'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:41 AM

Ernst = God's gift to women

**scibble** · 05-21-2009, 07:41 AM

this is one sloooow morning. gotta get movin'..

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

(sigh) school letting out for the summer...now I can't rely on the teachers to babysit my kids.

How many lil scibbs you got?

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 07:41 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Scibbles? wsup!

Ernst you got suicide ears? lol

haha

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:42 AM

Ernst = Suicide door ears..

**scibble** · 05-21-2009, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

How many lil scibbs you got?

i got a lil girlie-scib, and a lil man-scib.

they like Lucy and Linus

**sigman roid** · 05-21-2009, 07:43 AM

sigman=sexy mofo

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:44 AM

I never really got teased for it.

No one ever really teased me.

**scibble** · 05-21-2009, 07:45 AM

i guess dukk was feeling the bowel pressure

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

i got a lil girlie-scib, and a lil man-scib.

they like Lucy and Linus

Cool, I got 3 lil Vps.. 2 Boys and a Girl. My Girl shud have been a boy tho. Never seen a lil girl so tuff b4.

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I never really got teased for it.

No one ever really teased me.

Well allow me to be the First!! lol

**scibble** · 05-21-2009, 07:46 AM

subconsciously, that's why he named himself EARnst. It's bothering him.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

dukk, your av looks like it's taking its morning dump. do you feel that pressure?

theres always a pressure on my cockles. even in my sub-cockles

Originally Posted by vpchill

Dukkit = knowledge

VP = Greatness

aww shucks
so modest

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Ernst = God's gift to women

lol
what women? your roomie dont count

Originally Posted by sigman roid

sigman=sexy mofo

we need pics. haha

Originally Posted by scibble

i guess dukk was feeling the bowel pressure

poop

Originally Posted by scibble

subconsciously, that's why he named himself EARnst. It's bothering him.

hahah always count on scibbles

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:48 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

subconsciously, that's why he named himself earnst. It's bothering him.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

lol
what women? your roomie dont count

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:50 AM

Hey Dukkit, Hows your V? You got it fixed?

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by scibble

subconsciously, that's why he named himself EARnst. It's bothering him.

Not enough obviously. I could have had plastic surgery whenever I wanted.

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:53 AM

I guess I would get them pinned if I was going bald, so I could shave my head and not look as goofy.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 07:54 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Hey Dukkit, Hows your V? You got it fixed?

my V??

whats a V?

my vagina is just fine.

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:54 AM

I'd probably hit some melanotan too then. Otherwise I'll look like a secret roll-on stik lol.

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 07:55 AM

Man F** all dat!!! Chics will dig your ears. Shave it all off. Let the wind flow bro. Hopefully you wont fly away!

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I'd probably hit some melanotan too then. Otherwise I'll look like a secret roll-on stik lol.

**scibble** · 05-21-2009, 07:57 AM

actually your pic have pretty normal-looking ears

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Man F** all dat!!! Chics will dig your ears. Shave it all off. Let the wind flow bro. Hopefully you wont fly away!

You're brown, it's cool.

People will think I'm a neo-nazi.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 07:58 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

You're brown, it's cool.

People will think I'm a neo-nazi.

arent you?

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

arent you?

Voland is our resident pseudo anti-semite.

I hate everybody equally.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Voland is our resident pseudo anti-semite.

I hate everybody equally.

ahh. understood
thanks for clarifying

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:00 AM

Your V - ehicle ??

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Your V - ehicle ??

oh im sorry... i dont speak; monkey.

i got the parts. i got it to work. just gotta use tools at work to fix it

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

oh im sorry... i dont speak; monkey.

i got the parts. i got it to work. just gotta use tools at work to fix it

Your about to get Gorilla humped!!! Mofo

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Your about to get Gorilla humped!!! Mofo

have you ever seen LEMONY SNICKETS AND A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS??

the movie with jim carry?

thats where the monkey line came from

its hilarious in the movie

hes talkin to a lil baby.

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 08:15 AM

I just set off all the smoke detectors in the house. What a horrible screeching noise!

My oven has some very black smoky remnants of meat in it.

Roomie is PISSED.

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw

have you ever seen LEMONY SNICKETS AND A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS??

the movie with jim carry?

thats where the monkey line came from

its hilarious in the movie

hes talkin to a lil baby.

No I havent seen it!!! Have you ever seen Gorillas in the mist??? Thats me, a silverback gorilla in the concrete jungle!!

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I just set off all the smoke detectors in the house. What a horrible screeching noise!

My oven has some very black smoky remnants of meat in it.

Roomie is PISSED.

Why the smoke gotta be black ernst? y everything so racial

lol

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:19 AM

Dukki your gonna fix it yourself?

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I just set off all the smoke detectors in the house. What a horrible screeching noise!

My oven has some very black smoky remnants of meat in it.

Roomie is PISSED.

your an asshole
i hate you so much right now

hahahah

Originally Posted by vpchill

Dukki your gonna fix it yourself?

yep

im pretty mechanically inclined if i put some sort of effort into it. lol

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:23 AM

Note to self, Do Not take a Ride in the Dukkit mobile.... he does his own maintenance!!

lol

**Ernst** · 05-21-2009, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Note to self, Do Not take a Ride in the Dukkit mobile.... he does his own maintenance!!

lol

According to scibble it's his driving you should be worried about.

**Dukkit** · 05-21-2009, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by vpchill

Note to self, Do Not take a Ride in the Dukkit mobile.... he does his own maintenance!!

lol

fine. you can take the bus!!

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

According to scibble it's his driving you should be worried about.

that is correct

when scibble came to visit... he was scared to death to drive with me

doin 80 in a manual transmission car on the highway while texting girls

thats me. lol

**vpchill** · 05-21-2009, 08:29 AM

I have an 8 person staff. 2 People called out and 2 people are off today. This is fooking amazing.
I wanna fire someone but my boss has a heart!! Mothaflippas is in here cruzing through the day. Shvt is ridiculous

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