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Thread: Craigslist...... Casual Encounters :D (Ruhl, pay attention)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    Sucks...I cant even get a free beer
    You want everything free don't you!?!?! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    You want everything free don't you!?!?! Lol
    I'm sure if he goes to the gay bar someone will give him a freebie alright... Just be prepared

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Sucks...I cant even get a free beer
    Sure you can! You just gotta

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Sure you can! You just gotta
    DAN! Omg... I cant

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox

    I'm sure if he goes to the gay bar someone will give him a freebie alright... Just be prepared
    He's been....but I didn't ask. Not sure I really want to know but I probably should ask before I go visit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    He's been....but I didn't ask. Not sure I really want to know but I probably should ask before I go visit!!!
    Probably a good idea...

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    Hell ya...they have cheap drinks, great music and nobody hits on your women every fkn time you go the bathroom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    DAN! Omg... I cant
    Huh? Lunk has to "earn" his free beers....

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Huh? Lunk has to "earn" his free beers....
    You're too much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Huh? Lunk has to "earn" his free beers....
    Gay men have the best Straightdar....this would explain why you get hit on fequently!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Gay men have the best Straightdar....this would explain why you get hit on fequently!
    Nah... I actually had to threaten to kill a dude at a gay bar once in Denver, CO. I told him I was straight and not interested politely. He didn't stop... so I got a little mean and showed him I wasn't kidding. As much as I appreciate it; no means just that and without being disrespectful I made it rather clear I'm not down nor interested. He wanted to keep pressing it... so I threw him across the room, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Nah... I actually had to threaten to kill a dude at a gay bar once in Denver, CO. I told him I was straight and not interested politely. He didn't stop... so I got a little mean and showed him I wasn't kidding. As much as I appreciate it; no means just that and without being disrespectful I made it rather clear I'm not down nor interested. He wanted to keep pressing it... so I threw him across the room, lol.
    Me thinks thous does protest too much Dan! lot's of denial and lot's of time in gay bars and perusing M4M adds on CL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    Me thinks thous does protest too much Dan! lot's of denial and lot's of time in gay bars and perusing M4M adds on CL!
    Meh.... I just look for affirmation. I tried to get it with EM and Girly but they don't wanna play with me.

    Gay or not... an asshole is an asshole and assholes deserve to bleed. I have no problem stepping into a gay bar to see friends.... I have a problem with people being assholes. Asshole = beat down with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1
    Hell ya...they have cheap drinks, great music and nobody hits on your women every fkn time you go the bathroom!
    If you take me to a gay bar when we're there, YOU'LL be the one with bumps and bruises!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    If you take me to a gay bar when we're there, YOU'LL be the one with bumps and bruises!!!
    Buy him knee pads.... he's 40 years old. He can't take much abuse....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    If you take me to a gay bar when we're there, YOU'LL be the one with bumps and bruises!!!
    You know who says being from Cali youshould be very comfy around queer folk!

    Besides...you wouldnt have to get all pissy with dudes hittin on the HAW...she might have to keep an eye on YOU though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1

    You know who says being from Cali youshould be very comfy around queer folk!

    Besides...you wouldnt have to get all pissy with dudes hittin on the HAW...she might have to keep an eye on YOU though
    Tell the beef Queen, I'm familiar with the Beef Queens in Cali.

    Have you seen my face!?! Ain't no one hitting on me pal. I think HAW is blind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Nah... I actually had to threaten to kill a dude at a gay bar once in Denver, CO. I told him I was straight and not interested politely. He didn't stop... so I got a little mean and showed him I wasn't kidding. As much as I appreciate it; no means just that and without being disrespectful I made it rather clear I'm not down nor interested. He wanted to keep pressing it... so I threw him across the room, lol.
    Do you know how many times I've been in that position at a bar... The exact reason why I don't go to bars with out my male friends

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    My friend had his prostate milked by a chick from casual encounters in LA

    Pretty funny story

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post

    Tell the beef Queen, I'm familiar with the Beef Queens in Cali.

    Have you seen my face!?! Ain't no one hitting on me pal. I think HAW is blind.
    The size of your wallet can out weigh some of the mess!
    She can say she loves you for your personality though

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    Quote Originally Posted by gearbox

    The size of your wallet can out weigh some of the mess!
    She can say she loves you for your personality though
    My wallet and my ginormous penis!!!

    .......ya, you're right....it's the wallet.

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    god ruhl had the best threads...shit his pants dead lifting, butt plugs, stalking the chick from canada, almost falling for that scam involving a woman from africa....so socially inept but so funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post
    So he did what we all want to do lol

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    I've banged a few off CL....not exactly proud but some of em were pretty hot so it is what it is I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    So he did what we all want to do lol
    I have never wanted to drop weights or yell at people and act like an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter View Post

    I have never wanted to drop weights or yell at people and act like an ass.
    You must be going to the right gym then, iv had my towel and water bottle moved/stolen, people jumping on machines between sets and getting critiqued by guys that spend more time on their phones than lifting.

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    Try this one on..... my buddy went on craigs and found an add of a couple , the male from the couple apparently gets off on watching other dudes diddle his wife.... so yep....

    right there in the back of a conversion van.........

    None of them are right in the head, including my buddy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    Oh boy... Where's sholva when you need him

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    I hate Craigslist. They all lie on there saying they are VGL HWP and well hung and 24. Then show up weighing in at 295 5ft 4, totally bald, 66years old, uglier than sin and hung like a hamster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    I hate Craigslist. They all lie on there saying they are VGL HWP and well hung and 24. Then show up weighing in at 295 5ft 4, totally bald, 66years old, uglier than sin and hung like a hamster.
    Hahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    I hate Craigslist. They all lie on there saying they are VGL HWP and well hung and 24. Then show up weighing in at 295 5ft 4, totally bald, 66years old, uglier than sin and hung like a hamster.
    What's VGL and HWP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Hiii

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    Quote Originally Posted by largerthannormal View Post
    Try this one on..... my buddy went on craigs and found an add of a couple , the male from the couple apparently gets off on watching other dudes diddle his wife.... so yep....

    right there in the back of a conversion van.........

    None of them are right in the head, including my buddy!!
    A couple year ago a couple approached me right on the street at a car show. And the Husband asked if I was interested in banging his wife while he watched.
    As his wife stood next to him smiling n staring.

    I honestly didn't now what to do.
    I stood there dumb founded and managed to mumble " sorry I'm married ".

    What a crazy thing to be asked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DB1982 View Post
    A couple year ago a couple approached me right on the street at a car show. And the Husband asked if I was interested in banging his wife while he watched.
    As his wife stood next to him smiling n staring.

    I honestly didn't now what to do.
    I stood there dumb founded and managed to mumble " sorry I'm married ".

    What a crazy thing to be asked.
    Thats really funny... If it happened to me it wouldn't be funny but picturing it happen to someone else is funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post
    What's VGL and HWP
    VGL means Very Good Looking
    And HWP is Height Weight Proportionate

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox View Post

    Thats really funny... If it happened to me it wouldn't be funny but picturing it happen to someone else is funny
    Oh yeah REAL funny as I stood there red as a tomato lol!!!
    His wife was cute. But I'm a man of honor
    And could never bear to hurt my lady.

    I do wonder tho if her husband would be like a sideline coach.
    You know like egging me on to pound his wife lol
    What a weird fetish lol

    Hey to each their own if that's what's makes them happy so be it. Who am I to judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    I hate Craigslist. They all lie on there saying they are VGL HWP and well hung and 24. Then show up weighing in at 295 5ft 4, totally bald, 66years old, uglier than sin and hung like a hamster.
    You still man up and knock it down tho dont you.

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    This thread is still going? I only bumped it to remind St. Pete of our history back in the day.. lol

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    Hahhaha I'm the same way bro! Lol @ the coaching!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DB1982 View Post
    Oh yeah REAL funny as I stood there red as a tomato lol!!!
    His wife was cute. But I'm a man of honor
    And could never bear to hurt my lady.

    I do wonder tho if her husband would be like a sideline coach.
    You know like egging me on to pound his wife lol
    What a weird fetish lol

    Hey to each their own if that's what's makes them happy so be it. Who am I to judge.

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