'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Pocketbattleship2B]

you guys are so outdated...
Its an electric kitchen. Those bytches have batteries and batteries die after some years.
I want my old fire and matches kitchen back.

Ok,that still doesn't make sense to me.Amything big and electrical in my kitchen is hooked up to mains electricity.Anything with a battery can be taken apart by anybody.Infact the only thing in my kitchen not hooked to the mains is the clock on the wall.

[vpchill]

Later Guys. Im Banning Myself.

[vpchill]

I will miss you all !!! Except YOU !!

[Pocketbattleship2B]

I will miss you all !!! Except YOU !!

What did I ever do to you man?

[peachfuzz]

BAN A BLACK MAN is my new campaign slogan

[Dukkit]

im here

[Dukkit]

Ban a black man is my new campaign slogan

ill drive the big van with that plastered on the side

[peachfuzz]

ok. first stop is the ATL

[peachfuzz]

should we maybe bullet proof the ride?

[Voland]

Ok,that still doesn't make sense to me.Amything big and electrical in my kitchen is hooked up to mains electricity.Anything with a battery can be taken apart by anybody.Infact the only thing in my kitchen not hooked to the mains is the clock on the wall.

check your vitroceramic. Its should be connected somewhere. There is a big rectangular shit. That looks similar to the one on the printers. That is the battery. They die, and need to be replaced.

[vpchill]

should we maybe bullet proof the ride?

Yall Sob's better bullet proof the ride!!!

[peachfuzz]

Voland what in God's name are you talking about.

Im thinking BAN A SPANIARD next.

[Voland]

[Ernst]

Silly Spaniards! Batteries aren't for kitchen appliances!

[peachfuzz]

Yall Sob's better bullet proof the ride!!!

or should we Dong proof it?

for some reason I have this vision of all the blacks running at the van and slamming into it with their giant weiners.

maybe i am gay?

[Voland]

BAM! something weird is growing out of peach O_O

[peachfuzz]

set me down GENTLY spaniard!

[Voland]

Silly Spaniards! Batteries aren't for kitchen appliances!

Its a norgweian kitchen.

[peachfuzz]

BAM! something weird is growing out of peach O_O

Its called a penis. not that you would no much about that.

put it in your mouth.

[Ernst]

You guys just missed roomie's morning meltdown.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

check your vitroceramic. Its should be connected somewhere. There is a big rectangular shit. That looks similar to the one on the printers. That is the battery. They die, and need to be replaced.

Oh OK.We have a gas oven so I have no Idea what that is but thanks for explaining.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Its a norgweian kitchen.

Silly spaniard buying a norwegian kitchen.

[Dukkit]

You guys just missed roomie's morning meltdown.

oh do tell!!

[Voland]

Its called a penis. not that you would no much about that.

put it in your mouth.

it look small and deviated.

[vpchill]

or should we Dong proof it?

for some reason I have this vision of all the blacks running at the van and slamming into it with their giant weiners.

maybe i am gay?

Yea your Gay...

Peachy is Queer , He's here, Get used to him !!!

[Dukkit]

think ill take lunch soon

[peachfuzz]

You guys just missed roomie's morning meltdown.

did she look hot at least?

[Voland]

Meltdooown.

[Ernst]

Roomie is all bent out of shape that whatever we had is over. Apparently it's okay for her to do whatever, but I was her property lol. I'm trying to be a good friend, but even that seems doomed.

She has been stalking around being a total bitch for no reason for days, this monotony is periodically broken up with a massive coniption fit. The causes of which can be anything from me talking to another girl (kind of hard not to, seeing as my best friend is a female, even though she's 1000 miles away), to the puppy having an accident, to me taking a nap in the middle of the day when it's too hot. This morning I let her puppy out of the crate because he was freaking out. Puppy is on a schedule, this is when he gets let out every day. So I let him out, he pees (it's a puppy), I start cleaning it up. Roomie awakens and screams at me, and takes over the cleaning. She returns to her room to find the puppy eating her sandals. Explodes. Tears terrified mini-dog out from under her bed where he's cowering. In frightened response he lets loose. Pissed all over her sheets and pillows. Coniption time!

Apparently I should go fcuk this female friend of mine since I like to talk to her so much and then die.

[peachfuzz]

Yea your Gay...

Peachy is Queer , He's here, Get used to him !!!

I think im just a little confused. this proviron has got me thinkin all sorts of thoughts. i think i like emoticons too as well as avatars.


why do i have a boner right now?

[peachfuzz]

I think ill take a Dukkit soon

[Voland]

Silly spaniard buying a norwegian kitchen.

its all a big conspirancy to keep me from beig next mrO

[Voland]

I think ill take a Dukkit soon

oats wil help with that.

[Voland]

Vote me for meistermod!!!
I'll be mercyless with tinyness. bwahaha

[Ernst]

Vote me for meistermod!!!
I'll be mercyless with tinyness. bwahaha

Yeah, right. Where's my free tren?

[Voland]

Yeah, right. Where's my free tren?

i've got it hidden.
tren = cheating. its very wrong to use it. Stick to canned tuna and oats. haha

[Ernst]

i've got it hidden.

Eeeew. You can keep it.

[Dukkit]

Roomie is all bent out of shape that whatever we had is over. Apparently it's okay for her to do whatever, but I was her property lol. I'm trying to be a good friend, but even that seems doomed.

She has been stalking around being a total bitch for no reason for days, this monotony is periodically broken up with a massive coniption fit. The causes of which can be anything from me talking to another girl (kind of hard not to, seeing as my best friend is a female, even though she's 1000 miles away), to the puppy having an accident, to me taking a nap in the middle of the day when it's too hot. This morning I let her puppy out of the crate because he was freaking out. Puppy is on a schedule, this is when he gets let out every day. So I let him out, he pees (it's a puppy), I start cleaning it up. Roomie awakens and screams at me, and takes over the cleaning. She returns to her room to find the puppy eating her sandals. Explodes. Tears terrified mini-dog out from under her bed where he's cowering. In frightened response he lets loose. Pissed all over her sheets and pillows. Coniption time!

Apparently I should go fcuk this female friend of mine since I like to talk to her so much and then die.

oh shit
you better move your ass to philly.
that sounds exactly how my one ex i lived with and i ended up... and in the end i got locked up. so watch it man

I think ill take a Dukkit soon

im dukkit and i dont even know what that means. lol

[Voland]

Eeeew. You can keep it.

Thats what you always say. Then you come back for more

[Ernst]

oh shit
you better move your ass to philly.
that sounds exactly how my one ex i lived with and i ended up... and in the end i got locked up. so watch it man

I'm not reciprocating the crazy. I'm cool as ice.