How to hit on a milf?

[goodcents]

Climb out of that pussy help, help I'm lost

[G-1000]

i love how bad we can fvck up a thread.

Now this chick is supporting the lincoln tunnel.

[goodcents]

Just for the record, older chics are not always loose

[SVTMuscle*]

ahh haha I hope I don't fall in as much as planned..

Still no luck seeing her =(

[STYLE74]

ahh haha I hope I don't fall in as much as planned..

Still no luck seeing her =(

She probably found another boy toy because you didn't jump on it

[Shane35aa]

Yeah and He's probably jumping on it now

[kobiack]

i still think this should be a sticky. it's just so true to life.

[t-gunz]

yeah go for it.... get some good pics too

[ru-ga-ru]

milfs are easy to get in a sack, just display interest and your nuts will be on her chin in no time.

haaaaa, nice !

[sonar1234]

If you really wanna hit and not miss try a baseball bat.

Thats funny cause when i was 25 and single i was still a student in computers i met this part time fireman, and we used to go out a lot at singles bars, i never saw any problems picking up older women.

Guess i had more hair that time LOL but i was fairly easy. Dance next to them, smile a bit, they smile back and its on

[SVTMuscle*]

I'm trying my best not to let yall down!!! This will be offical MILF Log!

[Doc.Sust]

I'm trying my best not to let yall down!!! This will be offical MILF Log!

keep looking for her!

[STYLE74]

Did you find her?

[SVTMuscle*]

It's not a matter of me finding her, it's a matter of me being at the gym the same time she is!

[Mista Massive]

It's not a matter of me finding her, it's a matter of me being at the gym the same time she is!

just hang around at the gym all day and night.
pedophiles do it all the time, i'm sure it will be OK for an oppsitie pedophile. just make sure you get some photo's. video would be better

[Bojangles69]

It's not a matter of me finding her, it's a matter of me being at the gym the same time she is!

relly?

this was your first post btw..

Well oppose to my other thread, I'm going from an 18 year old, to a hot mommy, probaly in her 40's. I see her in the gym everyday, shes smokin hot, and I notice her checking me out, and I always give her the little hi with a smile and she does the same, she wear no ring, never talks to guys her age, and I know a guy who works with her, and he says she loves young guys.... Soooo I figure I should diversify and try it out I just dont figure "Hey your moms age" is a good convo starter

aaaahhhhaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont worry dude.. the prospect of your first milf can sometimes be intimidating, but no need to lead us on like you were *actually gonna do something about it.















this post may contain a tad of reverse psychology btw

[SVTMuscle*]

Yeah Bo you cant go using the psychology stuff on me! When I say I see her at the gym everyday, I mean the days when I am able to go early afternoon!

[PROTEINSHAKE]

being that its been about a week...im guessin nothing happened...what a shock!!!!!!!!!!!!! --cough-pussy!!

[Foskamink]

Just say high and she will take it from there Older chics are easy. They are a main stay of my diet

and thats why i love amsterdam

[Doc.Sust]

any luck?

[SVTMuscle*]

I saw her today walking into the gym!!! I saw her as soon as i walked in and she immediatlely caught eyes with me, then i gave her a smile and "hi" from a distance, and she did the same... then I went int the locker room to change, then, as I was comming out, she was walking into the girls locker room, then left

Tomorrow I'm going at 2 so hopefully shes there!

[king6]

Get some chloroform.

[goodcents]

I saw her today walking into the gym!!! I saw her as soon as i walked in and she immediatlely caught eyes with me, then i gave her a smile and "hi" from a distance, and she did the same... then I went int the locker room to change, then, as I was comming out, she was walking into the girls locker room, then left

Tomorrow I'm going at 2 so hopefully shes there!

Damn man, she will be going into the nursing home if you don't hurry up You need to just say something, just anything that when you see her you can go "hey, haven't seen you in a while" Her "works been really hectic)


blay, blay blay............oh yeah baby, you like that don't you

[SVTMuscle*]

Get some chloroform.

Don't worry, it's in my gym bag just in case!

[QuieTSToRM33]

seal the deal already

[dan991]

Ask her if she likes wine and take her to a wine tasting somewhere. That'll get you in.

[SVTMuscle*]

Ask her if she likes wine and take her to a wine tasting somewhere. That'll get you in.

That'll get me in all right, just not into the wine tasting place, for at least another 2 months

[BITTAPART2]

OMFG bro if you want it get it. you see her going into the locker room, wait for her to come out and walk her to her car, tell her you didnt want to approach her in the gym and you noticed her and how well she takes care of her physique, tell her something like "hopefully im not being too upfront but would you like to get dinner sometime?" your problem is you really have to have game to get her in bed b/c youve stated you live w/ your parents and I dont see that happening at your parents house. so i suggest having drinks and creating tension over dinner right away, so if it works she is so arroused you can nail her on the damn parking lot if you wanted to. im not saying get her drunk and take advantage of her but create some real sexual tension, play on the younger/older thing w/ her make her feel like she has to prove or show you something b/c you are young and not as expierienced as she is. that game has landed me a few older woman right there, probably the most powerful tool I used was that type of tension based on our age differences. the sexual tension game if done properly will bypass dinner and dates and take you straight to the hotel room.

[Jiesel]

dude If she's a tru cougar all u should have to say is lets bone....and It should be cake walk from there....like others said, the old chicks know what they want, their not looking for the lovey dovey action, their tryin to get theirs the same as you....

[SVTMuscle*]

dude If she's a tru cougar all u should have to say is lets bone....and It should be cake walk from there....like others said, the old chicks know what they want, their not looking for the lovey dovey action, their tryin to get theirs the same as you....

That's what I like to hear

I only got another week before I go back to school to! I gotta hurry this up and see her!

[Panzerfaust]

WTF?

You have yet to take her out?

You are a lost cause..

Simply, walk up to her and say something. I liked the suggestion "Hey, i have'nt seen you in awhile, work killing you huh?" and then tadaa

[Panzerfaust]

Ok, let me share a story with you..the first woman i truly ever dated was 34 and i had just turned 21.

We worked together but she worked off site so when i did see her i would say hi etc..

Well one Friday we ended up working together and were sitting at the same table, so naturally we talked. I don't know about you but i have a good personality and a sense of humour so i cracked jokes about being summoned for Jury Duty. I remember telling her "if you see me drive up in a BMW next week, you know i took a bribe"...we laughed..

Anyways, the conversation continued and she said how she is going to Applebee's for a drink tonight and without hesitating i said "Let me know if you would like some company"..BINGO!

So we talked and had drinks and then before we left i said "So, if i ask you out sometime, will you go?"

She smiled and said "Sure".

4yrs later we broke up....one of the best human beings i have ever met, but i was to young and angry to treat her how she deserved. *starts to tear up*


Anyways, i am saying you have to be yourself and if it works it works, if not..move on.

[SVTMuscle*]

WTF?

You have yet to take her out?

You are a lost cause..

Simply, walk up to her and say something. I liked the suggestion "Hey, i have'nt seen you in awhile, work killing you huh?" and then tadaa

Doooood I havn't had any chance yet! I havnt seen her! I can't change my work schedual around for trying to nail a milf

[PROTEINSHAKE]

Doooood I havn't had any chance yet! I havnt seen her! I can't change my work schedual around for trying to nail a milf

why the hell not??? i knew this wouldnt go anywhere.. r u scared the milf will tear u up?? SVT IS SCARED OF THE MILF!!!

[abstrack]

I saw her today walking into the gym!!! I saw her as soon as i walked in and she immediatlely caught eyes with me, then i gave her a smile and "hi" from a distance, and she did the same... then I went int the locker room to change, then, as I was comming out, she was walking into the girls locker room, then left

Tomorrow I'm going at 2 so hopefully shes there!

You should have waited or just approached her when you caught eye contact. You tucked your balls between your legs and went into the locker room to find them.

I thought you would had a kill by now.

[SVTMuscle*]

haven't seen her since last Wednesday or whatever =(

[king6]

I can teach you my skills of stalking. How to get comfortable in the bushes, the best time to steal her trash and mail, and the art of tailing.

[Snrf]

I can teach you my skills of stalking. How to get comfortable in the bushes, the best time to steal her trash and mail, and the art of tailing.

What you been talking to DonnieBrasco again?

[SVTMuscle*]

I can teach you my skills of stalking. How to get comfortable in the bushes, the best time to steal her trash and mail, and the art of tailing.

Act like a squirrel in the trees by her window like "The Peeper"

[king6]

What you been talking to DonnieBrasco again?

He must have learned from me.