****ed Up Girl

[im83931]

Excuse me uhm God is calling.........

Yeah. He says he wants that penis back.

funny shit

[Elusive]

Sry guys. She tried again 2day and I just couldnt do it. I have recently broke up with someone I care about and theres no way I could have sex with someone I don't love. I probly would've asked this girl out too if she didn't come on like a whore.

Thers not such thing as love when ur 18. If your not a homo you will probably bang dozens of women by the time your 25.

[Hollywood080]

this may be one of the funniest threads I've read! I keep lau***ng my ass off at it!

[Dizz28]

i think this guy is still a virgin. That would explain everything.

No guy I know, that's not a virgin, is afraid of a girl or gets turned off by a girl that's hitting on him. That's like money in the bank, there for the taking

He's a virgin and is afraid to have sex, she puts a lot of pressure on him by overly flirting with him, he gets scared and wants to move desks.... Sounds like the story he's describing

[Hollywood080]

i think this guy is still a virgin. That would explain everything.

No guy I know, that's not a virgin, is afraid of a girl or gets turned off by a girl that's hitting on him. That's like money in the bank, there for the taking

He's a virgin and is afraid to have sex, she puts a lot of pressure on him by overly flirting with him, he gets scared and wants to move desks.... Sounds like the story he's describing

Dizz I think u nailed this one on the head!

[bigtwin]

ya, whip your dick out and tell her to suck it if shes serious. youll know.

[Football_Bill]

So the tested up pretty boy youngin could rage and "move a desk" but not get the balls to f*ck the girl? Dude, try some PCT, cause it sounds like you have NO BALLS. And what is this LOVE crap? That crap don't apply till your at least 30, till then be a dog and bang away.

[Jfew44]

Get back with ur ex and invite the crazy girl over. Do em both that way you can still be with the one you loved, but also get some strange a**

[Kratos]

Why not let the poor girl play with the bone?

[jchopper1]

pound her in the ass and move on already

[Hollywood080]

We're gonna need you to turn in your "Straight" Card and pick up your analease and denim cutoff shorts to your left.

[Hollywood080]

DSM will be with you shortly

[Kratos]

If it were me and she started rubbing my theigh in class, I would pull her hand up, put it on the package and wisper "its ok, you can touch it"

[Kratos]

never had that problem in high school though, I went to all boyz prep school. The best thing that would happen in class is someone would rip a nasty silent but deadly fart.

[gixxerboy1]

Sry guys. She tried again 2day and I just couldnt do it. I have recently broke up with someone I care about and theres no way I could have sex with someone I don't love. I probly would've asked this girl out too if she didn't come on like a whore.

see its guys like you that give the rest of us handsome guys a bad name

[Hollywood080]

see its guys like you that give the rest of us handsome guys a bad name

DO NOT SPEAK TO DREAMINGBIG LIKE THAT!!!!!!

and do not look directly at him. his beauty may send you into a lovesick coma!

[DreamingBig]

I don't deserve this ****ing shit guys. I've laid lots of times. I have a girlfriend, shes from Canada.

[Jfew44]

Does this "girl" have a name or have u made one up for her yet? Haha just kiddin bro

[Kratos]

K, now I know you're full of shit and not 18 years old yet either. I'm sure you've "laid" lots of time, cough cough bullshit. First you were getting over the love of your life, now you've got a gf but she's in canada? Don't worry man we were all virgins at one time, no need for the stories.

[Jfew44]

Sry guys. She tried again 2day and I just couldnt do it. I have recently broke up with someone I care about and theres no way I could have sex with someone I don't love. I probly would've asked this girl out too if she didn't come on like a whore.

I don't deserve this ****ing shit guys. I've laid lots of times. I have a girlfriend, shes from Canada.

???

[wilson9d]

Gentlemen, maybe we need to take it easy on the guy. He has obviously had a rough run of it lately. As you know he is exceptionally handsome, after all he has told us being beautiful is not so easy. On top of that he has lost the love of his life to the great state of Canada. (That’s tough) Then in a futile attempt to burry the pain he has laid lots of times. As we all know after a long period of reckless abandonment we realize that life can be empty alone. Now he has begun to mature from this turbulent time in his life, and some dirty tramp is trying to play on his vulnerable state.

I’ll help you out on this buddy. Make sure that bitch is 18 then have her call me. Tell her I have a horse cock and ill not the bottom out of that shit for her.

[domeyeahaigh]

Hey yo. I need some advice. I'm still in highschool and I sit next to this girl in one of my classes thats been molesting me. Shes pretty cute but she keeps on telling me she has a boyfriend (of which i'm sure doesnt exist). She starts rubbing my inner thigh during class and it really makes me feel uncomfortable. She follows me around sometimes and it really reminds me of the movie swimfan. I think I'm gonna sit somewhere else tomorrow but i don't want to hurt her feelings. any advice?

hahahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh so hard...

[domeyeahaigh]

lol dude, really yeah man..i dont know..this is too funny

[Garnelek]

Tell us how ur girlfriend looks like!Is she tall?I am sure she can't be more than 5fg tall...
(fg meaning finger)

[*El Diablo*]

K, now I know you're full of shit and not 18 years old yet either. I'm sure you've "laid" lots of time, cough cough bullshit. First you were getting over the love of your life, now you've got a gf but she's in canada? Don't worry man we were all virgins at one time, no need for the stories.

Thats some funny shit right there Kratos..!...

[gixxerboy1]

I don't deserve this ****ing shit guys. I've laid lots of times. I have a girlfriend, shes from Canada.

You didn't meet her on the Internet did you?

[jaydub]

holy sh*t...this thread is still alive hahaha! poor lil guy.... too many stories, this kid can't even keep up with himself....

[rockinred]

no excuses son.... I am married now, but if I wasn't...whether I was 15 or whatever, I aways knew what to do in these situations and it wasn't to turn and run away...you either got it in you or you don't it is not something you can learn or we can talk you into doing...you need to gain some confidence in your manhood big daddy...or I should say lil daddy. back then in high school it didn't matter who it was, if a girl was rubbing up on me I was a sucker for it.... big girl or small girl or whatever.... I would go in private and do the dirty... then keep them in the closet...their called skeletons

[*El Diablo*]

Even Big girls Rockinred?... really? ... ..Like how big?...

[rockinred]

Even Big girls Rockinred?... really? ... ..Like how big?...

it's called skeletons big dogg... I don't let that info out of the closet... Let me put it this way.... when I was in high school and a girl started talking dirty or rubbin on me I wasn't going to be backing out saying "chicken" if ya know what I mean. everyone needs some lovin

[*El Diablo*]

No i agree with you 100% Rockin!.. But just give us a littl more clues to how big ur biggest girls where?... Body fat % ? lol

[jaydub]

like mopeds man.....I hear ya rockinred. we all got a few in the closet we're not too proud of haha

[jmax]

I'm 18, turning 19 in a month.

dude, your kinda sounding like a whimp. stop whining. hit it or change seats

[jaydub]

dude, your kinda sounding like a whimp. stop whining. hit it or change seats

[*El Diablo*]

DreamingBig is still a virgin.

[firmechicano831]

ur girl is probably in Canada someon else while ur being a at ur pus..sy desk at school. Just say, " damm baby ur lips look really soft and sweet. How about we put them to work tonight" thats all it takes. After that you can slap it in her face and bend her over.