2 for 1?

[Dukkit]

I bought a new car. Dealerships are giving them away they're so desperate to move stock. There was a Dodge dealer offering "2 for 1." My beat to shit old gas guzzling truck kept breaking. I was in a rental car so much the cost of buying a new car almost balances.

whatcha get?

[vpchill]

As long as you dont kill me bro. We good as gold teef!

[Ernst]

I just got a nice deal and low interest. Honda isn't in the same dire straights as other manufacturers, and so the deals aren't as sweet, but it's reliable, gets decent mileage, and has really good resale value.

[Dukkit]

As long as you dont kill me bro. We good as gold teef!

nah

your not my height, weight

or uhh... skin color!!

[Ernst]

I bought a black Civic Si. First car I ever paid for that wasn't American with a V8.

It's quick and gets good mileage. I have to commute to everything since I live in the cuts, and the $4/gal gas was killing me with the 350 V8.

[vpchill]

^^Good p/u. Nice car

[Voland]

ñeeeee