Man whats going on?just got my arse kicked

**Juice Lee** · 02-17-2005, 10:09 AM

bump! this is he funniest shyt i ever read!. awww **** my abs hurt from laughing so hard. hahahahahaha

**punk_bbuilder** · 02-17-2005, 10:23 AM

This is great...One of my fav. threads of all time.

**Tyson2481** · 02-17-2005, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Sust999

Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

maybe you should read this post bro

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...ght=juiced+ufc

**creepS** · 02-17-2005, 10:39 AM

i mean imagine what a dumbass you have to be to think thaT!
i just cant belive nature can be so cruel lol...but then again he laffed me so bad i almost pissed myself lol

**The Giant Killer** · 02-17-2005, 10:48 AM

Wonder why he never posted on here again.

***G-1000*** · 02-17-2005, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by The Giant Killer

Wonder why he never posted on here again.

**ATLAS77** · 02-17-2005, 10:47 AM

Oh My God !!!

I Cant Belive That You Thought Sust Was Going To Help You Fight. Not Trying To Be An A** But Maybe You Should Have Spent Your Money On Some Karate Lessons. Wax On, Wax Off Daniel Son.

**hawkeye1877** · 02-17-2005, 11:06 AM

one word DUMBASS

**KINGKONG** · 02-17-2005, 11:33 AM

Good post, woke up to alot of laughs...Bump

**Hed** · 02-17-2005, 12:09 PM

hahahahahahahaha

**billy_ba** · 02-17-2005, 12:51 PM

normally I hear of guys thinking that gear will give you an instant 6 pack and you will get laid all kinds, but I've never heard of anyone thinking it will make you a better fighter.

**unclemoney** · 02-17-2005, 02:12 PM

Oh man this was funny... could sum1 bump the one were sum1 injected something up their @$$, that sounds funny too....

**Chookster** · 02-17-2005, 02:16 PM

i've seen rocky like 50 times now- i'm ready to kick everyones asses!

**TUnit** · 02-17-2005, 02:28 PM

you should have taken a shot of prop directly into your veins before and that would helped you win the fight!!

**hobbitlifter** · 02-17-2005, 02:36 PM

I can't believe this guy thought he was superman or something. Its hard to beat one persons ass unless you can fight good. But when he said that some people ususally meaning more than one, that usually spells ass whoopin.

**jkour211** · 02-17-2005, 02:38 PM

"Dont think feeeeeeeel It is like a fingah pointing away to the moon (slaap) Dont look @ the fingah or you will miss all the heavenly glory!!!" (bruce lee)

***JohnnyB*** · 02-17-2005, 02:39 PM

Those were his irst and final posts, he hasn't been active since that day, over 2 years ago.

JohnnyB

***Narkissos*** · 02-17-2005, 02:44 PM

10cc of whoop ass

***Narkissos*** · 02-17-2005, 02:45 PM

What's with the geriatric post-revivals going on in all the forums today?

**unclemoney** · 02-17-2005, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

What's with the geriatric post-revivals going on in all the forums today?

sum1 geriatric post revive the one about the dude injecting stuff into his arse(what does geriatric mean anyways??? too lazy to look it up)...

**BigJames** · 06-28-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

What's with the geriatric post-revivals going on in all the forums today?

WTF!!! This thread is older than my kid!

**Rabduce** · 02-17-2005, 02:46 PM

This guy has jokes!! that one made my day

**Glock-19** · 02-17-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Sust999

Hi, i started taking sustanon250 about 6 week ago. Ive never used it before. The other night i caught some guys breaking into my car, I thought now was my chance so i flexed up and went outside expecting the sustanon to take over. I ended up getting my arse kicked. What is going on? I thought steroids make you able to fight??

LMFAO Skills make your able to fight, the roids just make you hit harder,choke harder, armbar harder, heel hook harder, and **** harder.

**fitnessguy** · 02-17-2005, 03:43 PM

i can't believe such a retarded thread got so many replies

but i guess it's from dumb sh!ts like myself bumping it back to the top.

**Stackertoo** · 02-17-2005, 04:05 PM

It's Sus FLU. Not Sus-Fu

**XxElitexX** · 02-17-2005, 04:12 PM

might give you some extra strength and confidence but nothing else....this thread cracks me up.

**stocky121** · 06-24-2005, 01:25 PM

just been reading through this thread and i still carn't stop laughing

thought i would bump it so all the

can have a look

the morale of the story is sus don't make you fight any better

**MatrixGuy** · 06-24-2005, 01:28 PM

It gave me special powers like superman

**bigger** · 06-25-2005, 01:02 AM

most of you all live in the us , so why dont you take your pang pang cowboy pistols/guns/riffels or the mean bad ass bazooka and blast thir ****ing head off, I would.

**got fina?** · 06-25-2005, 02:36 AM

LMFAO, this post was a good one...

**TheNatural3456** · 06-25-2005, 02:45 AM

come on now ...you know that

**bigtwin** · 06-28-2005, 02:38 PM

wait let me get this straight...........you caught a guy breaking into your car, you go outside to stop him, he whoops your ass, and your on roids. wow.........doesnt matter how jacked you are, learn how to fight.

**stocky121** · 06-28-2005, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by bigtwin

wait let me get this straight...........you caught a guy breaking into your car, you go outside to stop him, he whoops your ass, and your on roids. wow.........doesnt matter how jacked you are, learn how to fight.

there was more than one of them bro i think there was five of them or something

i would like to see most people take on five

**necr0** · 06-28-2005, 03:04 PM

This is very funny man lmao damn...

**stupidhippo** · 06-28-2005, 03:31 PM

bumpin' Had a nice laugh here.....

**wildman16** · 06-28-2005, 04:56 PM

Wow...

Im gonna go with the good car insurance idea, this guys mind is way to f'd up to handle heaving machinery such as a chainsaw, gun, or a bat. Good luck with aquiring your superhero symptoms bro...

**BigJames** · 06-28-2005, 05:10 PM

That is weird, when I was on sust the same thing happened, but when the first punch landed it was like my rage took over...my skin turned green...suddenly I was a 400lb monster fueled by rage and testosterone. I grabbed the first guy by the skull and crushed it like a ping pong ball, the second and third guys I twisted together into a pretsel and flung 200 yards down the street. The last guy I grabbed by his arms and pulled them right off his body and then beat him to death with his own arms. Then I picked up my car, which had been damaged by their break in attempt and was therefore useless to me, and threw it over my neighbours house...maybe you got bad gear? LOL.

**stocky121** · 07-03-2005, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by BigJames

That is weird, when I was on sust the same thing happened, but when the first punch landed it was like my rage took over...my skin turned green...suddenly I was a 400lb monster fueled by rage and testosterone. I grabbed the first guy by the skull and crushed it like a ping pong ball, the second and third guys I twisted together into a pretsel and flung 200 yards down the street. The last guy I grabbed by his arms and pulled them right off his body and then beat him to death with his own arms. Then I picked up my car, which had been damaged by their break in attempt and was therefore useless to me, and threw it over my neighbours house...maybe you got bad gear? LOL.

same thing happend to me

**1819** · 07-04-2005, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by BigJames

That is weird, when I was on sust the same thing happened, but when the first punch landed it was like my rage took over...my skin turned green...suddenly I was a 400lb monster fueled by rage and testosterone. I grabbed the first guy by the skull and crushed it like a ping pong ball, the second and third guys I twisted together into a pretsel and flung 200 yards down the street. The last guy I grabbed by his arms and pulled them right off his body and then beat him to death with his own arms. Then I picked up my car, which had been damaged by their break in attempt and was therefore useless to me, and threw it over my neighbours house...maybe you got bad gear? LOL.

did you ever notice, that when banner turns into the hulk, all his clothes shred off his body but his pants size stays the same? he never loses them. just an observation.

**bigbouncinballs** · 06-28-2005, 05:52 PM

... i only fight for two reasons, my mother or my wife. everything else is teenage bullshit.

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