Deca Cycle First timeR

[Skins06]

Holy hell what is going on in this thread? This is all a joke, right?

[Auto54]

Hey bro! In addition to that cycle I posted for you you should also check out this thread on urine-therapy.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...light=charcoal

[Hellmaskbanned]

Holy hell what is going on in this thread? This is all a joke, right?

Unfortunatly I think the littleguy is serious.

[Hellmaskbanned]

Hey bro! In addition to that cycle I posted for you you should also check out this thread on urine-therapy.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...light=charcoal

Right on Copperhead.
Far more effective than deca or any other AAS for that matter. It builds solid LBM along with crazy strength gains that are kept your entire life.

[godkilla]

this is ridiculous, this kid doesnt even look like he works out for 1. for 2 he eats 2 eggs and a handful of oatmeal for breakfast then doesnt usually eat again until supper. for 3 he says he is gonna TRY to get 200grams of protein ed. christ sakes i eat a 100grams of pro for breakfast. and lets not even mention his age and the fact he is running the worst cycle ever.....550 for a bottle of deca, holy farking shiat balls!

i predict this kid will end up like my neighbour who did a similiar cycle. gain a buncha water weight and then lose it all afterwards and go back to pushing pussy ass weight if pushing any weight at all.

[Kale]

Hey bro! In addition to that cycle I posted for you you should also check out this thread on urine-therapy.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...light=charcoal

Nothing worse than taking the piss out of someone

[Outlaw**]

Look at his pix...thats whats soo funny

I'm still a newbie, but I know to run test with deca. I was training for 15 years before I did my first cycle. And I'd never post such rediculous pictures with nothing on.

[Hellmaskbanned]

I'm still a newbie, but I know to run test with deca. I was training for 15 years before I did my first cycle. And I'd never post such rediculous pictures with nothing on.

VERY UNUSUAL pics for a teenager to post! Especially showing his face! Obviously he's not all there mentally.

Really now what sane teen would post stuff like that? Aren't you afraid someone that knows you will see it?

[alwayson]

OMG,


I was laughin so hard on those pics, not just internet "lol" but laughin so hard I couldn't breathe....


Man he got us good with this prank thread!!!

Its probably like a vet.....hahahaha

[legobricks]

Hey Newman whatever the f*ck your name is. You are even more skinny than i thought. This is too funny!!!! HAHAHA ROTFLMAO!!!!!! You didnt take our advice and now look what happens to you. Dont try to tell the pro's how to cycle, or tell them we are wrong. It just aint gonna happen!

[Auto54]

Right on Copperhead.
Far more effective than deca or any other AAS for that matter. It builds solid LBM along with crazy strength gains that are kept your entire life.

Well I wouldn't go that far! I still firmly believe Test BJ is the best for him on his first cycle. But he could use U-T to bridge with and keep all his gains!

[Outlaw**]

thats why i bumped it....those pix are f*ckin funny as sh*t

[johnsomebody]

Omigod, kid, get off the gear and do some kinda PCT and wait til you've at least physically (and mentally) matured before thinking about doing it again. You are making such a big mistake. You don't need advice on using gear you need to get off it and stay off it for a long time. Same thing goes for anyone else in your situation.

[Kale]

Well you said- if i was 240 before and 170 now that you would get fukced in the ass during the day on the steps of the white house! Make with the butt love!

(stretch marks are PROOF i was 240)

And I bet I wont be your first either

[legobricks]

stretch marks on your asshole??? Yeah he's gay alright guys!

[Newmansmen]

Well im glad we all noticed the purpose of this site. Which it doesn't take a "PRO" to tell you that this is for sharing knowledge, asking questions, and getting a good start. If anything you are all pushing me more and more than that to suceed.
I've got 280 grams of protein (havn't gone 4 hours without eating some source of protein) in me today going to get some more, started lifting heavier, doing more reps. So you cant give me no credit for putting all i have into this.
As for the pics. Think what you want, Im perfectly comfortable posting them if you don't want to see them don't look. The only reason i posted them was to show that i was truthfull about my weight(obviously that didn't work) and that I do have some base.
If you think my posting this is a waste of time your wrong.. If anything you having the mindset that i am playing a joke on someone and THEN responding to it.. THAT is indeed a wast of time and bandwidith. I did not ask for you to judge me, I just asked for some help with a cycle-

[Newmansmen]

Ohh and indeed I am Gay.. Problem- only if you think so. But again You all seem to be straying from the point of this thread.

[legobricks]

Well im glad we all noticed the purpose of this site. Which it doesn't take a "PRO" to tell you that this is for sharing knowledge, asking questions, and getting a good start. If anything you are all pushing me more and more than that to suceed.
I've got 280 grams of protein (havn't gone 4 hours without eating some source of protein) in me today going to get some more, started lifting heavier, doing more reps. So you cant give me no credit for putting all i have into this.
As for the pics. Think what you want, Im perfectly comfortable posting them if you don't want to see them don't look. The only reason i posted them was to show that i was truthfull about my weight(obviously that didn't work) and that I do have some base.
If you think my posting this is a waste of time your wrong.. If anything you having the mindset that i am playing a joke on someone and THEN responding to it.. THAT is indeed a wast of time and bandwidith. I did not ask for you to judge me, I just asked for some help with a cycle-

You shouldnt be doing a cycle dumbass ! We've told you that quite a few times and you just ignore it and want to go ahead and do something stupid!!! Seriously, you are doing this all wrong. We are giving you advice, but you tell us we are wrong. You must be the stupidest person i know in the weight lifting environment.
You shouldnt even be doing steroids son. Your too young, WAY to small, and know jack diddly sh*t on AAS. REserach for 2 years and get a good base. Then do your f*ckin deca only cycle. Now leave the board with your stupidity!

[legobricks]

Ohh and indeed I am Gay.. Problem- only if you think so. But again You all seem to be straying from the point of this thread.

No, you are straying from our answers. Thats why we are calling you out! We tryed to be nice, well some of us, and you didnt listen. We gave you the truthful honest MEDICALLY CORRECT answers that you need!

[Wesly-Pypes]

Well i don't know what ya mean by no base and all this skinny b.s. but i have meat. Wish i had less BUT i don't. So im working on TONING more than anything + clevage... But anyhow just took this pic for ya'll to see that im not just skin n bones!

Get it while its FREE!

Please tell me your dad didn't take those pics for you.

[legobricks]

Please tell me your dad didn't take those pics for you.

HAHAHA, no, it was the priest!

[Wesly-Pypes]

Gotta love those catholic Jokes. This is by FAR the funniest thread I have ever read!

[Auto54]

Dude, I don't know why you guys are all joking around. This isn't funny!

Hey bro, ignore the flames and just print off that cycle I gave you! Hit me up with you are ready for cycle #2 and I can guide you on that one, too!

[legobricks]

Dude, I don't know why you guys are all joking around. This isn't funny!

Hey bro, ignore the flames and just print off that cycle I gave you! Hit me up with you are ready for cycle #2 and I can guide you on that one, too!

Ok, give him advice that is gonna mess his body up. Good job copperhead! he is bar far way to young, and you small to use steroids!!! WHY DONT YOU GET THIS???? oh well, do what you guys want.

[Wesly-Pypes]

Dude, I don't know why you guys are all joking around. This isn't funny!

Hey bro, ignore the flames and just print off that cycle I gave you! Hit me up with you are ready for cycle #2 and I can guide you on that one, too!

HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE PICS!!!

[Wesly-Pypes]

Also just from the pics I would be afraid of Gyno. Just my 2 cents.

[legobricks]

Id be afraid of more than gyno!!!! Not a very wise choice IMO to do AAS. Well, there is going to be another one on the news!

[Auto54]

Hey you two....

Did you actually read the cycle I gave the kid? Go back and read it ALL... Then come back and tell me if you think it was poorly given advice or not.

[Kale]

Hey you two....

Did you actually read the cycle I gave the kid? Go back and read it ALL... Then come back and tell me if you think it was poorly given advice or not.

You are a bad man

[usamm]

Well i don't know what ya mean by no base and all this skinny b.s. but i have meat. Wish i had less BUT i don't. So im working on TONING more than anything + clevage... But anyhow just took this pic for ya'll to see that im not just skin n bones!

Get it while its FREE!

LOOK AT THAT BITCHES NIPPLES! His right nipple (his right, our left) is like 2 inches lower than the other. ROFL!

[usamm]

this is ridiculous, this kid doesnt even look like he works out for 1. for 2 he eats 2 eggs and a handful of oatmeal for breakfast then doesnt usually eat again until supper. for 3 he says he is gonna TRY to get 200grams of protein ed. christ sakes i eat a 100grams of pro for breakfast. and lets not even mention his age and the fact he is running the worst cycle ever.....550 for a bottle of deca, holy farking shiat balls!

i predict this kid will end up like my neighbour who did a similiar cycle. gain a buncha water weight and then lose it all afterwards and go back to pushing pussy ass weight if pushing any weight at all.

More than 100 grams of protein for breakfast? Do you even know your body can only handle a certain amount of protein at a time (around 30-40 grams for most people). The rest is wasted! lol

[Kale]

seriously I think a mod needs to close this thread, its going no where and the guy is just getting shit hung on him all the time.

[usamm]

also, this guy says he doesnt get carded? the dude looks like hes 12-14 or so. I believe he was fat however though because he has stretch marks on his lower stomach around his belly button. He's still a bitch though, I would have loved to have a hard headed kid like this in junior high with me. I would have given him a quick 1-2 fade.

[godkilla]

More than 100 grams of protein for breakfast? Do you even know your body can only handle a certain amount of protein at a time (around 30-40 grams for most people). The rest is wasted! lol

30-40 grams per meal would mean you would have to eat 10 meals to get 300-400 grams of protein......

[TheMudMan]

This has to be the worst joke or the most hard headed guy. All I know is that it's sad. You could do so much better if you just look around and try to obtain information in nutrition. Without that you will never grow and become the person you want to be.

You look like you never picked up a weight in your life. It's very obvious as well that you do not have a knowlege in nutrition either. You are wasting the $550 you spent on deca and clen and IMO is insane to spend. Becaue of your lack of knowlege in nutrition, weight training, and AAS use you will not get to your goals.

I was 33 when I did my first cycle. I'm not the biggest guy in the world but at least through nutrition and weight training I was able to have a good base before I even thought about using.

[alwayson]

I can't believe you guys think this is real!

Its obviously a prank!!

[FromTheWimbo]

this whole thread is just too much fro me. I am amazed that everyone is still going back and forth with this guy

[FromTheWimbo]

I mean the guy came on here asking for other peoples advise. And since he did not like what he heard he just tried to sway eveyone to support him.

[New Juice]

hey man you are kind of small right? you don't have the 20 inch arms yet. thats ok you don't need them when you start that's why you take steroids, so you can be huge but your first cycle would probally be a lot better if it looked like this

1-12 deca 600mg/week
1-10 tren 200mg/day
Anadrol whenever you feel the need
and thow in some clen the weeks that you are going to the beach

your pct just make sure you drink a lot of water, and protien

you don't need to listen to all these guys on the board...what do they know?

[muscle_20]

If your for real man i would stop what ever your doing and head straight to the doctor and hope fully the damage you have all ready done can be remedied!steriods arnt the same as those party drugs you take(self confesed party boy!)these will really mess you up!if your getting laid so much why do you want to take steriods...usually a young guy will take them in hope of getting more action or better sports performance.whats your insperation???