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  1. 04-05-2009, 02:30 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    are you going to answer ironmaiden's questions?
    yes, later

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    Did you find a therapist yet?

    Any closer to moving in together?
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    Am I all that and a bag of chips?
    Only when compared to salt and vinegar chips
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    Why have i started to suck at golf??

    Do you know what the term "army golf" means??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Why have i started to suck at golf??

    Do you know what the term "army golf" means??
    Golf is an old man "sport." Are you retired ? Then you shouldn't be playing.

    A slang term, often applied as an insult from one golfer to another, that means a player is spraying the ball all over the course in different directions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Golf is an old man "sport." Are you retired ? Then you shouldn't be playing.

    A slang term, often applied as an insult from one golfer to another, that means a player is spraying the ball all over the course in different directions.
    Yes, hitting the ball down the fairway left to right... Thats how i played today, i sucked..

    What would you say was a young mans sport??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Yes, hitting the ball down the fairway left to right... Thats how i played today, i sucked..

    What would you say was a young mans sport??
    Cruising
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  6. 04-05-2009, 10:24 PM #6
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    I've never played golf, but I've been retired for many years. I don't have to worry about money and I will never need to work again, What would you do for the rest of your life?
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    dog or cat?

    red or blue?

    black or white?

    convertable or hard top?

    dominant or recessive?

    up or down?

    left or right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyjamjr View Post
    dog or cat?

    red or blue?

    black or white?

    convertable or hard top?

    dominant or recessive?

    up or down?

    left or right?
    dog
    blue
    black
    hard top
    depends on my modd
    up
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    Am I good looking?
    yes
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  10. 04-06-2009, 04:34 PM #10
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    If i was to tell you i was going up the "apple and pears", what would i be doing??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    If i was to tell you i was going up the "apple and pears", what would i be doing??
    stairs. Possibly the most commonly expressed piece of Cockney rhyming slang that is used as an example of such, or used in jocular mimicry. The term is infrequently heard used in genuine daily use
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    Quote Originally Posted by prone2rage View Post
    What up my brother, how was your weekend?
    Weekend went really good. Got to spend some quality time with family and b/f. Walked the city , talked , went really well.
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  14. 04-07-2009, 02:49 AM #14
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    are you attracted to women?
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    do you always drink?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    do you always drink?
    no

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    are you attracted to women?
    yes
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    crack: is it back, or is it whack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    crack: is it back, or is it whack?
    Always whack

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    but i saw this guy wearing a t-shirt with this on it:


    just wanted to make sure i wasnt missing out on a new fad
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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    but i saw this guy wearing a t-shirt with this on it:


    just wanted to make sure i wasnt missing out on a new fad
    Not at all. Your safe.
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  21. 04-07-2009, 05:13 AM #21
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    If i tell someone to get a "syrup and fig", what am i telling them to get??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    If i tell someone to get a "syrup and fig", what am i telling them to get??
    A type of laxative made from figs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    A type of laxative made from figs.
    Got ya!!!!

    Syrup and fig= wig...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Got ya!!!!

    Syrup and fig= wig...
    wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    wrong
    Dont come that with me young man, your not to old to go over my knee you know...
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    Do i have to call you daddy while your doing it ? (please say yes)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Do i have to call you daddy while your doing it ? (please say yes)
    Im leaving....
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    Can you think of anything more shitty than a buddy cop movie starring Nicholas Cage and Rob Schneider?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT View Post
    Can you think of anything more shitty than a buddy cop movie starring Nicholas Cage and Rob Schneider?
    Is this a real movie ? I haven't seen previews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WOLFCRAFT View Post
    Can you think of anything more shitty than a buddy cop movie starring Nicholas Cage and Rob Schneider?
    Why yes I can....how about a MMA movie starring Nick Nolte

    Being filmed in the burgh
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittBoy View Post
    Why yes I can....how about a MMA movie starring Nick Nolte

    Being filmed in the burgh
    Any movie with Ron jeremy's fat naked body in it ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Any movie with Ron jeremy's fat naked body in it ?
    He's got a sweet stache
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    Quote Originally Posted by PittBoy View Post
    He's got a sweet stache
    You talking about the one below the waist or above ?
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  34. 04-08-2009, 07:09 AM #34
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    Do you have a DSM? Modded?
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    what is test flu?
    and what are the symptoms?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpmaster View Post
    Do you have a DSM? Modded?
    Had, yeah had a eagle talon Tsi all worked out.
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    how are them questions coming along..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaiden708 View Post
    how are them questions coming along..
    Processing....


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    Why I feel like I wanna puke every morning?
    Your pregnant
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