That would be Washington State.Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
That would be Washington State.Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
What the hell are you doing up in that nasty place. Hit me up when you get a free weekend well go to vegas or something. I'll be there the 23 for my B-day
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Hmmm Im just north of you Juggernaut!!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
well CB you need a real man, lucky I'm here, us Aussies are REAL men, forgot these American "boys" we're as rugged as they come hahahaha.
Good luck in your search, it's hard to find a good partner these days.
you have to try some russian meat before choosing anything
I want healthy one's too...Make those tasty chicken/brown rice wannabe chocolate chip cookies...Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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Don't worry, she got my hopes up too...Originally Posted by Krunchtime
And no, that's not me in my avatar, I'm better looking...
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And if I wasn't trying to kill myself for the company I'd hop in a car and come up to see ya..........give you the opertunity to shoot me down in person. hahahaha I was in Bellevue last December.........I'll have to say that is one beavtiful state. When I saw the mountain I wanted to ditch work and go camping.....without Mart of course.Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Thanks Lost. Really.......not looking right now. If something comes my way .. great. I'm focused on the police academy, getting my new house built and a few other things.Originally Posted by Lostsoul
My thread was more to lighten things up a bit in here
Hey....maybe I'll meet Mr. Right in Las Vegas ;-)![]()
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
i hope to meet Mrs. Right Now, when im in vegasYEA
I think we talked when you were there. It is nice around here. Just sucks sometimes. Not a lot of quality when it comes to guys.
I've been to Bellvue a few times. Ironman and Emerald Cup are both there. Some nice places to eat and shop too.
I'm WAY north actually on a little rock called Whidbey Island. Sigh....
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
See that's the problem. That's all you men want!Originally Posted by whiteyk
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1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
yea thats true....but im still in training with ron and palequail, about the fine school of pimpology 101.
See there, old age is a bitch....yuo're right I think we did talk last time I was in the state. hahahaOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
It doesn't matter where you live....finding the right mate is a tough job. How about this Barb, stop looking. It seems to me when I want something and hunt all over for it I never find it. But when I stop looking and forget all about it...Bam...it seems to find me......except for women.....I think you girls have a black list and I'm at the top. hahahahaha
Originally Posted by whiteyk
It's ok Whitey....I've been guilty of it myself a time or two. Two weeks ago there was this ex-football player, turned Navy pilot...hmmm hmmm hmmm
Uh umm what I really meant to say was.....I'm a pure innocent virgin. Ya that's it..
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Ya, I'm really not looking right now. It would be nice to meet Mr. Right. When it's supposed to happen, it will happen. I'm not a going out to the bars etc kinda girl...I have a feeling that when I get full time into my law enforcement job or when I transfer to my new Navy Job next year....something good will happen. Right now I work in a windowless building and the only people I see are in trouble! Sigh.
I wasn't looking when the last one came along. He just turned out to be an ass!
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
oh where is dark ????????
BAM!!!
Whitey BAMM BAM!!!!
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Well hang in there girl.....pretty soon the right one will come along. It's going to happen....good things happen to nice people and your one of the nice people....not to mention you're a hottie too boot.![]()
I try to believe that....but my luck has been pretty bad.
But thanks luv![]()
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
i like the sound of thatOriginally Posted by purplelaceteddy
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Let's see....you've a career, good looking and own your on home.........marry me? I promise I'll only demand sex every half hour! I'll toss in dinnner out once a week and flowers every other week. I also do house work and love gardening.Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
Everything would be perfect if Juggy was not so **** ugly. It would be like having sex with Egor.
That is total BS! Don't listen to Mart, I had my hump removed two years ago! hahahahahaOriginally Posted by Martha
That is total BS! Don't listen to Mart, I had my hump removed two years ago! hahahahahaOriginally Posted by Martha
I'm in LOVE!Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
It's a date. We'll be like beauty and the beast! HEHEHE. Oh and I have 2.5 acres of forrest around my house.Lots of gardening for you. Every 30 min.....you'd be lucky to get out of bed.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
E tu Barb? E tu.Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
hahahahahaha
Originally Posted by whiteyk
i thought you would...i had to BAM ya twice...just to make sure it really was you![]()
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Ahhhhh I was only kidding. You can be my prince![]()
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
All is forgiven....how bout some make-up sex to commerate our first fall out? hahahahahahaOriginally Posted by Commando_Barbi
Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
AAAHHH make up sex. The only real reason to ever argue.
Hmmm Portland...you can be here in about 4 hours. How about I meet you half way!!!Originally Posted by Juggernaut2148
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Originally Posted by Martha
ok that settles it...i'm mad at ya Mart.......
sooo can we have that make up sex now???![]()
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
LOL PLTI kinda like the make up stuff too
Go for it girl
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
hes just got quite......i guess hes ...mad now...
dern it.....lets make up....cummm here Martie.....boy
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
I'm blushing. :spudniksw
LoL He'll come around eventually!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
well stop blushing....lets get mad.....
i'm ready for some make up sex.....
*tapping her foot on the floor really fast*
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?
Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
You talk me into it. I am no longer mad. Lets get it on. Just be gentle.
Oh my God....I'm so excited! I'm getting all worked up........................uh oh................you mind waiting a little while? I got so excited.............I'm all ready finished. hahahahahahaahahah Sorry Barb.Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
LOL hope you didn't get it on the keyboard. Really messes up the keys I hear.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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