'Official Postwhore Thread'

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

You're mom is smarter than you think...she knows your roomie owns your penis

That's why she wants me out of here so bad. She thinks that I need to be out desperately searching for Ms. Right. Instead, I take my sweet time looking for just the right gal. Not like I won't get laid, and I'm not dragging cock through the bar tramp brigade.

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:15 PM

tell her to give you money to take a girl out

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:16 PM

Just go after 20 year olds, they can't be bar tramps yet.

Up here the legal age is 19 so chicks get more drunk and fat younger :-(

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

I do not understand how on my myspace I am going backwards on profile views. It has gone down 15 views in the past 72 hours

i'm starting to like myspace less and less

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn;4703***

tell her to give you money to take a girl out

I have plenty of money right now and she knows it. I even already have the stones for my future fiancees engagement ring. Crazy, huh?

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:18 PM

lol they start to get fat around 18 here when they go off to college.

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I have plenty of money right now and she knows it. I even already have the stones for my future fiancees engagement ring. Crazy, huh?

lol send me some so i can continue this hgh conquest that i am on i never want to get off this stuff.

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I have plenty of money right now and she knows it. I even already have the stones for my future fiancees engagement ring. Crazy, huh?

seriously? wow!

**peachfuzz** · 06-19-2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Going to Vegas and not gambling at all? Riiiiiiiight.

who am i kidding

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:23 PM

Well, remember I am a college student. The problem I really have with a lot of these younger girls is a maturity thing. One girl I thought was sweet and mature was quite young, but she also taken, so no good for me. Age itself is kind of relative. I don't put too much stock in it.

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

lol they start to get fat around 18 here when they go off to college.

shiiiet. Not too many people here go to college. Which is weird, in the US tons of people go to college and where I live it's much less common, yet our school system and overall intelligence in this country is much higher. Whacky.

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:25 PM

honestly every girl is different i kinda want to meet a chick that is down with me being a machine. but my chick is one of the ones that wants me to be some skinny emo kid. she is not going to be happy once i start this cycle in a month ha.

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

shiiiet. Not too many people here go to college. Which is weird, in the US tons of people go to college and where I live it's much less common, yet our school system and overall intelligence in this country is much higher. Whacky.

Illegal immigrants just my .02

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

lol send me some so i can continue this hgh conquest that i am on i never want to get off this stuff.

That shit is BANK son!

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

honestly every girl is different i kinda want to meet a chick that is down with me being a machine. but my chick is one of the ones that wants me to be some skinny emo kid. she is not going to be happy once i start this cycle in a month ha.

skinny emo kid...

what is she thinking?

barf

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:35 PM

Yeah... someone needs to tell the little emo boys to lay off the tight black jeans. Eeeew.

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by KatsMeow

skinny emo kid...

what is she thinking?

barf

ya i dont know. **** it though. just makes me work harder at the gym actually ha.

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 04:36 PM

hey i am going to take a shower but if dukkit comes back tell him he has a pm from me. thanks everyone later!

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:38 PM

i'm not down with dudes in tight black pants wearing eye make up

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by bjpennnn

hey i am going to take a shower but if dukkit comes back tell him he has a pm from me. thanks everyone later!

Later-- just know he may not be back on until Monday.

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:40 PM

Dude I'm in a hard rock/metal band, you don't know how many skinny emo kids I deal with. I certainly don't fit in with the scene haha.

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

Later-- just know he may not be back on until Monday.

i sent him a text to let him know

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Dude I'm in a hard rock/metal band, you don't know how many skinny emo kids I deal with. I certainly don't fit in with the scene haha.

some of the guys just wear too much damn eye make-up

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:44 PM

I'm pretty sure any amount of make up on a man is too much.

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Dude I'm in a hard rock/metal band, you don't know how many skinny emo kids I deal with. I certainly don't fit in with the scene haha.

What do metal and emo have in common besides the color black?

Metal is tough, emo is anything but.

**Reed** · 06-19-2009, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I'm pretty sure any amount of make up on a man is too much.

Got that right and whats with the emo kids and girl pants

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

I'm pretty sure any amount of make up on a man is too much.

Lies!

**DCI** · 06-19-2009, 04:52 PM

I'm alive again. How are we all?

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

What do metal and emo have in common besides the color black?

Metal is tough, emo is anything but.

Well, tight pant wearing emo kids go to tons of local shows so I see them all the time. and when you're in the music biz, you see emo kids. Most are scared to talk to me though, cause I don't look as gay as them and weigh over 140 lbs.

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 04:52 PM

Damien has arisen, just as the prophecy foretold.

Everyone drink your kool-aid.

**DCI** · 06-19-2009, 04:53 PM

Lol, I only come on here when I am drinking lmao.

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Reed

Got that right and whats with the emo kids and girl pants

No clue man, no ****ing clue.

Hey I need some help with a leg routine, but keep in mind I can't do squats, I'm structered weird and it rips my rotators/back/knees in pieces doing it.

Right now I'm usually doing....

Leg Press
Hack squat
Stiff legged deads
Leg curl
Calfs are fine I either to standing or seated calf raises, it's the upper legs I'm looking for help.

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 04:56 PM

Actually now that I look at it there isn't much else I could do, guess I will just get as strong as shit doing it.

**KatsMeow** · 06-19-2009, 04:56 PM

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 05:00 PM

What's what I look like.

**Chode Logan** · 06-19-2009, 05:01 PM

Alright whores I'm gonna go leg press 6.000 lbs for reps, wish me luck

**Reed** · 06-19-2009, 05:04 PM

That better be the minimum there chode

**bjpennnn** · 06-19-2009, 05:05 PM

whores eh

**DCI** · 06-19-2009, 05:05 PM

Don't mention leg pressing my legs are in bits

**Ernst** · 06-19-2009, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Chode Logan

Alright whores I'm gonna go leg press 6.000 lbs for reps, wish me luck

No matter how many decimal places you add 6lbs is still 6lbs.

Good luck with that

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