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    I'd swap the asian for Wendy

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    ^^ Yah.... thats about right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    ^^ your wife and my GF would get along great... I let her read your post all she had to say was "see"
    Haha...

    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    this usually gets a good laugh... Im a Dental tech. I do all the gold and porcelain work that you see in peoples mouths. I rebuild trauma patients who have had bad accidents and shit and occassional do cosmetic restorations for wannabe movie stars out in Vancouver.
    right on bro.. that sounds pretty cool..

    Did you work on him?



    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Mine would probably be down.... Igi??
    On a good night, and if she and your gf got along really well, she very well might be. She loves her some toys too..

    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    My wife isn't into chicks, but me and my buddy already tag teamed her, and she does like asian girls as much as me, so she said our next 3 way will be me, her, and a cute little asian
    Wait, so you let your friend bang your wife too?!?

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    night sluts... heading to the the last airbender... better not be about a little kid who has bad gas problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post



    Wait, so you let your friend bang your wife too?!?
    ^^ Thats what I was sayin..... thats a whole new level

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    night sluts... heading to the the last airbender... better not be about a little kid who has bad gas problems.
    My GF just said hse was thinking the same thing.... wondering why they gave it the title.

    Have fun whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    night sluts... heading to the the last airbender... better not be about a little kid who has bad gas problems.

    M.Knight Shamalan never dissappoints.. except for that one movie where the people killed themselves.. the one with Mark Whalberg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    M.Knight Shamalan never dissappoints.. except for that one movie where the people killed themselves.. the one with Mark Whalberg.
    Ya.... the happening was his only failure

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    Its based off a cartoon called Avatar, belive it or not. Its funny, cause when I first heard of the movie Avatar, I thought it would be about this story and as soon as the Avatar hype cooled down, this came out..

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    I just want you guys to know..... my starbucks was delicious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Right on bro.. I like the way you think.. I think..



    My daughters b-day party was today so we were at the boat aaaaalll friggin day. Just got back.. My wife was pissed at me too..

    Wife: why are you in such a rush to get back?
    Igi: I'm not babe, just shut up and lets go now..
    Wife: you just want to get back so you can talk to all your loser friends on that.. whatever site you're on with all the tits and ass..
    Igi: Well, yeah kinda, and actually I'm supposed to have a protien/vodka date with my boys.
    Wife: (eyes rolling and head shaking).. Loser
    Igi: Bitch..
    Wife: shut up..
    Igi: Bitch..

    i laughed so hard my eyes water......my wife said its not fair u ditched ur daughter's bday.....

    i think all these women have a secret club.

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    Yeah, I would rather it be a friend than some guy i don't know. I mean, if you are like me, and like 3somes, and like to wobbly "H" a girl, then its a logical choice.
    And to be fair, he let me get with his girl first, so it was the least I could do, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I just want you guys to know..... my starbucks was delicious!
    u owe me 10 cups......

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i laughed so hard my eyes water......my wife said its not fair u ditched ur daughter's bday.....

    i think all these women have a secret club.
    I think you're right.... crazy women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Yeah, I would rather it be a friend than some guy i don't know. I mean, if you are like me, and like 3somes, and like to wobbly "H" a girl, then its a logical choice.
    And to be fair, he let me get with his girl first, so it was the least I could do, lol
    You're a goddamn freak Skyler.. you are welcome here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u owe me 10 cups......
    what it be like, homeboy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u owe me 10 cups......
    I know....

    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    You're a goddamn freak Skyler.. you are welcome here.
    Agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    what it be like, homeboy?
    any hard liquor

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    I was about to be like
    "Don't tell me i crossed a line, I have actually read the things you guys have posted!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    I think you're right.... crazy women
    and just like fight club they dont talk abt it

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    and just like fight club they dont talk abt it
    Exactly.... its a giant scam

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    my wife made shrimps today.....she is the best cook I have seen of east indian food.

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    Fight Club was awesome...

    ....that was all, nothing clever to say or anything cool to point out....

    Fight Club is just awesome.....

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    Well Skyler you can almost send PM's.... good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Exactly.... its a giant scam
    and we are stuck with it

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    Yeah, speaking of which, I don't know the whole flow of privelages things. Like number of posts = ?

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    Ok whores.... sorry to cut this short tonight but I have to "snuggle" with the GF and watch a movie.

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    whats with the vodka drinks we suppose to have???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ok whores.... sorry to cut this short tonight but I have to "snuggle" with the GF and watch a movie.
    softy....snuggle my ass

    oh tell her "character" said hi

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    whats with the vodka drinks we suppose to have???
    We'll have to do it another time... Duhlly isn't here and I have to go

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    any hard liquor
    vandhul and I were supposed to have a protien liquor date night but the whore stood me up.. why you tryin' to thow a couple back?

    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    my wife made shrimps today.....she is the best cook I have seen of east indian food.
    dude that sounds so good..

    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    Ok whores.... sorry to cut this short tonight but I have to "snuggle" with the GF and watch a movie.
    don't you dare ever tell me you're going to snuggle you big pvssy.. haha.. j/k bro enjoy. talk soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    softy....snuggle my ass

    oh tell her "character" said hi
    Yah.... I'm a softy so what??

    Alright I'm out.

    Peace

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    Snuggle hard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertuzzi View Post
    We'll have to do it another time... Duhlly isn't here and I have to go
    we don't have to wait for sh*t... you down? what do you have in your cabinet?

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    Dork lesbians.. stop talking to eachother and get it on already..


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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    vandhul and I were supposed to have a protien liquor date night but the whore stood me up.. why you tryin' to thow a couple back?

    i havent drank sonce my bday which was May 15
    dude that sounds so good..
    u have no idea...i juat ate freaking big bowl


    don't you dare ever tell me you're going to snuggle you big pvssy.. haha.. j/k bro enjoy. talk soon.
    responce in bold

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