I Need Help from some Criminal Masterminds

[vanduhl]

Do not have your car parked nearby. If there are cameras and they get your licence plate its a felony. You dont want to be doing time for this dumb beoch. Heres what you do. You wait till she comes out and goes towards her car then you attack her with a ski mask on and rubber gloves and choke her out and smear dog poo on her face and mouth. Then you drop a note by her limp body saying, "Slow down Bit ch!" That should do the trick.

LMAO^^^^^

[vanduhl]

but tai, this is what you gotta do....get the bitches name and address break in her house while shes sleeping and snail-trail over her teeth with ur sac...its a surefire way to piss her off...she may still be eratically driving the next day but you get the last laugh

[MrGreen]

I know this is an old post but something pretty quick that will be a pain in the ass and very easy for you to do is remove her pins in the valve stem of her car. You can buy it for a few bucks if that and takes a couple seconds per wheel. Just remove the plastic cover on the stem stick the tool on it and twist. It will pull the center stem out and deflate the tires in seconds. Do it to all 4 and its a nightmare! LOL Cheap for her to fix, no major money so it wont be any hassle if you get caught and I am sure it will take her a while to figure it out.

[MrGreen]

muratic acid, tin foil and a 2 liter bottle will also do some damage and its quick. You can get the acid at a pool store for a few bucks. Pour some into the bottle and cap it till you get to where your going. Bring some tin foil rolled into a tube to fit into the bottle aprox 1 foot or it and when yoru on site put it in the bottle tighten cab and place it on the cowl between the windshield and hood about 5 minutes later it explodes and acid goes all over the car.

Might get into a little more trouble with this one but it will destroy some shit! All paint it gets on and plastic possibly even the glass

[goodlifting]

Do not have your car parked nearby. If there are cameras and they get your licence plate its a felony. You dont want to be doing time for this dumb beoch. Heres what you do. You wait till she comes out and goes towards her car then you attack her with a ski mask on and rubber gloves and choke her out and smear dog poo on her face and mouth. Then you drop a note by her limp body saying, "Slow down Bit ch!" That should do the trick.

this is the best one to go with.

[Jahcuree]

Please let us know which you choose, so many good options here!

[Nott Lesner]

Dude, find out the nut size on her wheels and remove 3 of the four on the front passenger side wheel with a socket drill.

Next time that bitch turns toward drivers side the wheel will fall off and **** her shit right up...

Has the added bonus of not being immediately obvious (until shit gets REAL)

[MrGreen]

^^^^

By the way she drives in his stories this could possibly cause innocent people to be hurt or even worse depending on the speed of the car when she looses control.