Originally Posted by The Massacre
Legend.. one of the best movies ever made! tom cruise is in it when he was really young and tim curry is the dark lord(satan)
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Legend.. one of the best movies ever made! tom cruise is in it when he was really young and tim curry is the dark lord(satan)
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Thats the one with the Unicorn scene that they break it's horn right? The flying monster transported thing was in it too correct? I think they cut the Satan's horn off as well towards the end of the movie?
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yup that's it, but the flying monster might be from the neverending story
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This is funny, all the responses.
#1- If you dont fight the guy wou will not be a pus, you will actually be a bigger
man.
#2- Fighting over a girl you are talking to, is juvenile and stupid, so unless you
are 15 yo then think twice about it.
#3- Unless the guy attacks you, you should just blow him off, or make fun of
him and make him feel stupid.
#4- if he does attack you, then defend yourself. if you can, find the biggest
thing you can pick up and break it iver his head.
#5- getting advice on how to fight someone will do you as much good as
someone telling you to do a deca-only cycle!
Last edited by phwSSJ; 04-05-2005 at 04:23 PM.
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throw some glutamine powder in his eyes.
if that doesnt work, poke him with a dirty needle and tell him you are HIV infected.
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mutant is one of the good guys...
and he aint even sweating that dude...
way to be bro, way to be....
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From what you say , your going to try to aviod this fight....wich you should .
But if someone was going to try and wreck my world , with 50lbs on me , im gonna defend my ****ing self!!!
If he starts it and you do everything in your power to avoid it...i dont see you getting in trouble . I'd carry a medium size rock in my pocket.....hold it in your palm and wack him upside the head as hard as you can . You should be able to take it from there .
If nothing else read this... http://home.intekom.com/scotland/cookbook/040.htm
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no rules in a fight IMO. if he grabs you, grab fingers, they're easy to break. balls, throat, and nose are all good bets. bite, scratch, kick, whatever. all that matters is who walks away and who gets carried away. make him think that you're gonna try to talk to him first then kick him in the nuts. no weapons though, thats a whole nuther realm. put the hurt on this kid. remember, dynamite comes in small packages.
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Id poke him in the eyes with my long finger, I would...
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Maybe you should PM so we don't jack the thread
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he is prob just as nervouse as you mate nothin will prob come of it hes prob all mouth!
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Going to a planned fight is the stupidest thing you can possibly do, period. If you both now when and where its going to be then obviously hes either going to stab you, break your legs with a baseball bat or cap you in the forehead (perhaps a combination if he feels like getting creative). Or he'll just bring 6 friends and they'll take turns with all of the above. If you feel you have to fight with the guy then at least call off this fight, make yourself look like a pussy if need be, and then run into him a week later and beat his head in when hes not expecting it...
And if hes 18 and 250lbs, hes fat, very fat.
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he is big , but he would be slow, u could unload many blows before he could even lift up his arm . as people have said hit him in the nutz , thatwould drop him like a sack of shat , head but , there is some good advice in here . dont be scared , even if u looose who cares , its the principle that u didnt pussy out exc , but u aint gonna looose so dont worrie about it . hit him hard! gl
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check out these fights for strategies
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=24711
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just fight him bro...it doesnt matter if he is a juicehead or not. what does that have to do with fighting?
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Listen up here son..heres some advice im going to give away for free..hang out with as many friends as possible no one will walk into that situation..well most..If you see this guy and advances toward you and he is alone try to talk it out..if you see him advancing toward you with his buddys..heres the deal..carry a lighter in your hand..act like you are taking it out get the first word in say ..look check this out i wanted to say....and mid sentence square him right in the chin..only if you can see its gunna go down ..spend the rest of your day perfecting a hook..look it up in a search or sheerdog or whatever..I can take twice my size guys with one good hook..this is the only weapon you have against a bigger opponet ..because he will wrestle you to submision....Check this out also there are two types of fighter those that stare you in the eyes..(which is most) and those that stare at your chest region ..find out which one he is squaring him off..if he is the eye fighter you can fake the **** out of him, fake a left and square him right..quickly look down at his left leg and he will drop his left gaurd to cover and square him right..if hes a chest fighter same applies but you cant fake with the eyes just hand movements..bruce lee was a master of this..although I think roy jones jr could have taken himRemember fighting can get you killed mamed handicaped or you might do this to him..its not worth it..but IMO its not worth waiting for a big guy to swing either If you can..walk away..its not pus stuff its just civilized stuff..your not an animal..be a man..screw what people think..they and you will get over it when you have your freedom a house a boat a wife later on and you will far serpass theyre childish animal mentality..be smart
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Fight dirty and fight smart. Knees, throat, balls, shins, etc. All will get him down and from there you are good to go.
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I am a subscriber to the fact that there is no such thing as dirty fighting.
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he who walks a way win's
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wins the battle sometime not the war...Ive completly destroyed PPL and have gotten many injuries doing so..I feel great walking away but five years later when Iam playing basketball and my wrists and hands and my shoulder
are killing me I think the guy who got his nose broke or whatever got the upper hand...From now on I take no chances if a situation rises I take care of it before I get hurt in ways to minimize hurting myself....Fighting sucks but along with a rep comes PPL trying to take it...
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alright...being that i have been boxing for abouta year now and having sparred with several different guys of all sizes and on the street and in the ring...i must say i agree with grant...hitting someone in the trhoat isnt half as easy as you bone heads think it is im not getting hostile just tellin it like it is...second it is a girl a teen girl why in the hell would you put your self in the obvious position of getting your ass beat, im not tryin to disgurage you but comeing on an aas board and asking how to kick some guys ass...bro your gonna loose and thats all there is to it...and third and most important DONT HIT ANYONE WITHA BAT ORA BIG ROCK you will kill them witha blow like that to the side of your head( this is where your temple is...trust me they will die) if i were you id try callin the kid and be cool wit him ask him if its really that big ofa deal and if at worst you could throw on some 16 ounce boxing gloves and got at it for about 2 min's trust me it wont be anylonger then that 16 ounces is alot more then you think. so basically my advice is handle it like a responsible adult dont fight unless he swings at you first and if you get your ass kicked...look at it like this...at least i had the balls to confront him and was responsible enough to try to settle it wit a talk...and no one will call you a puss for fighting a guy liek that even if you do loose trust me bro.
but here again this is just my 2 cc's. peace bro and GL
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throat hitting is super easy if you know how to do it... you can use a rigehand, spearhand or touch all your fingertips and tip of your thumb together on one hand, then bend your hand inwards twards your forearm.... see that nice striking surface you created on the back of your wrist... ( its commonly refered to as an OX Jaw ) if you snap that under the chin like you are backhanding them it wil slip right under and get the throat... not enough to kill but enough to cause them to gag and choke for air for a moment...
if you want to try advanced throat punching its easy realy... take your left hand and simply shove or slap someone on the forhead, even a prepared individuals head will flop back like a pez despenser leaving you acres of loveley throat to punch with your right hand....
well i am done with this block of instruction, I hope someone will pick up the ball and take on ball kicking, eye poking or knee breaking... lol
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get a gun and just kill his a$$
then she'll know your gangsta
ladies love bad boys
lol dont do that
if your really up for a challenge here use fighting as a last resort
talk to the girl and see if you can pursuade her to see that fighting is dumb
it wont be easy because his intense masculinity (his size) adhears well with the aggresiveness, which may make him more appealing to her
however if you play your cards right you might be able to use her as a "shield" where she might protect you
its all dependent on how clever you can be
but granted worst comes to worst, dont run and dont bring a weapon.
however if you already do carry an image as a thug (ie people know you as dangerous), then gettin unfair might be in your favor considering how it will adhear to a thug image, which might make you appealing to her...
but i wouldnt suggest that unless thats who you really are
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aluminum bat across his knees then u can do whatever u want to him personally id take his wallet
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go tyson style eat his ears first bad talk him it works say im a roid monkey im gonna kicks your ass so bad your gonna be in er hooked up to monkey piss. then kick him in the balls it dont matter if cheating the guy has 50 pds on you. If i was fighting a big guy like bdtr 320 no questions asked i would knee him in the balls otherwise your gonna get **** kicked. If someone does that to me no effect because i dont have any balls anymore they are the size of peanuts now. another thing this chick is having a good time she probably deliaberately showing off and using you as bait so she can feel good about her boyfriend more if he **** kicks you why else she telling you he is 6 2 250 **** like that . remember if you fight him go far the balls dont be a coward fight him like a lion even if you get **** kicked dont back down. if you do dont ever come on this forum and dont ever inject yourself wit roids. roids well not make you man enough balls is what makes you have balls its all heart . i had this one guy talking trash he was smaller than me he kept on chatting and saying im a kickboxer and **** i didnt fool for it let him bark i kicked his ass so bad his chick came at me she pepper sprayed me didnt effect me i dont know why i didnt feel **** she was native. i guess i was so drunk and hammered i didnt feel it. Funny thing is about 4 months later i banged that same native chick when she was hammered she had no idea who i was i love native girls they a minority because they are the only ones that are whores. peace roid monkey put or shut up .
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priceless.
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if Dr. Phil had a pet monkey.. it would be you Saluu.
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kick him in the gut and give him a stone cold stunner
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hahahahahahahahahah
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LOL WTF was that?
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i think saluu is on to something there in his drunk french monkey kind of way. don't back down. if this chic is yours after make sure you tap that ass to the point where she is being punished. then make sure you nail her friends to.
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If any witnesses, give him a warning that you do not want to fight him (this will stand up in court) and if he still persists, GO for the throat with your index and middle finger[I], it only takes 10 lbs of pressure to break that bone in his throat, once he is on the ground, do not kick him or talk ****. Just tell him that you warned him and this is self defense. If the ****er still wants some give him a phoenix knuckle to the side of the temple or karate chop to the base of the skull. That punk will be out for a good five minutes to a half hour. Leave after that and call the paramedics. No one will start **** with you ever again.
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I'm gonna need King Kong to translate that for me.
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fold his knees back punch him in the throat head butt the bridge of the nose
kick/punch him inthe nuts
there is no such thing as a fair fight <------ keep this in mind through out
oh and last but not least enjoy
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if you know this guy wants to go at it you can do 2 things. one is walk away. no pussy is worth getting ****ed up over. the other is find him first so he is not ready. just walk right up to him and bam!!! smash him in the jaw with a forearm. i've taken out guys twice my size with a forearm. if this guy wants to mess with you all rules are out the window. bring a bat a show him you are not scared. doesn't matter where or when. **** show up at his house. if his parents are there tell them he has been threatening you and you're here to kick his ass. they'll either call the cops while you're teeing off on him or they will beat his ass for threatening people. might even get a peace of his mom's tail. show no fear. people will remember that more than if you get your ass kicked
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The attention this thread is getting is way too funny!
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This is the funniest thread ever!!
HEADBUTT TO NOSE IS THE BEST MOVE EVER!!!! GRAB HIS EARS AND PUT YOUR FOREHEAD THROUGH HIS FACE!!! I HAVE PERSONALLY TAKEN OUT PEOPLE 60+ POUNDS ON ME! 150 TAKING OUT 200+ PEOPLE! SUCKS TO BE THEM!!
take clen or ephedrine before the fight, helps with the oxygen intake....
and some methyl test for extra rage.
Be the one who punches first......
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