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    Quote Originally Posted by thenextcutler View Post
    holy shit guy are you on your Iphone between sets or what? haha
    No.... I went to the Gym at 8pm I was there by 8:15 out of there by 9:30 and now home making Oatmeal

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    Quote Originally Posted by thenextcutler View Post
    ya you don't seem like a guy that can be offended, something about the gay sex jokes alerted me to that
    LOL..... Thats fukin funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    No.... I went to the Gym at 8pm I was there by 8:15 out of there by 9:30 and now home making Oatmeal
    mmmmm oatmeal, that reminds me I have to take a shit

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    This is just ****ed up....

    ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Richard Butler wanted his girlfriend to think they were just taking a scenic hike in the North Carolina mountains, but he had a secret plan. When they got to the top, he planned to pull out a ring and ask her to be his bride.

    Lightning struck three times as the Knoxville, Tenn., couple were on Max Patch Bald, near Asheville. The third hit Butler, 30, and his girlfriend, Bethany Lott, 25, killing her on Friday, he told the Asheville Citizen Times. He suffered third degree burns.

    "She didn't say anything, and I turned around and she was laying a few feet away, and I crawled to her," he told the newspaper on Monday. "I did CPR for probably 15 minutes and the whole time was trying her cell phone, but I couldn't get anything out."

    He described the lightning strike.

    "I was spun 180 degrees and thrown several feet back," he told the newspaper. "My legs turned to Jello, my shoes were smoking and the bottom of my feet felt like they were on fire."

    His mother, Janet Delaney, said her future daughter-in-law loved the mountains.

    "She hiked thousands of miles and spent a couple of years in Utah just hiking," Delaney, also of Knoxville, told The Associated Press.

    She and her son are mourning instead of celebrating the joy the engagement would have brought.

    "The first couple of times I met her, I felt she was my own daughter," Delaney said. "She made my life complete and my son's life complete."

    Heavy rain let up as the two walked toward the bald, but more bad weather returned including the lightning, Butler said.

    "Her last words were, 'Look at how beautiful it is,'" Delaney said.

    Butler turned around to see his fiancee lying on the hill.

    Unable to carry her down the hill, Butler drove to the first home he found. A father and his son, who was home on leave from the Navy, jumped in Butler's truck and raced back to the bald.

    "They stood on the top of the hill doing what they could for probably 20 minutes until the rescuers got there," Butler said.

    After rescuers arrived, they tried unsuccessfully to resuscitate Lott. Services for her will be this week in New Tazewell, Tenn.

    Butler suffered third-degree burns, but Delaney said he hasn't been to a doctor despite her urging him to go. She said his emotions seem to be in good shape.

    "He's holding up better than I thought he would," Delaney said tearfully, adding, "He's going to try to go on."

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    guess it wasn't meant to be?

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    That is totally fuked up

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    I did some major whorin' today... fuk I did almost 100 posts.... Who knows by the time I am done my oatmeal I may just do over 100 posts.... I am going to browse the lounge and Q&A

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I did some major whorin' today... fuk I did almost 100 posts.... Who knows by the time I am done my oatmeal I may just do over 100 posts.... I am going to browse the lounge and Q&A
    lol, I heart u

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    Quote Originally Posted by thenextcutler View Post
    lol, I heart u
    Not gonna lie dude, that was 98% gay.... right up DSM's alley <---- No pun intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Not gonna lie dude, that was 98% gay.... right up DSM's alley <---- No pun intended.

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    Whores.

    Driveby.

    Fvck You's.

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    Oh and

    Squat.

    Eat.

    Repeat.

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    hey you guys use the egg white protien powder as a sub for your egg whites in the morning? i am getting sick of 11 egg whites every morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjpennnn View Post
    hey you guys use the egg white protien powder as a sub for your egg whites in the morning? i am getting sick of 11 egg whites every morning

    Haha.. 'force feedin'!! I know it well brutha.. couple gags holdin' the head over the sink trying not to let it all go.. YES!!

    Never used the egg white protien powder. I've used egg beaters but thats it.

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    Filthy Bastards

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    Smells like nasty whore bags, doesn't it?

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    morning shit heads

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    where the hell is Siggy...little fat bastard....

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    Afternoon whores!!!! mouth has finally got back to normal after the dentist this morning, happy with what she did though!!! hope everyone is good today

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingthere View Post
    Afternoon whores!!!! mouth has finally got back to normal after the dentist this morning, happy with what she did though!!! hope everyone is good today
    Thats all i read

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Thats all i read
    haha excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingthere View Post
    haha excellent
    i had a nice experience while she was cleaning my teeth......hmmmmmm

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    Yeah where the fvk is Mr Roid?

    Im back bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    Yeah where the fvk is Mr Roid?

    Im back bitches
    so.......whats new

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    stopping at the chicks at the weekend.

    whats new with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaNiCC View Post
    stopping at the chicks at the weekend.

    whats new with you?
    tell u later....

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    i will be home in half hour bro. leave me an email.

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    sum bitch mighty fine day..

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    Anyone here?

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    In and out.. trying to get some work done.. not very motivated though.. what are you up to Manicc?

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    just finished studying for the day. you?

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    Working from home.. gym this AM.. eating good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Working from home.. gym this AM.. eating good.
    wife is home or u r talking abt food

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    ate the wife this morning in my never-ending creative ways to get her moving in the morning. "Coffee and a motorboat babe? Get your ass up!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    ate the wife this morning in my never-ending creative ways to get her moving in the morning. "Coffee and a motorboat babe? Get your ass up!"
    damn i miss morning sex...i leave house at 4 am for the gym........

    Where is everyone else at????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    ate the wife this morning in my never-ending creative ways to get her moving in the morning. "Coffee and a motorboat babe? Get your ass up!"
    classic

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    im right here biotch.....sorry i gave your big "secret" away....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    This is just ****ed up....

    ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Richard Butler wanted his girlfriend to think they were just taking a scenic hike in the North Carolina mountains, but he had a secret plan. When they got to the top, he planned to pull out a ring and ask her to be his bride.

    Lightning struck three times as the Knoxville, Tenn., couple were on Max Patch Bald, near Asheville. The third hit Butler, 30, and his girlfriend, Bethany Lott, 25, killing her on Friday, he told the Asheville Citizen Times. He suffered third degree burns.

    "She didn't say anything, and I turned around and she was laying a few feet away, and I crawled to her," he told the newspaper on Monday. "I did CPR for probably 15 minutes and the whole time was trying her cell phone, but I couldn't get anything out."

    He described the lightning strike.

    "I was spun 180 degrees and thrown several feet back," he told the newspaper. "My legs turned to Jello, my shoes were smoking and the bottom of my feet felt like they were on fire."

    His mother, Janet Delaney, said her future daughter-in-law loved the mountains.

    "She hiked thousands of miles and spent a couple of years in Utah just hiking," Delaney, also of Knoxville, told The Associated Press.

    She and her son are mourning instead of celebrating the joy the engagement would have brought.

    "The first couple of times I met her, I felt she was my own daughter," Delaney said. "She made my life complete and my son's life complete."

    Heavy rain let up as the two walked toward the bald, but more bad weather returned including the lightning, Butler said.

    "Her last words were, 'Look at how beautiful it is,'" Delaney said.

    Butler turned around to see his fiancee lying on the hill.

    Unable to carry her down the hill, Butler drove to the first home he found. A father and his son, who was home on leave from the Navy, jumped in Butler's truck and raced back to the bald.

    "They stood on the top of the hill doing what they could for probably 20 minutes until the rescuers got there," Butler said.

    After rescuers arrived, they tried unsuccessfully to resuscitate Lott. Services for her will be this week in New Tazewell, Tenn.

    Butler suffered third-degree burns, but Delaney said he hasn't been to a doctor despite her urging him to go. She said his emotions seem to be in good shape.

    "He's holding up better than I thought he would," Delaney said tearfully, adding, "He's going to try to go on."
    thats probably one of the saddest things ive eve read...i try to put myself in that dudes place and i get chills....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    ate the wife this morning in my never-ending creative ways to get her moving in the morning. "Coffee and a motorboat babe? Get your ass up!"
    utilizing the morning wood is the best

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    mine gets so hard i can beat it with a bat

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