Not going to stop until I jizz my pants...
Not going to stop until I jizz my pants...
Goddamn it's humid today. I can't wait until this dreaded summer ends!
F-ing finally, a new page. Let the whoring resume.
When Alpert Einstein was named king he jizzed his pants.
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Good luck with the cleanse! what drugs are forbiddin? AAS? others? Look at the brite side, at least you'll be clean for 90 days and think of all the money you'll save! Good luck bro!
ello moto
I thought this thread was gone!! HELLO POST WHORE THREAD
mofukkin whore
the whore thread can never die
i am the keeper of the laws...decided by the gods
i carry out my orders with no regret
annihilation will be unavoidable
i'm disappointed...no whores on a friday night
even though i've been at a---board and OLM for a few years I need to get my post count up here.....nice thread
the shamwow is not a good aftersex towel.....i ain't trying to wring it out and reuse it
on the shamwow commercial it says that it's machine washable...kinda defeats the purpose of the rinse cycle
when i first started dating my girlfriend i couldn't get her to shave so i went down on her chewing gum
i saw a chick with a shirt that said "Guess" on it....I said "thyroid problem"
I don't understand why old people drive so slow...they don't have much time left...they should be speeding everywhere....
i love leaving wisconsin for minnesota....even the fat chicks are 20lbs lighter
i went to the store to buy a candle holder, but they didn't have any....so i bought a cake
i believe i'm on a mission from God....he just wants me to blend in....
not every chick that is available still at bartime is ugly.....some are fat too.....
my dog really likes peanut butter.............
rofl...a comedian i see
i saw a man on the side of the road with a sign that said "will work for food".....so I gave him a coconut.....
oh wait....it gets worse.....
not every chick that hasn't hooked up by bar time is ugly.......some are fat too....
im just a love mahcineeeeeeeeeeeeeee
jbm jbm jbm
oh fvcking pooooo
Siggy
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Freak! Where the Freak you been man?
wtf!
Dudes.
My avatar will pwn your avatar!?
very natural thread here guys. Niceeeeeeeee
Hello post whore thread everybody has forgotten you and gone to that other gay thread dont worry i'll come and see you again soon
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