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    Well all you missed was a 16-0 loss, and yeah its sad the last time they were a contender was 20 years ago...... You a Leafs fan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonejeepin
    Well all you missed was a 16-0 loss, and yeah its sad the last time they were a contender was 20 years ago...... You a Leafs fan?
    Sure am! But I stay realistic and don't expect anything substantial for a few more years. I'd love to see them win, but it's at least fun to watch the first 10 games of the season lol. It'd be nice if canadian teams could keep good Canadian players. They all seem to head south

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe View Post
    Sure am! But I stay realistic and don't expect anything substantial for a few more years. I'd love to see them win, but it's at least fun to watch the first 10 games of the season lol. It'd be nice if canadian teams could keep good Canadian players. They all seem to head south
    Yeah seems that way, I think part of the problem with the Leafs is that toronto is such a hockey market that the success of the team is near irrelevant to its success as a business. Look at all the amazing players that have moved in the last couple months or have been free agents and the Leafs didn't bother to take a shot at them, especiall a canadian star like Nash. Dah well, I just want a stanley cup once in my lifetime, hopefully that's not too much to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonejeepin
    Yeah seems that way, I think part of the problem with the Leafs is that toronto is such a hockey market that the success of the team is near irrelevant to its success as a business. Look at all the amazing players that have moved in the last couple months or have been free agents and the Leafs didn't bother to take a shot at them, especiall a canadian star like Nash. Dah well, I just want a stanley cup once in my lifetime, hopefully that's not too much to ask.
    I'll drink to that!

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    OK. I'm a believer now. I want to be canadian

    here's my dollar....

    ....where do i sign up?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    OK. I'm a believer now. I want to be canadian

    here's my dollar....

    ....where do i sign up?
    Well if you have a skill it's quite easy to immigrate to Canada. First you move to
    India, then you apply for immigration to Brampton! Lol just kidding. But it's seriously easy to get into Canada. We are now accepting 300,000 new immigrants annually.. Oh and we have JOBS! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe View Post
    Well if you have a skill it's quite easy to immigrate to Canada. First you move to
    India, then you apply for immigration to Brampton! Lol just kidding. But it's seriously easy to get into Canada. We are now accepting 300,000 new immigrants annually.. Oh and we have JOBS! lol
    Yeah, a little canadian angel was telling me that the job market was pretty hot right now.

    but really don't want a

    "jay oh bee"

    right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Yeah, a little canadian angel was telling me that the job market was pretty hot right now.

    but really don't want a

    "jay oh bee"

    right now
    old ppl and non Canadians arent allowed......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    old ppl and non Canadians arent allowed......
    God bless your avi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    old ppl and non Canadians arent allowed......
    yeah, I agree with you.

    Next old, non canadian we see coming through the door, I'll hold em down and you blast 'em!

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    ****eneh!.........go leafs go.

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    btw, I AM Canadian!!!

    I already paid my dollar (see # 159) and know the Canadian Tricky Hand Shake =)

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    Our hand shakes get easier once you get use to the mittens, I promise.

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    I admit, the tricky hand shake was a little problematic to master at first. My hand was getting all cut up, stitches.....

    ....until i realized that both blokes have to put down their beer bottles first, BEFORE shaking!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I admit, the tricky hand shake was a little problematic to master at first. My hand was getting all cut up, stitches.....

    ....until i realized that both blokes have to put down their beer bottles first, BEFORE shaking!!!
    not that i wanna know the answer but which "hands" u were talking abt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    not that i wanna know the answer but which "hands" u were talking abt?
    danm canadians don't know anything!

    ...the ones attached to the ends of my wrists

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    Now when you say wrist ... What "wrist" are you talking about?

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    Another great day in Canada!! Does anyone know when "lobster season" is in the east coast? I think I want to do the trip out from toronto

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe
    Another great day in Canada!! Does anyone know when "lobster season" is in the east coast? I think I want to do the trip out from toronto
    You missed it by a few weeks. And crab season is just about over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon

    You missed it by a few weeks. And crab season is just about over.
    Damn! Next year it is!! LoL well there is probably still fresh lobby kicking around. Just can't catch and eat

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe

    Damn! Next year it is!! LoL well there is probably still fresh lobby kicking around. Just can't catch and eat
    May 1st is first day. And if you wanted you could jump in the holding tanks some restaurants have and catch them that way? Management might frown upon it. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon

    May 1st is first day. And if you wanted you could jump in the holding tanks some restaurants have and catch them that way? Management might frown upon it. Lol
    Where is May 1 the first day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by canadian-bacon View Post
    You missed it by a few weeks. And crab season is just about over.
    really? with all the canadians bichin around here, ya'd think it was crab season all year long??

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    Your women suck at synconized swimming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life
    Your women suck at synconized swimming.
    Really? That's such a shame. I will have to have my daughter trained in synchronized swimming to restore the honor of my nation! DAMN YOU SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Your women suck at synconized swimming.
    Ok. That was low. And that might be true; but you should see our Canadian women take down caribou's with their bare hands. Kill em, gut em, clean em. Now if that was an Olympic sport...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scabtree View Post
    Ok. That was low. And that might be true; but you should see our Canadian women take down caribou's with their bare hands. Kill em, gut em, clean em. Now if that was an Olympic sport...
    If that were an olympic sport we might get a gold medal...

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    Didn't take the time to read most of this thread.....but I'll shout out to any Ottawa lifters!

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    Canadian girls would win gold if beer drinking was an Olympic sport as well... Then again, they'd lose the medal once they tested for marijuana and 100% of the population tests positive lol

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    Its HOT in TO today, damnnnnn, sorry JustJoe but I won't be putting your tax dollars to very good use today lol.

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    and plus the smog from all the vehicles... I can just imagine ....

    Quote Originally Posted by gonejeepin View Post
    Its HOT in TO today, damnnnnn, sorry JustJoe but I won't be putting your tax dollars to very good use today lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonejeepin
    Its HOT in TO today, damnnnnn, sorry JustJoe but I won't be putting your tax dollars to very good use today lol.
    Lol was that u in the Toronto sun front page yesterday??? Looked like u

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe View Post
    Lol was that u in the Toronto sun front page yesterday??? Looked like u
    Lmao, no sir it was not, but those guys are screwed. I'm in full agreeance that guys like that should be sh!t canned. I'm suprised that article wasn't written by Sue Anne Levvy, she really hates us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonejeepin

    Lmao, no sir it was not, but those guys are screwed. I'm in full agreeance that guys like that should be sh!t canned. I'm suprised that article wasn't written by Sue Anne Levvy, she really hates us.
    Is it safe to assume u have a break at 9am like the rest of the world?? Could he have been sleeping on his 15 min coffee break??? Bah whatever he's probably gonna get roasted anyways.

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    Pre Olympic Training for Women

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe View Post
    Canadian girls would win gold if beer drinking was an Olympic sport as well... Then again, they'd lose the medal once they tested for marijuana and 100% of the population tests positive lol





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    Eh Canada! Eh!

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    Mayor Rob Ford is in the hospital with stomach issues eh! I guess that comes with being a 315lb fatty eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gonejeepin
    Mayor Rob Ford is in the hospital with stomach issues eh! I guess that comes with being a 315lb fatty eh.
    They had to hook him up to IV. 300cc chicken gravy per hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustJoe View Post
    They had to hook him up to IV. 300cc chicken gravy per hour
    Lol, he needs that and 5cc sub q daily of butter to be in homeostasis.

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    So mr Ford is out of hospital, apparantly he ate something that irritated his throat and stomach, so that narrows it down to every fast food restaraunt and every brand of potato chip and candy bar.

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