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  1. 05-30-2009, 02:28 AM #151641
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    None of the gals I've dated seriously could cook worth a damn. It's always me on stove duty.
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    I have nothing against the occasional drink and good time. I'm not the party nazi like Rühly.

    Rühly who has been absent since just before his finals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Jbm, does the wifey cook for you or do you do it yourself?
    Most of the time she cooks it for me... but It's hard to meet your expectations if you do not cook it yourself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    None of the gals I've dated seriously could cook worth a damn. It's always me on stove duty.
    this last date i had was the first guy that has ever cooked me a dinner before
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    this last date i had was the first guy that has ever cooked me a dinner before
    It's must be so sweet for you...
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    I worked in high end restaurant for a long time. Never in the kitchen myself, but I've watched these amazing chefs work and talked to them about tricks and technique for so long I'm pretty good on my own. Not at their level of course, but still damn good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    It's must be so sweet for you...
    it was nice i didnt expect it and it was really good too
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    You ever turn the tables and cook for the wife, jbm?
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    If I ever cook for the wife she only molests me so I stopped.
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    Maybe I should cook with my shirt on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    You ever turn the tables and cook for the wife, jbm?
    Maybe... 4x a year. very seldom! coz if I cook mostly bodybuilding food.
    my wife loves fatty and salty foods! specially now that she is 8 months pregnant!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    Maybe I should cook with my shirt on.
    shirt on... but no pants!!!
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    My roommate expects me to cook for her lol.

    Part of the deal we made. She pays the utilities, I pay for and provide whatever food.

    My shopping cart is full of shame for a fitness guy. Sugar cereal, chocolate syrup, eggo waffles.... she eats trashy carbs like the world is going to end tomorrow.... and she's like 90lbs for it. I have no idea how that works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Maybe... 4x a year. very seldom! coz if I cook mostly bodybuilding food.
    my wife loves fatty and salty foods! specially now that she is 8 months pregnant!
    pickles and ice cream?
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    Make her eat your food Batman. Cook for her you will do her a huge favour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    I worked in high end restaurant for a long time. Never in the kitchen myself, but I've watched these amazing chefs work and talked to them about tricks and technique for so long I'm pretty good on my own. Not at their level of course, but still damn good.
    cook for me then...i need to test your skills
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    shirt on... but no pants!!!
    eeww not when there's food around ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    shirt on... but no pants!!!
    lol..
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    cook for me then...i need to test your skills
    We'll start with warm figs stuffed with bleu d'auvergne and wrapped in proscuitto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    hey lover
    hey babe

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    his wife is prego, he probably fends for himself
    fends is a great word in this case, lol, damn those mood swings can be hell

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    None of the gals I've dated seriously could cook worth a damn. It's always me on stove duty.
    no shit bro, me too
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    We'll start with warm figs stuffed with bleu d'auvergne and wrapped in proscuitto.
    English! please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    pickles and ice cream?
    Chocolates, junk foods and ice creams and other Filipino foods that's so damn oily and salty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    English! please.
    California figs, French blue cheese, Italian cured ham.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    Make her eat your food Batman. Cook for her you will do her a huge favour.
    lolol! not this time she is pregnant!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    We'll start with warm figs stuffed with bleu d'auvergne and wrapped in proscuitto.
    why the proscuitto wrap? might be that i'm full but everything sounds good except for that

    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    English! please.
    what? you can't read french and recognize italian ingredients, what's wrong with people these days, lol
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    Stay on the couch in the Bat Cave. It's safe there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    lolol! not this time she is pregnant!!!
    Thats what I mean salty fatty food and pregnancy don't mix well. However I know it's easier said than done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    why the proscuitto wrap? might be that i'm full but everything sounds good except for that



    what? you can't read french and recognize italian ingredients, what's wrong with people these days, lol
    Limited vocab, sorry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Chocolates, junk foods and ice creams and other Filipino foods that's so damn oily and salty...
    i couldn't imagine, how much weight has she gained?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phate View Post
    hey babe



    fends is a great word in this case, lol, damn those mood swings can be hell



    no shit bro, me too
    Don't miss your flight to Florida next week
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicmagnet View Post
    Limited vocab, sorry!
    The waiters are in back making fun of you.

    You should hear some of the mangled pronunciations people spit out. Or how many people think sweetbreads are going to be like cinnamon rolls lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    i couldn't imagine, how much weight has she gained?
    Honestly... I'm amazed! She is 5'6" before she got pregnant she weights 110lbs now she is only 116lbs! she's always slim ever since, even if she eats this crap foods!
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    This site is dragging ass now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    The waiters are in back making fun of you.

    You should hear some of the mangled pronunciations people spit out. Or how many people think sweetbreads are going to be like cinnamon rolls lol.
    And spitting in my food, saying stupid Australians!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Honestly... I'm amazed! She is 5'6" before she got pregnant she weights 110lbs now she is only 116lbs! she's always slim ever since, even if she eats this crap foods!
    only 6lbs gained at 8months pregnant? Thats not really healthy she should have gained more weight than that
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    Quote Originally Posted by KatsMeow View Post
    only 6lbs gained at 8months pregnant? Thats not really healthy she should have gained more weight than that
    I'm not sure if 116 only it's just my estimation! her belly is huge but she is still slim! and one more thing she only puke once...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    Honestly... I'm amazed! She is 5'6" before she got pregnant she weights 110lbs now she is only 116lbs! she's always slim ever since, even if she eats this crap foods!
    only 6lbs gained at 8months pregnant? Thats not really healthy she should have gained more weight than that
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