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    Random topic change:

    Is anyone here going to the Gala Choruses Festival in Miami this year?

    I don't sing, but I'm heading down there to give people I know support. Plus you know, free vacation.

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    i think all people are beautiful...sounds corney - but there is someone for everyone.

    when i was heavy, i found it hard to find someone. now that im build, i get hit on non stop.... huge difference. but im still me.

    so. i can find women beautiful and attractive...but i wouldnt date a woman or lead them on. i couldn't stand being one of those guys who is gay, but married, and having affairs on the side with guys (LOTS of that online. 90%+)...

    i'd rather just be honest with myself and others, lead a happy productive life, and take care of those i love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    i think all people are beautiful...sounds corney - but there is someone for everyone.

    when i was heavy, i found it hard to find someone. now that im build, i get hit on non stop.... huge difference. but im still me.

    so. i can find women beautiful and attractive...but i wouldnt date a woman or lead them on. i couldn't stand being one of those guys who is gay, but married, and having affairs on the side with guys (LOTS of that online. 90%+)...

    i'd rather just be honest with myself and others, lead a happy productive life, and take care of those i love.
    awwww so touching


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    i couldn't stand being one of those guys who is gay, but married, and having affairs on the side with guys (LOTS of that online. 90%+)...
    I had the perfect date Saturday until he invited me to his house and introduced me to his wife and kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    I had the perfect date Saturday until he invited me to his house and introduced me to his wife and kids.
    yeah... i met someone nice many many years ago. we hung out for weeks on weekends and stuff.

    then i was like "lets hang out at your place friday"

    he was all "my wife will be home, cant do that"

    so, that was that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    I had the perfect date Saturday until he invited me to his house and introduced me to his wife and kids.
    So was he gay or not? Coz that's pretty weird if he was gay and still wanted you to meet the wife n kids. Maybe he thought you guys can be friends ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    So was he gay or not? Coz that's pretty weird if he was gay and still wanted you to meet the wife n kids. Maybe he thought you guys can be friends ?
    Ever heared of the term Bi-sexual? The guy who swings both ways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gst528i View Post
    So was he gay or not? Coz that's pretty weird if he was gay and still wanted you to meet the wife n kids. Maybe he thought you guys can be friends ?
    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Ever heared of the term Bi-sexual? The guy who swings both ways?
    Bingo!!! I think he's just realizing it. I saw him checking out women but my friends said when I wasn't looking he was looking at me the same way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    Bingo!!! I think he's just realizing it. I saw him checking out women but my friends said when I wasn't looking he was looking at me the same way.
    it's cuz you are jacked!

    and he's prolly gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    I had the perfect date Saturday until he invited me to his house and introduced me to his wife and kids.
    I used to run into lots of married guys back when I lived in Dallas' gay ghetto. For some reason Baptist church deacons and preachers took a liking to me . . .

    The 2 best spots for finding a hot (gay) date in Dallas, IMHO, is at the Dallas gay church and First Baptist in downtown Dallas. The closet cases usually have their gaydar turned on, and they'll look at ya the same way alcoholic Baptists look at ya when they see you in a liquor store.
    (my last ex grew up in First Baptist - Dallas, so I got to see all that nonsense firsthand)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tock View Post
    I used to run into lots of married guys back when I lived in Dallas' gay ghetto. For some reason Baptist church deacons and preachers took a liking to me . . .

    The 2 best spots for finding a hot (gay) date in Dallas, IMHO, is at the Dallas gay church and First Baptist in downtown Dallas. The closet cases usually have their gaydar turned on, and they'll look at ya the same way alcoholic Baptists look at ya when they see you in a liquor store.
    (my last ex grew up in First Baptist - Dallas, so I got to see all that nonsense firsthand)
    In a way I feel bad for him. I wondered if he is really unhappy and I thought he'll probably be divorced in the next 5 years. When he asked if he could visit me I didn't say no.
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    hmm im not gay but i would do a tranny since i already have. i like feminine features but they are a garuntee Buttsecks lol and girls taking it in the arse are like <33333

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    ahhh, homo goodness, always makes my day.

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    This is the best thread EVER!!!!

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    Hahaha.

    Hey Carlos, DSM & Nicotine..I love you guys (No Homo)

    On the real, you guys all sound like f#cken great dudes & it would be cool to hang. (& no DSM i'm not going to let you have your way with my rear end or any orifice for that matter)


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    Ya I realized gay guys have a lot of personality and are funner to hang out with than straight guys lol. I'm gonna go find me some gay friends to take out with me on the weekends.

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    Hairy men are gross! Not my tastes.

    I like em smooth and hairless... and preferably not married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    Hairy men are gross!
    Lies!!! Lies and Slander!!!

    Hairy muscle is simply heaven. Nothing like feeling a nice hard pec with a layer of hair on it. Wooooof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xythan_shadow View Post
    Lies!!! Lies and Slander!!!

    Hairy muscle is simply heaven. Nothing like feeling a nice hard pec with a layer of hair on it. Wooooof!
    Yuck! Not for me. I like them Smoooooooth!!!!!! In my opinion, body hair is dirty.

    And why the hell do gay men write Woof? I have guys email me and that's all they'll write. "Woof!" Like that is a compliment? I'm not a dog or animal so I don't speak "woof."

    And don't get me started on the "bear" term. Leave it to gay men to turn being chubby and hairy into a fetish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    Yuck! Not for me. I like them Smoooooooth!!!!!! In my opinion, body hair is dirty.

    And why the hell do gay men write Woof? I have guys email me and that's all they'll write. "Woof!" Like that is a compliment? I'm not a dog or animal so I don't speak "woof."

    And don't get me started on the "bear" term. Leave it to gay men to turn being chubby and hairy into a fetish.
    Woof is bearish for "Hey, you are quite attractive and I wouldn't be against taking you home and doing things to you for a few hours."

    When I was first coming out, I thought I was gay, but I wasn't like all the gay people in the area. You know, the overly flamboyant, a&f wearing, dance and fashion feminine type people. Then someone told me about the bear culture and how it was just basically guys who were gay, but still acted like guys. That fit me a lot more than what I thought was gay at the time. Classifications sometimes cause more problems than they solved, but the bear subculture fits me right now. Now, if someone figures out a quick term for a guy who enjoys sports, doesn't know shit about home design, loves to hit the gym and the bar for some BEER and just happens to like the cock, I'll be happy.

    Personally, I'm not into chubby guys. I like what is called a musclebear. A big bodybuilder/powerlifter type. Doesn't hurt if he has some body hair on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xythan_shadow View Post
    Now, if someone figures out a quick term for a guy who enjoys sports, doesn't know shit about home design, loves to hit the gym and the bar for some BEER and just happens to like the cock, I'll be happy.
    That sounds like me and the guys I date except for the hair thing. So I wouldn't be classified as a bear or bear lover. I REALLY REALLY REALLY hate body hair. Most guys who compete shave so I tend date guys who compete.
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    im hairy

    but i keep it in check. especially in the summer, or when im cardio training a lot.

    as for having gay friends. i have none.... i found it hard to relate..maybe i need body building gay friends?

    i should move to calif! :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    im hairy

    but i keep it in check. especially in the summer, or when im cardio training a lot.

    as for having gay friends. i have none.... i found it hard to relate..maybe i need body building gay friends?

    i should move to calif! :P
    Same here man. I have my bear friends and my bodybuilding buddies and then my non-bear non-bodybuilder friends. Not a single person that is in all three.

    Cali seems to be the best place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    as for having gay friends. i have none.... i found it hard to relate..maybe i need body building gay friends?

    i should move to calif! :P
    I feel the same way. The one gay friend I have is also a bodybuilder.
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    just stopped by this thread for my daily dose of Homo Goodness.

    ahhhh, feel so much better.

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    http://www.gaycitynews.com/site/news...d=568857&rfi=6

    Six Years for Blowing a Man


    Glenn Murphy, Jr., former chair of the Clark County, Indiana Republican Party pleaded guilty to performing oral sex on a sleeping man, 22, who stayed at his house after a party. The man awoke, brushed Clark away, and left, but later taped a conversation with Murphy during which Murphy apologized and begged him not to report it to the police, the Courier-Journal reported.

    Under the plea, Murphy will be sentenced to six years in prison, with four suspended.
    How the hell could he sleep through a BJ? I know when I'm getting my dick sucked. I'd be wide awake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    http://www.gaycitynews.com/site/news...d=568857&rfi=6



    How the hell could he sleep through a BJ? I know when I'm getting my dick sucked. I'd be wide awake!
    I don't know what's worse: Going to prison for blowing someone or knowing that your BJ's are so bad someone can sleep through 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xythan_shadow View Post
    I don't know what's worse: Going to prison for blowing someone or knowing that your BJ's are so bad someone can sleep through 'em.
    And if people get jail time for giving blow jobs some of us have a lot of jail time comin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E View Post
    And if people get jail time for giving blow jobs some of us have a lot of jail time comin'.
    do i have to serve consequitive, or concurrent prison terms? :P

    i bet the guy was awake...waited till he was done, then upped and left...

    and, what is the guy complaining about? he got a free bj! i dont think the guy going to prison is a bad guy - he's a good party host!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    do i have to serve consequitive, or concurrent prison terms? :P

    i bet the guy was awake...waited till he was done, then upped and left...

    and, what is the guy complaining about? he got a free bj! i dont think the guy going to prison is a bad guy - he's a good party host!
    He was awake and enjoyed it! "I blew a load down his throat and loved it but since I called the cops it means I'M NOT REALLY GAY!"

    If I was the judge I'd ask what are you doing sleeping over after a party at a gay man's house with your cock out!
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    i like my daddy chubby though...not over kill..but...i dont like twigs.

    and a big ol moustache

    body hair doesnt matter either way.

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    You DAMN Homo's sure seem to have alot of fun!!!!

    Who's dick do I have to suck to join the club??












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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE View Post
    You DAMN Homo's sure seem to have alot of fun!!!!

    Who's dick do I have to suck to join the club??











    The train starts here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HORSE View Post
    You DAMN Homo's sure seem to have alot of fun!!!!

    Who's dick do I have to suck to join the club??











    Ive never been so entertained... Can we please make a reality show? Please?
    I know this is 3 posts in a row, but... dare i say it? blow me.

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    im not into muscle guys..so.....

    im sure others wouldnt mind. lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    im not into muscle guys..so.....

    im sure others wouldnt mind. lolz
    Same here. I like my guys with a few extra pounds. Nice warm teddy bear to cuddle up to mmmmmmmmmmmmm



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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Same here. I like my guys with a few extra pounds. Nice warm teddy bear to cuddle up to mmmmmmmmmmmmm


    eww your a chubby chaser

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    eww your a chubby chaser
    Start loading up on your carbs and you might have a chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Start loading up on your carbs and you might have a chance.
    might? please you know i do

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