Serious sex question so dont ****ing make fun of me now

[Bigen12]

A single man needs at least, a couple of F*ck Buddies..

[Kärnfysikern]

first time ever on my years here on ar that I managed to create a thread that now is 6 pages long......

[FCECC2]

first time ever on my years here on ar that I managed to create a thread that now is 6 pages long......

not too far from 7...

[zOaib]

ill bump it up for good luck !

[Marc Angelo]

The movie trick may be just an excuse to get together, who came up with it? you or her? Did she really tell you she wants to get laid? BEcause if she did, then she does not care about a MOVIE, she wants you inside of her...

In terms of a Virgin thing, just know that thre are millions of virgins out-there...On the other hand there are millions of people who are horrible in bed and do you think that the Woman would say, hey are you a virgin? your sex manners suck men!!! Of course not, sex is like learning to drive, the best drivers are the one who are careful and take their time, those who have plenty of experience tend to be sloppy and rush it. She might even like you better than any other just because you are being over sensitive to satisfy her. that's your wiinning card.

[Marc Angelo]

About the kiss....First tell her what you really like about her, her eyes, heer lips, her smile...Then touche her face slowly and nicely, if your hands are too rough, then use the back of your hands, use your index finger to rub her lips, and then kiss the sides of her lips, no toungue yet, kiss her and sound it a little, while with the other hand pull her waist towards yoiu and get your boner near her...As soon as she gets the toungue out suck it a little, becareful not to suck it too hard because it hurst, however it is a great pleasure,l keep on rubbing your pelvic against her and follow the instincts....There are no greater lovers than those you pay attention to the other person's sensations and moves. Keep on doing small little thins to get her to purrrrrr like a cat...The more she moans tha more you do to get her hot. Also, make sure you star and help her take her clothes off, then yours, but not all at once, just one piece at a time, a kiss, a rub, and then the other...have fun

[Kärnfysikern]

marc I have already boned her But thanks for the advice anyway sound smooth and good.

I did tell her I was a virging cause I would rather her know that I am a virgin then to think Im just a plain horrid lover The second and third time I devoted a lot of time to foreplay so I hope she didnt think I sucked TO bad. Ohh well Il know as soon as I phone or sms her

[abstrack]

marc I have already boned her But thanks for the advice anyway sound smooth and good.

I did tell her I was a virging cause I would rather her know that I am a virgin then to think Im just a plain horrid lover The second and third time I devoted a lot of time to foreplay so I hope she didnt think I sucked TO bad. Ohh well Il know as soon as I phone or sms her

yeah buddy!!! Fauk that sheet right I bet you were doing a happy dance afterwards.

[Kärnfysikern]

well finaly got a respons from her about repeating the night. The respons I go was

"you are very nice, but way to young and inexperienced for me"

so I guess Il have to keep on searching to get laid, ****

[cpt steele]

well finaly got a respons from her about repeating the night. The respons I go was

"you are very nice, but way to young and inexperienced for me"

so I guess Il have to keep on searching to get laid, ****

Dont let that get you down... Go get yourself another one and another and another thety are everywhere Pimp them ho's

[mass junkie]

well finaly got a respons from her about repeating the night. The respons I go was

"you are very nice, but way to young and inexperienced for me"

so I guess Il have to keep on searching to get laid, ****

.....you should of nutted in her eye ........dont worry bro.......it was her way of making you think shes not a slut........have no fear ..You'll get a lil more slit before too long.....Just hire an escort and have her show you the ropes

[cpt steele]

.....you should of nutted in her eye ........dont worry bro.......it was her way of making you think shes not a slut........have no fear ..You'll get a lil more slit before too long.....Just hire an escort and have her show you the ropes

Hahahahaha

[animal-inside]

is this not a sticky yet?

[Dude-Man]

it's a shame you didn't read any sex books before.. for girls to climax it's all about the clitoris.. penetration doesn't do very much for the majority of them. The best way to learn how to get a girl off is to watch them masturbate and learn from it.

[Kärnfysikern]

it's a shame you didn't read any sex books before.. for girls to climax it's all about the clitoris.. penetration doesn't do very much for the majority of them. The best way to learn how to get a girl off is to watch them masturbate and learn from it.

well a book aint much help when I cant find the **** thing

first time and in the middle of the night. Was so dark that I hardly could se my own dick

[SV-1]

well a book aint much help when I cant find the **** thing

first time and in the middle of the night. Was so dark that I hardly could se my own dick

Spend some time on this site and learn a little, it'll be worth it in the long run.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/fr_index.htm

[Kärnfysikern]

Spend some time on this site and learn a little, it'll be worth it in the long run.

http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/fr_index.htm

thanks for the site

[P Rock]

just remember tear that azz up, so that she can brag about you to her friends, and then you can twist them out too..

[hung-solo]

just remember tear that azz up, so that she can brag about you to her friends, and then you can twist them out too..

haha! AMEN BROTHA!

[dannyisaacs]

i think this has to be the longest thread ever. make it longer

[Marc Angelo]

Porud of you man, don't worry about her commnet, I am sure she is not interested in a **** buddy situation or just a relationship. Some girls just want to be treated rough and if you are too nice they are afraid you will fall for them or thye for you so they run as soon as they can,,,intimacy problems...

Oh well, congratulations... 1 less virgin in the world

[Peter Gibbons]

nicely done!
remember kids: smells like trout, eat it out-smells like cologne, leave it alone


looks like she just had a one-night stand. It's all good, as soon as you turn 21, you will be at the bar and drinkin and such, and you will last more than two minutes (whiskey dick). Man its sooooooo good.

[alevok]

why dont you call some escort girls home and practice on them, it always help since they are the pros.

[SnaX]

This thread is ooooold like some of you people out there.
Found it in a search. well actually i typed in "johan is a virgin" and ...
jk.

[legobricks]

HAHAHA !!!! Snax that sh*t is funny!~ Oh, and i would LIKE to know the outcome of this. (unless it is in the middle somewhere) 2 many pages.

[legobricks]

Nevermind. i took the time to read it, and ITS DAMN FUNNY.

[chest6]

johan whatever happened..it prolly says somewhere in this massive thread but i gotta catch a workout

[lowstace]

johan just have some money ready man

Johan def eat her out man I love the taste and smell of Pu-Tang ahhhhhh lucky guys

[Panzerfaust]

Awe, JoJo getting him some poo nanny.


Were so proud of you JoJo.

[mass junkie]

another AR classic thread

[Hokies]

yeah this is an entertaining thread no doubt. Thx for the honesty Johan, you really brought back some great memories. My first time I lasted like 5 pumps. Wow that thang was soft.

[*Narkissos*]

yeah this is an entertaining thread no doubt. Thx for the honesty Johan, you really brought back some great memories. My first time I lasted like 5 pumps. Wow that thang was soft.

Lmao.. i lasted like 7 pumps.. and a hip grind

Wow that thang was soft.

[GQ-Bouncer]

get her drunk, have sex with her

while your inside her, think about baseball (lol, seriously.) and go as hard and fast as you can, the trick is to make them cum first. if you want you can talk dirty to her "ohh baby you feel so good", stuff like that

dont worry about changing positions and stuff yet, just worry about baseball ( ... seriously. ), i'd advise you not to let her go on top, keep control with the missionary.

lemme know how it goes

[WHOADY4SHOADY]

get her drunk, have sex with her

while your inside her, think about baseball (lol, seriously.) and go as hard and fast as you can, the trick is to make them cum first. if you want you can talk dirty to her "ohh baby you feel so good", stuff like that

dont worry about changing positions and stuff yet, just worry about baseball ( ... seriously. ), i'd advise you not to let her go on top, keep control with the missionary.

lemme know how it goes

Dman you were late on this one GQ. GO back like 3 pages and try to fit that stuff in somewhere, lol.

[Kärnfysikern]

JESUS CHRIST. The man dragging this thread back from the dead deserves a good spanking

[Kärnfysikern]

Its damn funny to look back at this thread though

[nirish_mark20]

u ever see her or bone her again johan??

[Kärnfysikern]

nah she was uggly. I moved on to better things I got a taste for older women.

After that first chick I found a nice 33 year old milf that showed me what good sex is all about she was a true naturaly beauty and the sex was spectacular god damn.

But that ended, so I nailed a 41 year old a few times. After that I had a **** buddy for a few months before I found my girl that I now have been seeing for almost a year and cant be happier. So my time of sex adventures was only 6 months long

[spywizard]

nah she was uggly. I moved on to better things I got a taste for older women.

After that first chick I found a nice 33 year old milf that showed me what good sex is all about she was a true naturaly beauty and the sex was spectacular god damn.

But that ended, so I nailed a 41 year old a few times. After that I had a **** buddy for a few months before I found my girl that I now have been seeing for almost a year and cant be happier. So my time of sex adventures was only 6 months long

you should let your girlfriend read this.. if she laughs.. marry her.. if she is upset, you just saved yourself some bad times..

[GQ-Bouncer]

baseball.