Ask DSM anything.

[Brown Ninja]

zealot or fanatic

[Brown Ninja]

church or football?

[Brown Ninja]

Wank to memories or porn?

[Brown Ninja]

Christmas or fourth of July?

[Brown Ninja]

Lesnar or Mir?

[jbm]

is anal great

[IronReload04]

best cerial?

[IronReload04]

which girls are better looking

blondes or brunettes?

[Brown Ninja]

poop or pee

[Brown Ninja]

which women are ugliest?

[Brown Ninja]

black or Indian?

[Brown Ninja]

white trash or Jew?

[crf450x]

hairy or shaved ? (on a woman)

[lawstudent007]

Did any of the late night posters read my weird encounter/experience in postwhore thread?

[JiGGaMaN]

Did any of the late night posters read my weird encounter/experience in postwhore thread?

yeah i did. that was pretty funny. what school do you go to?

[lawstudent007]

yeah i did. that was pretty funny. what school do you go to?

I go to law school in Michigan. I don't wanna say more bec my posts here are a bit over the top....and there are so many ethics regulations.

[lawstudent007]

Did they find it funny? Did they think I was perverted?

[jbm]

can I be a lawyer?

[jbm]

do i sleep?

[Matt]

I was only joking about starting a thread titled ask mm nothing...

[DSM4Life]

do i sleep?

yes

can I be a lawyer?

no

Did they find it funny? Did they think I was perverted?

didnt see it

Did any of the late night posters read my weird encounter/experience in postwhore thread?

nope, care to share.

hairy or shaved ? (on a woman)

hairy

white trash or Jew?

trash

black or Indian?

black

which women are ugliest?

the ugly ones

poop or pee

poop

best cerial?

Cinn toast crunch

is anal great

yes

Lesnar or Mir?

mir

Christmas or fourth of July?

xmas

Wank to memories or porn?

porn

church or football?

football

zealot or fanatic

fanatic

Gay.....born that way or simple choice

born

wheres freak and why is horse not a mod????

freak has had some personal issues.
its coming

what happened to art atwood?

still around

what's my favorite movie?

birdcage

what's your favorite movie?

sex drive

are motorcycles cool?

yes

will I kill prone ???

no

is someone going to kill me tonight?

nope

can you talk to dead people?

no

are there ghost?

no

am I really a ninja?

no

while I have to look at porn again tonight?

yes

does law student take steroids?

nope

does brown ninja live in a barn?

no

is law student looking for cock?

Not here

Will I losemy house?

no

[lawstudent007]

didnt see it

nope, care to share.

I dunno if I'd call it fun, but it sure was an experience. It was around 2am and I stopped at a gas station in a kinda questionable part of town. I walked in and went to pick out a drink. As I held the cooler door open, a cute guy who has been eying me comes up to where I am (to supposedly grab a bottled drink in my section), squeezed my arm and says " damn, nice strong arms. You must lift." I simply reply, "thanks" and walk on toward the register.

While I'm waiting in line at the register, he loudly asks if I'm going home alone and that he could change that. I didn't bother responding. Oh no,--I did reply. I said Yeah i was going home alone, but that I wanted it that way. As I'm at the cashier window, I'm stood there waiting for the cashier to figure out how to operate the machine (think he was new). Then this shadowing feeling came over me, like someone or something was extremely close behind me. Like that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you. Then I felt it get closer....then i felt this kinda big strong hardness (kind of a poke, but not really) against the back of my butt. I thought I was imagining this. Was it what I think it is? Then it clicked in my brain. This nasty dude had a hard-on and actually pushed up against me! By now I already paid the cashier and so I just rushed out of there. The nasty dude then called out in a strong authoritative voice and said, "wait for me outside". I was like what the hell? I got to my car as fast as I could and sped off. I was in a rough part of town and there was a car outside full of strong looking dudes. Something tells me that guy was with them.

I'm all for a handsome aggressive man, but this was too much! I didn't know what to think. First off, what an idiot (both me and the pervert dude). He was damn cute and could easily get women via normal means (even me). Then I question myself because I was so shocked that I didn't even say anything to the dude. To make matters worse, all I could think about was how big and hard that "poke" was. Am i sick? Any other woman would of screamed and called the cops or something. I dunno. I just came from a club and was a little out of it. Yeah that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

[DSM4Life]

I dunno if I'd call it fun, but it sure was an experience. It was around 2am and I stopped at a gas station in a kinda questionable part of town. I walked in and went to pick out a drink. As I held the cooler door open, a cute guy who has been eying me comes up to where I am (to supposedly grab a bottled drink in my section), squeezed my arm and says " damn, nice strong arms. You must lift." I simply reply, "thanks" and walk on toward the register.

While I'm waiting in line at the register, he loudly asks if I'm going home alone and that he could change that. I didn't bother responding. Oh no,--I did reply. I said Yeah i was going home alone, but that I wanted it that way. As I'm at the cashier window, I'm stood there waiting for the cashier to figure out how to operate the machine (think he was new). Then this shadowing feeling came over me, like someone or something was extremely close behind me. Like that feeling you get when you think someone's watching you. Then I felt it get closer....then i felt this kinda big strong hardness (kind of a poke, but not really) against the back of my butt. I thought I was imagining this. Was it what I think it is? Then it clicked in my brain. This nasty dude had a hard-on and actually pushed up against me! By now I already paid the cashier and so I just rushed out of there. The nasty dude then called out in a strong authoritative voice and said, "wait for me outside". I was like what the hell? I got to my car as fast as I could and sped off. I was in a rough part of town and there was a car outside full of strong looking dudes. Something tells me that guy was with them.

I'm all for a handsome aggressive man, but this was too much! I didn't know what to think. First off, what an idiot (both me and the pervert dude). He was damn cute and could easily get women via normal means (even me). Then I question myself because I was so shocked that I didn't even say anything to the dude. To make matters worse, all I could think about was how big and hard that "poke" was. Am i sick? Any other woman would of screamed and called the cops or something. I dunno. I just came from a club and was a little out of it. Yeah that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!

Wow, thats horrible. Whats the address and time where you were so i can ummmm report this guy


Are you sick ? No. Fantasy like this run through peoples heads all day but when made a reality can be a little nerve racking. Some things are better left to staying a fantasy.

but really, where is this place !?

[lawstudent007]

Wow, thats horrible. Whats the address and time where you were so i can ummmm report this guy

Are you sick ? No. Fantasy like this run through peoples heads all day but when made a reality can be a little nerve racking. Some things are better left to staying a fantasy.

but really, where is this place !?

Hahaha..... actually, it was in Miami (off 95 & golden glades). The funny thing was that I was in one of those moods we ladies sometimes get in....where we're all dolled up, looking hot, a little tipsy, and horny as hell. After the club, I called my "friend" that was closest to where I was but he was in about an hr fr his house. So I decided to just go home and take a "cold shower". The dude was a (sexy) perv, but it sure did turn me on....

[DSM4Life]

Hahaha..... actually, it was in Miami (off 95 & golden glades). The funny thing was that I was in one of those moods we ladies sometimes get in....where we're all dolled up, looking hot, a little tipsy, and horny as hell. After the club, I called my "friend" that was closest to where I was but he was in about an hr fr his house. So I decided to just go home and take a "cold shower". The dude was a (sexy) perv, but it sure did turn me on....

I agree it sounds like a turn on but just think how many other women did he do this to before ? Im sure hes a STD pool.

[Voland]

will i be like a white phil heath when i'm on my late 20's (if i ever live that much)?

[DSM4Life]

will i be like a white phil heath when i'm on my late 20's (if i ever live that much)?

nope

[Voland]

nope

why are you so cruel?

[Thunder Monkey]

Whats the best method to shaving your nutsack?

[*RAGE*]

what part of florida is thunder monkey from?

[T-MOS]

why do prone and brown ninja ask so many questions?

[*RAGE*]

is brown ninja gay?

[*RAGE*]

is t mos still in love with me?

[T-MOS]

is t mos still in love with me?

duh!!! of coarse you big lug

[*RAGE*]

[DSM4Life]

is t mos still in love with me?

He is but fall out of love

is brown ninja gay?

At times he questions himself

why do prone and brown ninja ask so many questions?

Have way too much time on their hands.

what part of florida is thunder monkey from?

My fav spot

Whats the best method to shaving your nutsack?

Take off all your cloths and get cold. When your balls are cold they pull into your body and allow for better shaving. When they are warm they hang which can be a pain in the ass.

why are you so cruel?

The truth can hurt. *kisses

[jbm]

my wife is always mad! why?

[*RAGE*]

my wife is also always mad why?

[*RAGE*]

If i get a mail order bride will she be good to me?

[*RAGE*]

will she be mad if I cheat on her?