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  1. 03-02-2009, 02:09 AM #1
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    I love anal sex, but my wife doesn't. She has to get drunk on wine before offering it up to me. Though she doesn't mind a nice rim job and a finger. I will take what I can get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by borra View Post
    I love anal sex, but my wife doesn't. She has to get drunk on wine before offering it up to me. Though she doesn't mind a nice rim job and a finger. I will take what I can get.
    Strange that, she loves it with me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Strange that, she loves it with me....
    Of course because it doesn't hurt when something that small is in her. BTW, you left your pink lace undies and penis pump in my room again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by borra View Post
    Of course because it doesn't hurt when something that small is in her. BTW, you left your pink lace undies and penis pump in my room again.
    Hahaha, i was looking for that penis pump...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    Hahaha, i was looking for that penis pump...
    so u can stick it in ur pooper???? u r such a wide arse hole whore
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    How to Ask for anal sex for the first time
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    Introduction
    Proposing for anal sex can be a tedious task, we're here to help!
    Instructions
    Difficulty: Moderately Challenging
    Things You'll Need

    * Balls*

    Step One
    Go to the store and buy a lubricant (i.e. vaseline, petroleum jelly, and in some cases butter will suffice, whatever your preference)

    Step Two
    When you meet up with your partner make sure they are in a good mood that day. It will be hard enough to do this without them biting your head off, so buuying flowers or chocolate will help. (the chocolate adds irony)

    Step Three
    While beginning any "fooling around" try giving them a nudge or a few pokes around their rectum to see how they feel about it. The best reaction would be a playful wink or a bit of a nod, if you feel you can continue, then proceed.

    Step Four
    If you choose to continue in your quest then now is the time for you to do what you set out for, ask for the anal. A great way is by getting out the jelly (or butter) and rubbing around the butt right away so their reaction has to be a positive one.

    Step Five
    If the previous step somehow fails then now is a good time to abandon the plan and go for what they want. Giving them a good licking is a solution known. But it is STILL a good idea to ask for the anal.

    Step Six
    Otherwise, Enjoy!

    And if all this fails...get her loaded and oops babe...wrong whole!!!
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    So i found this chick who is married and love to do anal with me at her place thursday. I will keep u posted on that and yes I will try to get some pictures as well . perverts
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    So i found this chick who is married and love to do anal with me at her place thursday. I will keep u posted on that and yes I will try to get some pictures as well . perverts
    I shall be here waiting for a full update on thursday lol... Full details and all...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    I shall be here waiting for a full update on thursday lol... Full details and all...
    And I will PM as it happened if it happened she is not sure but I know she liked i had to offer she loves rimming and facials so finally i found a dirty bitch
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    this thraed talks a lot about anal, pros and cons, but im interested in how you went about getting it your first time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    this thraed talks a lot about anal, pros and cons, but im interested in how you went about getting it your first time?
    i was 22 she was 38 nice sexy body....no matter how much i fvck her my d!ck wont go down...after 4 times she got prety tired and ask me if i want to try another hole and i said yes...man best time i ever had in there cause compare to her pvssy her ass was much tighter i pounded her for like 20 minutes and it got to a point where she couldnt speak let alone walk. then she waited 2 hrs took shower kiss me good bye and went to her husband...since then I just love anal.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i was 22 she was 38 nice sexy body....no matter how much i fvck her my d!ck wont go down...after 4 times she got prety tired and ask me if i want to try another hole and i said yes...man best time i ever had in there cause compare to her pvssy her ass was much tighter i pounded her for like 20 minutes and it got to a point where she couldnt speak let alone walk. then she waited 2 hrs took shower kiss me good bye and went to her husband...since then I just love anal.....
    nice story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    nice story.
    i thought u wanted to know how it started...thats how it strted...what can i say i am a horney motherfvcker......
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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp View Post
    this thraed talks a lot about anal, pros and cons, but im interested in how you went about getting it your first time?
    continuous pestering works. lol! bring it up and keep shooting for it, she wil give in eventually. a few drinks for her always helps
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust View Post
    continuous pestering works. lol! bring it up and keep shooting for it, she wil give in eventually. a few drinks for her always helps

    and always have 2 enema's stored in the cabinet...
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    I've had two different married girls tell me they didn't feel they were cheating if they took it in the ass, no argument here
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    I've had two different married girls tell me they didn't feel they were cheating if they took it in the ass, no argument here
    want to introduce those two to me?? lol wow, i need to meet some girls with those morals and open asses.
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    ^^ some rope and a knife also does the trick...
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    Is thread has evolved into something special lol, very educational...
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  22. 03-03-2009, 06:04 PM #22
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    My wife finds that after she drinks some wine she can relax enough so its enjoyable. She also likes to use her "Pocket Rocket" on her clit while I am being her back door man.

    Check this out. This is from http://www.sexinchrist.com/
    Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by luxifer93 View Post
    I've had two different married girls tell me they didn't feel they were cheating if they took it in the ass, no argument here
    Quote Originally Posted by borra View Post
    My wife finds that after she drinks some wine she can relax enough so its enjoyable. She also likes to use her "Pocket Rocket" on her clit while I am being her back door man.

    Check this out. This is from http://www.sexinchrist.com/
    What did I tell you guys, this is what I'm talking about!
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    I like anal.. and I dont know what you guys are talking about. with poop and all.. because never seen anything like that.. yuck.. Usually its when I am super turned on is when I tell him to **** my ass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by elaine View Post
    I like anal.. and I dont know what you guys are talking about. with poop and all.. because never seen anything like that.. yuck.. Usually its when I am super turned on is when I tell him to **** my ass...
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    Quote Originally Posted by elaine View Post
    I like anal.. and I dont know what you guys are talking about. with poop and all.. because never seen anything like that.. yuck.. Usually its when I am super turned on is when I tell him to **** my ass...
    Really? can you please elaborate on this with greater detail,and please type real slow and soft......so I can
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    Really? can you please elaborate on this with greater detail,and please type real slow and soft......so I can
    hey she is in canada...leave her alone she is all mine...mine i tell u
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    hey she is in canada...leave her alone she is all mine...mine i tell u
    hey, you never know, if she likes anal, maybe she would like the both of us at the same time...... you take the front door, I'll take the back......lolol

    J/K Elaine........maybe.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    hey, you never know, if she likes anal, maybe she would like the both of us at the same time...... you take the front door, I'll take the back......lolol

    J/K Elaine........maybe.....
    hmmmm.....intresting.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MOS View Post
    hey, you never know, if she likes anal, maybe she would like the both of us at the same time...... you take the front door, I'll take the back......lolol

    J/K Elaine........maybe.....
    sorry guys dont go that way.. how about you guys start and I will watch... and cowboy canuck, I heard of this movie where this cowboy liked anal as welll.. what movie was that. hmmm.. just kidding .. .lol
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    So, is this a guide for men to do to women,or for men to do to DSM ???....lolol


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    Too funny....
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    ^^^At least with anal those two won't have kids
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