'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Pocketbattleship2B]

No, they knew she was our protein source for some days.

Well as long as she was the protien source in that situation.

[sigman roid]

time for my weekly shower. im out. later whores.

later fuzzy

[Pocketbattleship2B]

start the thread i have many questions i cant ask my mum..lol

When a man and a woman love each other very much and are married, they hug in a very special way,and then God puts a baby in the womans tummy.Does that help?

[Voland]

Hopefully in about a week. Probably stay for a week or so.

I was going to live there for the whole summer, but I'm stuck doing a class.

We'll see if I come back though.

Don't stay in Berlin. Hotels are a total theft.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Did you ask them to?

Now that you mention it I don't think I ever did.I'll go ask my father.

[Ernst]

Don't stay in Berlin. Hotels are a total theft.

Berlin is on the list, but I'm leaning towards further South.

I want to fcuk a Bavarian Biermädchen.

[Voland]

Well as long as she was the protien source in that situation.

isn't every girls fantasy to be eaten by wolves after seeing a guy jerking?

[Chode Logan]

Eat my man sauce

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Berlin is on the list, but I'm leaning towards further South.

I want to fcuk a Bavarian Biermädchen.

Something a bit like this?

[Voland]

Now that you mention it I don't think I ever did.I'll go ask my father.

You'll be surprised...
The worse response i ever got was "if you want money for hookers, get a job or someone rich to pay for it". Its not that bad. I got the same when i asked for money for my first tattoo.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

isn't every girls fantasy to be eaten by wolves after seeing a guy jerking?

I thought it was while you were jerking.
Ah well maybe it wasn't as fun for all those girls as I thought it was.You live and you learn.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

You'll be surprised...
The worse response i ever got was "if you want money for hookers, get a job or someone rich to pay for it". Its not that bad. I got the same when i asked for money for my first tattoo.

Yea I would get the ''Get a job'' one which I am trying to do anyway.

[Voland]

Something a bit like this?

I'm hitting the first one and/or the last one.

[Ernst]

Something a bit like this?

Something exactly like that.

[Ernst]

I don't drink... so I have a feeling the beer part could be trouble.

Probably get buzzed off of a sip... and I am a CRAZY drunk.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

I'm hitting the first one and/or the last one.

Hey now I rounded the women up I am taking the one closest to us,You and Ernst can fight over the others.

[Ernst]

I don't care. Just as long as she lets me plant an American flag in her asshole and take a picture.

[Ernst]

I'm a sick puppy.

[sigman roid]

When a man and a woman love each other very much and are married, they hug in a very special way,and then God puts a baby in the womans tummy.Does that help?

I never knew that,you mean the storks dont bring the babies?

[Voland]

Hey now I rounded the women up I am taking the one closest to us,You and Ernst can fight over the others.

E is getting the middle one.
I'm fine with the third one. She looks like an undercovered hottie.

[Necrosaro]

You all are post whores

[Ernst]

You all are post whores

Don't you mean, "You all are postwhores, eh?"

[Necrosaro]

No due bout it

[Pocketbattleship2B]

I never knew that,you mean the stalks dont bring the babies?

No, due to a conbination of the economic downturn and animal rights activism it was decided the best coarse was to let the stork go and replace him with God,who works 24 hours a day 6 days a week for very little money,on Sundays babys are brought by the tooth fairy.

[Voland]

Voland's got style. Check how much canned tuna i have.

[Ernst]

You've got nothing on me. I have a whole shelf in the fridge dedicated to cartons of egg whites and 40 cans of tuna.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

E is getting the middle one.
I'm fine with the third one. She looks like an undercovered hottie.

Thats fine by me,they ae German and they are drinking beer by the litre so with another litre or two you will be able to do what you want with them.

[Chode Logan]

Oooh a fellow canadian, eh?

[Ernst]

Ernst has to go accomplish shit now.

Later on whorebags.

[Chode Logan]

Ugh tuna, can't eat that shit anymore. I'm waiting for a call back about my gear, c'mon buddy hurry up

[Voland]

You've got nothing on me. I have a whole shelf in the fridge dedicated to cartons of egg whites and 40 cans of tuna.

You wentt from being filet mignon guy to eggs whites and canned tuna?
Global crisis?

[Chode Logan]

Taker easy E

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Ernst has to go accomplish shit now.

Later on whorebags.

Later you semi-paddy.



LOL

[sigman roid]

No, due to a conbination of the economic downturn and animal rights activism it was decided the best coarse was to let the stork go and replace him with God,who works 24 hours a day 6 days a week for very little money,on Sundays babys are brought by the tooth fairy.

oh i get it now...lol

[Pocketbattleship2B]

oh i get it now...lol

Glad I could be of assistance,if you have any other questions feel free to ask.

[sigman roid]

Ernst has to go accomplish shit now.

Later on whorebags.

later erns

[jbm]

gym time!

[Lightsout2184]

another day feeling completely stuffed and hanging out on the forum. whats up guys?

[jbm]

ah.........

[Charlie6]

good evening