The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

DAMNIT!!! Another word to google. I am starting to hate this place.

[QuieTSToRM33]

Realizes there's more to be done .... walks back into the men's room ... puts a Brazilian-Portuguese Dictionary on the counter ... pulls out a pack of post-its ..... writes "FOR HIGHERDESIRE" on a post-it and sticks it on the dictionary ... grabs a few mints and leaves as "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey is playing in the background.

[Dukkit]

*runs in, screams... WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!
runs out*

[CSAR]

Feijoada is what it looks like in the toilet after CSAR takes a dump. CSAR is only going to refer to himself in the 3rd person from now on. CSAR is going to go to Omotesando with his insanely hot Japanese wife and eat some churrasco. Afterwards, CSAR and his insanely hot Japanese wife are going to bump uglies. Multiple times, CSAR hopes. CSAR wishes you all a good night.

[chicmagnet]

Sounds like CSAR is about to have a threesome!!

[CSAR]

Sounds like CSAR is about to have a threesome!!

Yes, CSAR enjoys his wife's finger in his anus.
Me,
my wife,
her finger in my anus...

[chicmagnet]

Wife
Csar
Third person CSAR

[jbm]

Wife
Csar
Third person CSAR

Perfect!

[chicmagnet]

You can't win by telling lies

[CSAR]

You can't win by telling lies

CSAR tells no lies.

CSAR always wins with his wife's finger in his anus.

CSAR logs out and leaves...

[chicmagnet]

Bye bye CSAR!

[peachfuzz]

[BritishColumbian]

[CSAR]

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[CSAR]

This explains a lot...

[CSAR]

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[CSAR]

There ya go buddy...that'll help soothe your chafed mangina...

[CSAR]

[CSAR]

Thank God for Google!

[CSAR]

[CSAR]

I want these for Christmas...seriously.

[CSAR]

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[vpchill]

Walks in and Notices a Canadian Flag. Not sure when the canadians took over the mens room but duh well.
Lets out the half gallon of water he downed 2 hours earlier......................................

[Dukkit]

*hasnt visited for a while

sees that csar has taken over

lol

and so has his love for canada!!*

[higherdesire]

comes into the and over hears Csar and BC in the back stall argueing back and forth

Csar "you're a hoser"
BC "no you're a hoser"
Csar "no you are"
BC "no you are so take off you hoser"
Csar "no you take off you hoser"
BC "no you take off"
Csar "no you take off hoser"

All of this is said with a lisp by both and they were giggling and shit, so I kick open the door and they are poking each other with thier hosers. Shakes head and grabs a few mints on the way out.

What is the Mens Room when one really thinks about it?

[Dukkit]

comes into the and over hears Csar and BC in the back stall argueing back and forth

Csar "you're a hoser"
BC "no you're a hoser"
Csar "no you are"
BC "no you are so take off you hoser"
Csar "no you take off you hoser"
BC "no you take off"
Csar "no you take off hoser"

All of this is said with a lisp by both and they were giggling and shit, so I kick open the door and they are poking each other with thier hosers. Shakes head and grabs a few mints on the way out.

What is the Mens Room when one really thinks about it?

thats hilarious

i can picture it

thats whats sad about it

[CSAR]

comes into the and over hears Csar and BC in the back stall argueing back and forth

Csar "you're a hoser"
BC "no you're a hoser"
Csar "no you are"
BC "no you are so take off you hoser"
Csar "no you take off you hoser"
BC "no you take off"
Csar "no you take off hoser"

All of this is said with a lisp by both and they were giggling and shit, so I kick open the door and they are poking each other with thier hosers. Shakes head and grabs a few mints on the way out.

What is the Mens Room when one really thinks about it?

NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE! This is how it went...

BC: Fvcking Czar! I got a mad hate on for him! That douchebag prick thinks he's the King of the Internet. Fvck off and die you loser!
CSAR: Now, now, my good man. What is all this hullabaloo about Russian elitists?
BC: You fvcking Japtard. I'm pissed off because of Pearl Harbor, even though I'm Canadian and I wasn't even there!
CSAR: Here here, old chap. Ben Affleck's acting was excruciatingly awful. I shant watch another of his motion picture films.
BC: I hate you! You're a fvcking Jap sympathizer and you train immigrants!
CSAR: Come now, stop with all this ballyhoo and tomfoolery! My good man, you do realize that I am not Japanese, don't you?
BC: I can read, you hater douche! "Hooked on Phonics" worked for me! I knew you the minute I spotted you. You were abused by your parents, you had no friends growing up, and you hate yourself because you live in a foreign country!
CSAR: Now, see here. Either watch your language or you'll be in trouble with the administration of this fine site.
BC: Eat shit and die you fvcking Jap fvcktard! I'm going to leave and never return! But now I'm back again!
CSAR: Dost thou tell a lie? Come now man, take your lumps! I shall make ridiculous statements and demonstrate the folly of your ways.
BC: You started it! I was here first! You big meanie! Stop picking on me!
CSAR: 'Tis neither here nor there. You are the president of NAMBLA and you enjoy mens' penises in your naughty place.
BC: STOP PICKING ON ME! YOU WERE ABUSED AS A CHILD!!!
CSAR: You know the truth. I am your father!!!!
BC: You're not my father! Ben Kenobi told me! You betrayed and murdered my father!!!
CSAR: Search your feelings BC...I AM your father.
BC: Noooooooooooo!!!!

And then I cut off his hand with my lightsaber and we touched tallywhackers.

THE END.

(I think this is the funniest thing I have ever written in my entire life. I nominate myself to be the first post in the Hall of Fame thread. Now to eat some fried fish and freedom fries...)

[Dukkit]

NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE! This is how it went...

BC: Fvcking Czar! I got a mad hate on for him! That douchebag prick thinks he's the King of the Internet. Fvck off and die you loser!
CSAR: Now, now, my good man. What is all this hullabaloo about Russian elitists?
BC: You fvcking Japtard. I'm pissed off because of Pearl Harbor, even though I'm Canadian and I wasn't even there!
CSAR: Here here, old chap. Ben Affleck's acting was excruciatingly awful. I shant watch another of his motion picture films.
BC: I hate you! You're a fvcking Jap sympathizer and you train immigrants!
CSAR: Come now, stop with all this ballyhoo and tomfoolery! My good man, you do realize that I am not Japanese, don't you?
BC: I can read, you hater douche! "Hooked on Phonics" worked for me! I knew you the minute I spotted you. You were abused by your parents, you had no friends growing up, and you hate yourself because you live in a foreign country!
CSAR: Now, see here. Either watch your language or you'll be in trouble with the administration of this fine site.
BC: Eat shit and die you fvcking Jap fvcktard! I'm going to leave and never return! But now I'm back again!
CSAR: Dost thou tell a lie? Come now man, take your lumps! I shall make ridiculous statements and demonstrate the folly of your ways.
BC: You started it! I was here first! You big meanie! Stop picking on me!
CSAR: 'Tis neither here nor there. You are the president of NAMBLA and you enjoy mens' penises in your naughty place.
BC: STOP PICKING ON ME! YOU WERE ABUSED AS A CHILD!!!
CSAR: You know the truth. I am your father!!!!
BC: You're not my father! Ben Kenobi told me! You betrayed and murdered my father!!!
CSAR: Search your feelings BC...I AM your father.
BC: Noooooooooooo!!!!

And then I cut off his hand with my lightsaber and we touched tallywhackers.

THE END.

(I think this is the funniest thing I have ever written in my entire life. I nominate myself to be the first post in the Hall of Fame thread. Now to eat some fried fish and freedom fries...)

LMAO!!!!!

that is fukkin hilarious. i also nominate you csar.
ohh man. that just started my morning with a good laugh. perfect
buddy

[*RAGE*]

Ok VP did not answer my question and I am sad

I tell you how much I love you and how we need to be together and when I ask a question you cant answer it for me....*tears up living space around computer* you tell me you are going to leave J431S for me and this is the thanks I get of watching after you internet kids.....*runs over to vp house and put dead rabbit in pan of water and turns on stove* you fuvking bitch, I love you, sorry I did not mean that you fuvking cheating whore...I really do love you.....

[*RAGE*]

I love the mens room, I can come here and drop off a load and get free mints and flame the shit out of peope and miss spell words and read the writing on the walls and just kick back with some real kick ass people that I wish lived next to me because I know we would go to the beach together and cheat on our wives....

* prone has not started drinking yet but will at some point tonight, raises glass and says "here is to the mens room may we all miss the toilet set and have enough toilet paper to clean our dirty ass"

[higherdesire]

hey prone, buddy I will move next door man. we can riot and shit whenever we want to.

[WARMachine]

*Walks in takes a look around and sees no one is here. Lets out a nice sweaty-semi wet-stank ass fart. Oh thats good. Hmm... Kinda reminds me of a certain member's stripper wife. Same kinda smell in the whoo hoo! Thinks about spankin it to his wife one more time, (with a bag over here head obviously, but always i anyway so it doesnt matter...) grabs some mints, and moonwalks outta this bitch!*

[*RAGE*]

*Walks in takes a look around and sees no one is here. Lets out a nice sweaty-semi wet-stank ass fart. Oh thats good. Hmm... Kinda reminds me of a certain member's stripper wife. Same kinda smell in the whoo hoo! Thinks about spankin it to his wife one more time, (with a bag over here head obviously, but always i anyway so it doesnt matter...) grabs some mints, and moonwalks outta this bitch!*

that fuvken great...lmfao