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  1. 11-20-2008, 01:13 PM #161
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    when you avoid some conversations b/c you know there just going to talk about your muscles
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    Quote Originally Posted by CONsis10c View Post
    when you don't dress up for halloween party and everyone asks if your a bouncer
    when you go to the store and in the checkout line you realize your the only one that has an abundant supply of just chicken, eggs, milk, tuna and oats.
    every shopping trip!!!


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    when you text your buddies right after hitting an all time high on a certian lift at the gym

    and dont tell me you dont!!

    i have some of your texts as proof fools!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CONsis10c View Post
    when you go out and u think you mite be out longer than two hours so you pack a meal.
    +2 for me too
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    when you text your buddies right after hitting an all time high on a certian lift at the gym

    and dont tell me you dont!!

    i have some of your texts as proof fools!!!
    prove it
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    prove it
    hah

    not you

    you just text me when you want something
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    hah

    not you

    you just text me when you want something
    prove it

    Hey can i geet more girls my harem only has 5 left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reed500 View Post
    When the girl is nervous about YOU meeting her parents (not the other way around) b/c you will judge whether her family has good genetics or not which will decide if you guys have children or not.....
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    ROFLMAO! so true.

    when you have a monster lunchbox that you take to work everyday, you have a safe just for your gear, your kitchen is organized according to protein, carb,and fat sources.
    Both great ones!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CONsis10c View Post
    when you don't dress up for halloween party and everyone asks if your a bouncer
    when you go to the store and in the checkout line you realize your the only one that has an abundant supply of just chicken, eggs, milk, tuna and oats.
    I get that one, ALL the time.
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  10. 11-20-2008, 01:52 PM #170
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    when ppl call you a Hobbit(sp?) cause you eat all day long and get mad at you cause you are still losing weight......(happened just now).
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    when you buy so much gear from your dealer you can get it for practically half-price. then you charge your friend double your price. but not for the extra money b/c your broke but for your own cycle. haha
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    you know your a bodybuilder when your depressed on the days you don't work out
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    when you gotta think about where your going to sit and if it will hold your weight
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    Just got back from having an endoscopy done...

    -When your arms are too big for them to properly take your blood pressure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel of death View Post
    Just got back from having an endoscopy done...

    -When your arms are too big for them to properly take your blood pressure.
    lol they have to use the wrist one on me
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    Quote Originally Posted by CONsis10c View Post
    lol they have to use the wrist one on me
    they use "fat people" one on me. it is doubled the size of regular one.
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    when you cant reach the seat belt if it is attached to the seat instead of side frame.(in front)
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    When people ask you what position did/do you play? And you respond by telling them that you don't play football. Then, they look at you like you're fcking crazy
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    Here's a new one, this just happened on the way back from the gym,,, got stopped on the bike by a bunch of cops,,, the b*stards wanted to see my licence (which i did not have with me) but they started feeling my muscles on my arms (bunch of gays) anyhow, they forgot about the licence and i was one my way....suckers
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    you inject MuscleTech instead of Test
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    Quote Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx View Post
    you inject MuscleTech instead of Test
    I KNEW IT, THATS HOW CUTLER DID IT! WTF LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Older lifter View Post
    Here's a new one, this just happened on the way back from the gym,,, got stopped on the bike by a bunch of cops,,, the b*stards wanted to see my licence (which i did not have with me) but they started feeling my muscles on my arms (bunch of gays) anyhow, they forgot about the licence and i was one my way....suckers


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    when you get arrested... and the cops have to use 2 handcuffs connected end to end in order to reach your one wrist to the other cause your so wide

    wheres perfect beast? he should know about this. J/K bro!!
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