Damn, that sounds like my divorce lmao!
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Damn, that sounds like my divorce lmao!
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Dreams can be a failsafe form of mental training when same but real life situations are expected.Originally Posted by Obspowerstroke
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I had a dream The night before last that my ex-wife I divorced in 2004 kicked me out of the house I live in now! Wtf? So I was homeless and last I remember is my ex mother n law was handing me a 20 dollar bill to get food! No! I'm not on any kind of opioids! It's just when I have a issue involving one of my teen kids involving a disagreement with my ex-wife she always ends up in my dreams! What a bitch!
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That's the sort of stuff making me feel lucky for never have been in a relationship.
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Almost like the shit was real! I woke up thinking I was homeless!
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Damn, those kinds of dreams you wake up relieved it was a dream
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That's not the first time! She didn't just take my right nut in the divorce but she is haunting my damn dreams!
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Yeah my ex even haunts my girlfriends dreams.
She is constantly dreaming I ran off with her or some random girl.
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We live and learn my man, hoping we don't make the same mistake twice! Lol
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Anymore if I have any kind of nightmare it's sleep paralysis were I can't move but my eyes are open and it feels like death is looming over me . Or I have world ending war dreams with mass death and destruction seeing huge mushroom clouds from massive bombs in the distance . I did have one that wound up being comical , it was a nightmare with zombies and I got into a situation were my weapon jammed and my queen busted in with a shotgun and started lapping off heads. It wasn't comical till I told her she saved my life the night before .
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Lol, I posted some links earlier in this thread about sleep paralysis it sucks bad. Terrible nightmares.Anymore if I have any kind of nightmare it's sleep paralysis were I can't move but my eyes are open and it feels like death is looming over me . Or I have world ending war dreams with mass death and destruction seeing huge mushroom clouds from massive bombs in the distance . I did have one that wound up being comical , it was a nightmare with zombies and I got into a situation were my weapon jammed and my queen busted in with a shotgun and started lapping off heads
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I'm curious, was Donald Trump president in this nightmare?Anymore if I have any kind of nightmare it's sleep paralysis were I can't move but my eyes are open and it feels like death is looming over me . Or I have world ending war dreams with mass death and destruction seeing huge mushroom clouds from massive bombs in the distance . I did have one that wound up being comical , it was a nightmare with zombies and I got into a situation were my weapon jammed and my queen busted in with a shotgun and started lapping off heads
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No that was a sweet dream ��
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I had a terrible horrific nightmare last night! I dreamed that the pop up reappeared on my computer.
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Have had hundreds of horrible nightmares, think that goes hand in hand with people that think too much in their day-to-day life.
Worst kind is when you KNOW you are dreaming in the dream, but can't f*cking get out.
Especially when something wants you dead.
But the worst kind is when I am half sleeping half awake and see spiders around me.
Even smacked my girl on the face thinking the sucker gonna bite her, she was not happy that night....
Other stories is when I pissed on my brother or found a knife under my pillow.
I even made a huge ball out of candy ropes one time, the next day I found the ball cut into hundreds of pieces, all in EXACT same sizes with nothing to cut with around.
Even managed to microwave ice cream.
I don't think I'm that pleasant to sleep with....
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Lol! I have a son that sleep pissed on anything bright white. His brother had an enormous head and was anemic and was asleep on the couch...
I walked in and my son had it whipped out right in his brothers face.
I almost didnt stop him but I did and fell in the floor laughing!
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lmfao! priceless memories
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Not a nightmare, I broke my scale in my dream, it went to 296 and got stuck.
Hope dreams fortell future
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In Army basic training, '92, FT. Benning Ga, Infantry Training Center, Sand Hill training area, we had one night of leave before graduation. I got out of the taxi and somehow made it up three flights. I went into the barracks and instead of turning right I went left into the drill sargent's office and peed all over the place. The other recruits, all in their bunks like the HOOs from the Grinch that stole Christmas on Christmas Eve, all started cheering. A dude named Gonzales and another short kid (I cant remember the name, I was eighteen) helped me to my bunk (I think that's what they called it in the army. Didn't hear shit about it in the morning, or ever.
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Awful night, had nightmares for hours, I took small dose xanax to help with sleep, but had a paradox reaction, got anxious with a racing heart.
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I know that feeling. Its damn hard to go back to sleep knowing your demons wait.
I wish you peace brother.
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With my ex and had bad ED
Wasn't good
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It never is but it has happened to me in reality.
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Yeah I feel you
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Wild one last night.
The world had endured a terrible disaster or was ending. I was traveling with my family and we were searching for food. Most homes were abandoned that I came across, but I remember thinking we had to be leery of people we came across. Many or most were already dead and I dont know what killed them. I had a sick feeling the whole time. Very real and hope that shit never comes true.
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Up.
Had quite a weird dream recently. I was being so low in T my dick actually shrink and retracted on the inside so that to form a pretty big clit.
So I said "wtf, I must up the Test".
I believe I should follow the suggestion.
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Worst nightmares are the one's where you get peppered sprayed to the face and then you try to will yourself out of the dream hoping that you wake up and it was all just a dream
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You having kids
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Are you kiddingYou having kids
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Just started dreaming about all the people I have left behind, started to remember people I hung out with years ago and it has haunted me for some time. Frankly, this is more to do with me turning 30 soon and remembering who I used to be when I was younger. I have moved around since than and live in a different state. Good dream to have, tells me not to forget who you are and where you came from.
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Just dreamed I had some nandrolone phenylpropionate take four months to reach me after I ordered it.
Not a dream it actually happened. What a nightmare.
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Some nightmares are so vivid they overwhelm reality, becoming real.
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Well, had a wonderful case of sleep paralysis last night.
I felt my mind come back to awake state and I could not move. As usual I felt something grab me around the neck. I yelled my girlfriends name four times trying to get her to shake me. Body was totally shut off so it just came out in big moans "Woo Woo! Wooo Woooo!"
And boom it passed.
I sat up and girlfriend was about to start recording me!
"Next time I do that shake me Goddamit!" I said.
I hate that feeling! I can't move but I'm awake or at least realize I am laying in bed, then all the shit in my worst nightmares comes to strangle me and tickle my armpits and drag their balls across my paralyzed self!!!
That happens because in my subconcious I know I am fucked and think "shit... Can't move... What if the fuckin demon comes???" Well, how about that he's already choking me...
I am gonna kick that tea bagging demons ass if I ever figure out a way to snap out of the vegetative state with him choking me!
Probably will come to beating the piss out of my girlfriend....
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I had totally shut my ex out of my dreams...
Suddenly she is back and a complete cunt as always. Spent the last few nights beating the hell out of her mouthy (imagined) boyfriends and watching her and my girlfriend go at it.
I need a labotomy...
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I had sex with a skinny
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Had a real messed up one last night, got fired in some strange altercation with my IQ deficient boss. Then proceeded to bang some random red head girl i met on the way home?!?!
Woke up to her cumming, my life is rough right now.
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The kids moving back home and not leaving.....
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That seems real bad haha
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woke up and walked to my closet where I keep my Tren stash to say good morning .. my graugy eyes were not yet focused when I said good morning to Tren at first, but then realized she was all empty, all 50 bottles were empty !! WTF ! so I went to my Tren stash number two under the bed, all empty .. went to Tren stash number 3 under the couch cushions, totally empty , whats going on.. went to my last and final Tren stash , grabbed the shovel to dig up a buried rubermaid tool box full of tren.. kept digging and digging and digging, could not find it , no where . so I dug more and more . I started sweating real bad, then it started raining on me . I could not find my last Tren stash and I was soaking wet ,, then I started getting cold as fuck cause I was wet and soaked. NO!!
Then I woke up in my bed from that nightmare .. totally soaked in wonderful glorious Tren night sweats. Realizing it was all a dream. reached under my pillow and said good morning to the full bottle of tren I sleep with every night
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