'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

oh wonderful. got 9 hours of sleep last night. had sex before going to sleep and upon waking up 2 hours ago. now im at work. the sun is shining, the boss isnt here yet. and i got a fridge full of food. im a lucky lucky man. how bout you main man Shifty??

[ChuckLee]

How the hell can you afford to sleep all that fvkin time???

[ChuckLee]

This morning I was late for work

[shifty_git]

all good thanks duk!

was up early, hit the gym, whored with chuck, get to go back to sleep later 4 a few hours b4 work - pretty good day!

got the farts though

[ChuckLee]

Fart is fun

[shifty_git]

This morning I was late for work

drive like a crazy fool to get there quicker?

[Dukkit]

How the hell can you afford to sleep all that fvkin time???

im lucky. i work, then i go to the gym. then the rest of the day is for me. plus i didnt get that much sleep the night before remember?/ so i made up for it last night.

[Dukkit]

This morning I was late for work

been working here for a year. and never late once. have only taken one sick day also. ima good boy!!

[shifty_git]

been working here for a year. and never late once. have only taken one sick day also. ima good boy!!

ass kisser

[Dukkit]

all good thanks duk!

was up early, hit the gym, whored with chuck, get to go back to sleep later 4 a few hours b4 work - pretty good day!

got the farts though

sounds like a decent day. its only 837 AM here in USA. so i got the whole day ahead of me.

[Dukkit]

ass kisser

well i live 2 blocks away from work. so its tough to make an excuse to be late. hahaha

[shifty_git]

well i live 2 blocks away from work. so its tough to make an excuse to be late. hahaha

Move further away!

Or turn up late and tell ya boss you got 'male problems' - will confuse the feck out of him and raise a few eyebrows - but bet they wont wanna go into it!

[ChuckLee]

Sorry for the lack of whoring, I was revising my diet

[Dukkit]

Sorry for the lack of whoring, I was revising my diet

something i need to do. gains are gettin slow.

[Dukkit]

Move further away!

Or turn up late and tell ya boss you got 'male problems' - will confuse the feck out of him and raise a few eyebrows - but bet they wont wanna go into it!

hahah, or he will invite me over to his house for some fun time cuz he's gay. hahahaha

[shifty_git]

hahah, or he will invite me over to his house for some fun time cuz he's gay. hahahaha

might be worth a promotion and extra $$$$!

just close ya eyes and think of nice things....

[Dukkit]

^^ ahhhhh!!!!

[shifty_git]

^^ ahhhhh!!!!

^^^^^ and make that noise so he think's ya enjoying it!

[shifty_git]

+1 post count

[ChuckLee]

It's not fair.
+1 for me too

[jaydub]

word up

[shifty_git]

i reckon within 2 weeks you overtake my post count

[shifty_git]

word up

word down

[jaydub]

and all around

[Dukkit]

lets get this post count up.

[jaydub]

i'm not even at 1000 yet... i'm friggin lame man

[shifty_git]

i'm not even at 1000 yet... i'm friggin lame man

whore it like paris hilton when she needs some publicity!

[jaydub]

whore it like paris hilton when she needs some publicity!

hahaha

[ChuckLee]

whore it like paris hilton when she needs some publicity!

Then he'll beat swolecat on post count

[jaydub]

hmmmm... i should try to up my count eh?..

[jaydub]

i can try at least.

[jaydub]

i hate that 30 second thing....

[jaydub]

just trying to whore it up a little...

[jaydub]

so difficult to be on the internet and not surf some porn

[jaydub]

it's that damn testosterone!!!

[jaydub]

aw... who am i kidding?.. i love the stuff.

[jaydub]

well. guess i'll head back and see what the other threads are sayin..

[jaydub]

yeah, it really gets lonely here..... ECHO!!!!......echo......echo..

[shifty_git]

30 second rule sucks monkey balls!

[shifty_git]

my balls need playing with