Post your best pick up line!!!!!!

[Second2None]

more cushion for that pushin, yo 1 of my friends mom kept calling me to hook up, so 3 of my friends and i went over there and ran a train on her, i was like 20 and she was like 42, i swear to ya it was like tippin your fridge over and going at it, boy what taquila does to ya

[Second2None]

hey tia did you know if you look at all your recent posts, i can actually tell you when you went to the gym

[bulldawg_28]

Hey, are you drunk enough to sleep with me..............answer the question!!!!

Hey, you're wet, how about I dry you off........with my pants!!!

[taiboxa]

hey tia did you know if you look at all your recent posts, i can actually tell you when you went to the gym

lol thats funny

[StoneGRMI]

"Here, drink this!"

[peteroy01]

gig-a-dee, gig-a-dee, gig-a-dee

[novastepp]

best one ever by far...

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

[J*U*icEd]

to be honest wit u guys i never really have to say anything to the girls i get... i guess its the confidence and swagger i exude... and the fact that not to brag, im a pretty damn good looking guy, if i say so myself... i always have girls come up to me... everytime i go somewhere i always get attention from girls... i can just tell when i walk in somewhere that all eyes are on me... maybe im alittle cocky, but hey i don't have a hard time with women at all... not to mention once i hit that shit they always come back beggin for more... not tryin to brag just tellin how it works for me... and another thing women like a bad boy, which i know i am and ive learned that when you treat girls like crap, they want it even more....

[J*U*icEd]

juggernaut you are too funny man

Walk up behind her and whisper "Let's not turn this rape into a murder"

bro that had me lau***n my ass off... damn that is some funny sh*t

[Juggernaut]

juggernaut you are too funny man

Walk up behind her and whisper "Let's not turn this rape into a murder"

bro that had me lau***n my ass off... damn that is some funny sh*t

I was damn near in tears lau***ng when Nathan posted that one. I can't take credit for it.........I wish I could.

[J*U*icEd]

I was damn near in tears lau***ng when Nathan posted that one. I can't take credit for it.........I wish I could.

thats cool bro, just as long as you got it posted cause literally i was tearing and my cheek muscles hurt from lau***ng for an hour straight.... lol