dukkits international house o whores

[vanduhl]

cal what would you do in this situation...realistically..

im with the 3 weeker....this other broad who is sexy and i know is a slut approaches me and texts me saying she wants to do something when shes not working (she bartends and i got her number while she was bartending)

this fvckin town i live in is small and eveyrbody knows everyones busines...how should i go about hangin with the sexy slut....i want her so bad but its risky ...and she will wana do something in public...if i could just lock her in my room then i would but it aint gonna be like that..

[Standby]

nope u r american with a nice lickable arse

of course i am talking abt ur avi......did u nail that bitch of urs yet?

wait he hasnt even tagged her yet? or we just talking back door?

[MaNiCC]

wheres the sigman?

[vanduhl]

have you atleast been to canada?

i have yeah....been up to niagara falls lol....everyone i know wants to go to montreal soon

[calgarian]

have you atleast been to canada?

i will be witing for him on the airport with a dog sleigh

[vanduhl]

[QUOTE=Standby;5223161]wait he hasnt even tagged her yet? or we just talking back door?[/QUOTE

DAAAAA backdoor

[Standby]

you should work on the girl youve been with 3 weeks then after you enter the back door call the bartender she will wait around shes a slu

[vanduhl]

i will be witing for him on the airport with a dog sleigh

i dont even have to walk??? thanks bro!!!!

[Standby]

i have yeah....been up to niagara falls lol....everyone i know wants to go to montreal soon

i was just in montreal the first week of may. that places is all about partying man. after they beat the capitals out the plays offs all it was was riots its pretty nuts there

[vanduhl]

i was just in montreal the first week of may. that places is all about partying man. after they beat the capitals out the plays offs all it was was riots its pretty nuts there

ya, i hear good things about montreal....my buddy wants to take me to toronto too....

my last gf was a D1 soccer player for Niagara(US) and i met a bunch of the hockey guys up there...mand funny...they all are like 30 yrs old and go to colllege to play hockey and take easy classes...hahaha..i thought that was funny

[Standby]

ya some ppl are crazy about hockey, more of a football guy my self. ive never partied in toronto but ive heard some stuff to lol

[calgarian]

i dont even have to walk??? thanks bro!!!!

do u even know what a dog sleigh is????

[calgarian]

ya some ppl are crazy about hockey, more of a football guy my self. ive never partied in toronto but ive heard some stuff to lol

I am crazy hockey guy....wait till go Flames deep in playoffs i mean in second round....

[vanduhl]

do u even know what a dog sleigh is????

i think im missing something if you had to ask me that.....isnt it where a team of dogs pulls a rider? lol

[Standby]

I am crazy hockey guy....wait till go Flames deep in playoffs i mean in second round....

lmao but you gotta respect your homes team haha like we got the OHL here ontario hockey league and windsor just won the memorial cup it was a pretty big thing here lol

[calgarian]

cal what would you do in this situation...realistically..

im with the 3 weeker....this other broad who is sexy and i know is a slut approaches me and texts me saying she wants to do something when shes not working (she bartends and i got her number while she was bartending)

this fvckin town i live in is small and eveyrbody knows everyones busines...how should i go about hangin with the sexy slut....i want her so bad but its risky ...and she will wana do something in public...if i could just lock her in my room then i would but it aint gonna be like that..

ok is there another town close by??? where u can rent a motel room?
if thats not an option call her over late at night or go to her place pick her up from her work in her car take her car to her place do the deed and tell her to drop u off.

[Standby]

i think im missing something if you had to ask me that.....isnt it where a team of dogs pulls a rider? lol

its where he hooks you up and you pull the rider haha

[calgarian]

lmao but you gotta respect your homes team haha like we got the OHL here ontario hockey league and windsor just won the memorial cup it was a pretty big thing here lol

didnt u guys beat calgary hitman to do that???

[Standby]

ok is there another town close by??? where u can rent a motel room?
if thats not an option call her over late at night or go to her place pick her up from her work in her car take her car to her place do the deed and tell her to drop u off.

genius.

[vanduhl]

its where he hooks you up and you pull the rider haha

thats what i thought, but i thoguht he was gonna pull me ....shit

[Standby]

didnt u guys beat calgary hitman to do that???

yeah actually lmao

[calgarian]

i think im missing something if you had to ask me that.....isnt it where a team of dogs pulls a rider? lol

dog sleigh is kinda like snow mobile that dogs pull. Its used where cars cant go....it was a joke cause most american thinks that we dont drive here we use dog sleigh....

[calgarian]

yeah actually lmao

mofo

[vanduhl]

dog sleigh is kinda like snow mobile that dogs pull. Its used where cars cant go....it was a joke cause most american thinks that we dont drive here we use dog sleigh....

ohhh...i watche dthe olympics bro...i know theres some civilization up there....some....

[Standby]

well where i live we have to go north to get to the states, but some americans dont realize this so they come here to drink and try to make fun of us but they are actually more north then we are lol. windsor like hooks under detroit

[vanduhl]

well where i live we have to go north to get to the states, but some americans dont realize this so they come here to drink and try to make fun of us but they are actually more north then we are lol. windsor like hooks under detroit

oh yeah, ur in that weird mass of land that technically should be america....

[Standby]

lmfao typical

[calgarian]

genius.

stick around u will learn alot.

[calgarian]

Vandhul did I answer ur question?

[Standby]

stick around u will learn alot.

oh i plan to, will be handy to know some of these tricks

[Bertuzzi]

There is some mega whoring going on right now

[calgarian]

oh i plan to, will be handy to know some of these tricks

ha ha ha....tricks, well put.

[calgarian]

There is some mega whoring going on right now

just giving these kids whoring 101 lessons.

[vanduhl]

Vandhul did I answer ur question?

ya, my bad....im takin her to syracuse.....perfect

[calgarian]

ya, my bad....im takin her to syracuse.....perfect

u can do it in the car too...there is a trick to it but it can be achieved....

[vanduhl]

u can do it in the car too...there is a trick to it but it can be achieved....

what? to fvckin her in the car? ...yeah the trick is take her to lowes cause thier parking lots are huge....BOOM...lumber

[Standby]

u can do it in the car too...there is a trick to it but it can be achieved....

whats the trick? ive had the car happen and i dont remember using a trick lol

[Standby]

vanduhl how old are you? and how old is the chcik lol

[calgarian]

whats the trick? ive had the car happen and i dont remember using a trick lol

how big is the car, how big is the chick , how BENDY she is......all this shit.

[calgarian]

what? to fvckin her in the car? ...yeah the trick is take her to lowes cause thier parking lots are huge....BOOM...lumber

no u can take her to any dog walking park as well just make sure that u cum in her mouth before cop pulls in though....

dont ask