Controlled Delivery

[GFLEXXX]

I'm back guys...sure enuf I got busted and had to spend the night in jail! nahhh, i lie!!! y'all need to chill out, everything's cool. I got my second package in today and talked to the guy. he is a substitue delivery man this week. he is really cool, i talked to him for a while and asked him why he told me i was in trouble the other day. it was cuz the friggin neighborhood cat ran in the house when i opened the door!!!! i was busy signing the slip and didnt see the cat run in, but now that he told me i sure remember the cat roaming around the house a little later. yall guys damn near had me destroy my computer and throw away all my juice over nothing!!

For all you guys who think you get more pussy because of the gear....i guess your right

[Titleist]

For all you guys who think you get more pussy because of the gear....i guess your right

Hahaha. Thats one crazy story. Definitely one to tell the grandkids

[nbkandrew13]

if you did that would be some funny shit

[GeneticallyInferior]

I agree he was probably just joking around with you but you never know.Im guessing that your regular mailman or lady was sick or on vacation.

well i just read your last post, glad to hear everything is alright.

[ebjack]

glad to see it all worked out for u.....this lifestyle carries a pretty big risk...especially if you're already some kind of professional...(killing carreers and all)...i know i would have been scared to death with the scenario presented to you...

[Superhuman]

oh man this is one of the funniest threads ever... you were so nervous that you didn't notice the cat lol wow i'm glad you didn't take our advice

[ebjack]

shoot the sunofabich

[lewhite1973]

that thread was better than the movies....

[Snrf]

I'm still waiting for everyone to say

"Sorry Snrf, we should never have doubted your brilliance, you were right all along"

[dupa95]

Nice thread

[ALPHAMALE77]

...funniest Thread Ever.....remember Guys...always Watch The Pu**y Cat....they Will Worry You To Death Every Time.....lol....glad You Got Ya Stuff...good Lifting..,.

[Maldorf]

That is a good one, had a good laugh. Sorry you had to go through all that. How many days were you freaking out?

[abcdef81]

That is a good one, had a good laugh. Sorry you had to go through all that. How many days were you freaking out?

i was sweating it out for about 3 days. i hid all my juice...lucky i didnt go throw it away

[MFT81]

Ohhh shit dude that cat was undercover, it was prob wearing a wire!

good thread, what are the odds.

[Pro_built7]

Shi& haha.... funny stuff, glad i read the WHOLE thread just to have that anticlimactic ending.. pfffftttt

[jrotex]

hilarious!

[Big Drez]

I still would have had the urge to slap the mailman on principal purposes. That would have pissed me off....even though he didn't know you had a bunch of juice in the package you still don't say that kind of stuff IMO. You don't know anything about people these days, you could have been an axe murderer or somethin' for all he knew lmao....who knows...good thread though nonetheless...glad everything worked out alright...

[Superhuman]

I still would have had the urge to slap the mailman on principal purposes. That would have pissed me off....even though he didn't know you had a bunch of juice in the package you still don't say that kind of stuff IMO. You don't know anything about people these days, you could have been an axe murderer or somethin' for all he knew lmao....who knows...good thread though nonetheless...glad everything worked out alright...

the mailman was trying to be friendly to the guy because a cat ran in the door while they were talking so he said "now you're in trouble" jokingly

[Big Drez]

I know, but still, I guess it's because I used to do a whole bunch of illegal shit back in high school and I was always WAY over paranoid, but I still would have been mad when I found that out the next day. I never said I WOULD have slapped him, but the thought would have crossed my mind. Thats just my nature I guess, I don't say shit like that seriously or in a kidding manner to ANYONE I don't know, because like I said you never know what someone is into. Regardless if it was the cat or not, like dude said, he didn't see the cat run in, he could have took it the wrong way and he DID.

[scottish]

Ive been lurking for too long. That was some funny chit.

[NoFaith068]

Had a different mailman deliver my package yesterday under the same circumstances, in a car. He didn't say anything to me, and no cat ran in my house. However, my local mail man delivered two hours I signed for the package.

Should I be worried?

[Big Papi JR.]

i usually just lurk the board, but wow man this thread deserves a post.... this was a pretty fcukin wild post

[NoFaith068]

BUMP to my post. Would hate to start a new thread.

[Transend]

When I used to order through a different different name through the post office I had some freaky things happen as well. I happen to be home one day and I swear that a post office jeep parked in my driveway for a few minutes and then just drove off (didnt try and deliver anything- no ringing of bell or knocking on door). The postman once came to drop something off and asked a family member why the name was different, luckily they were smart and said that i had a friend that was staying with me. nothing happened after that but i never went through the mail again. never thought the postman took time to notice names on packages they deliver and the houses they go to.

[burrows95]

That's hilarious.