girlfriend is too wet!!!

[novastepp]

just go down on her and suck it all up baby. going down on a girl could be the greatest thing in the whole world. who complains about wetness? you make me sick man. BEAT IT UP!!!

p.s. i love the squirt too

[novastepp]

[ecs44]

If you ever have a squirtter youll marry her ........I did,have to do it on a shower curtain

[realtalk]

where is the wet pussy it is a must have

[realtalk]

good to eat too lots of vitamins and minerals great way to start and end the day part of a balanced nutrition

[Flagg]

The wetter the better!!

[Superhuman]

like i said I just taught my girl how to squirt and she's getting better and better at it.... I ****in love it. if u don't know much about female ejaculation then check it out on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

[rockbottom]

like i said I just taught my girl how to squirt and she's getting better and better at it.... I ****in love it. if u don't know much about female ejaculation then check it out on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

How did you TEACH that?? Tell, tell, tell.

[Superhuman]

How did you TEACH that?? Tell, tell, tell.

well it took a long time.

The 1st step was to get her comfortable peeing in front of me when I was in the bathroom with her. This was about a year after being together that she could finally take a piss while I watched her.

2nd, so one night when we were drunk and I was eating her out in the bathroom and I asked her if she had to pee cause I wanted to watch her. She started to pee and she pushed my head down into her pussy and pissed in my mouth and it was HOT! From that point on she was comfortable releasing fluid during sex

3rd, she had to learn to both squeeze out and keep relaxed at the same time which took a while. At first she could only squirt in reverse cowgirl position because my dick would ram her G-Spot and at the same time I would finger her clit really fast.

Now, she's so comfortable with it that she can squirt while only fingering herself which is pretty cool - she doesn't squirt alot, just a dribble when she does it herself but when she squirts during sex it's an explosion! lol

And for those of you who are skeptical and think that Female Ejaculate is just piss you're wrong. There are times where she and I peed with eachother as foreplay before sex and then during sex with an empty bladder she squirted all over - soaking our comforter and mattress. BTW, squirt is really sweet because it's made up mainly of fructose and glucose.

Similarly, pee can taste really sweet too if you make sure she drinks a lot of diet drinks before hand because Artificial sweeteners aren't absorbed and instead pass right through

[Deltsarehot8]

well it took a long time.

The 1st step was to get her comfortable peeing in front of me when I was in the bathroom with her. This was about a year after being together that she could finally take a piss while I watched her.

2nd, so one night when we were drunk and I was eating her out in the bathroom and I asked her if she had to pee cause I wanted to watch her. She started to pee and she pushed my head down into her pussy and pissed in my mouth and it was HOT! From that point on she was comfortable releasing fluid during sex

3rd, she had to learn to both squeeze out and keep relaxed at the same time which took a while. At first she could only squirt in reverse cowgirl position because my dick would ram her G-Spot and at the same time I would finger her clit really fast.

Now, she's so comfortable with it that she can squirt while only fingering herself which is pretty cool - she doesn't squirt alot, just a dribble when she does it herself but when she squirts during sex it's an explosion! lol

And for those of you who are skeptical and think that Female Ejaculate is just piss you're wrong. There are times where she and I peed with eachother as foreplay before sex and then during sex with an empty bladder she squirted all over - soaking our comforter and mattress. BTW, squirt is really sweet because it's made up mainly of fructose and glucose.

Similarly, pee can taste really sweet too if you make sure she drinks a lot of diet drinks before hand because Artificial sweeteners aren't absorbed and instead pass right through

Thanks now my personal life is all over the board

[Andorious]

peeing on his face eh?

Thanks now my personal life is all over the board

how very awkward

[G-1000]

well it took a long time.

The 1st step was to get her comfortable peeing in front of me when I was in the bathroom with her. This was about a year after being together that she could finally take a piss while I watched her.

2nd, so one night when we were drunk and I was eating her out in the bathroom and I asked her if she had to pee cause I wanted to watch her. She started to pee and she pushed my head down into her pussy and pissed in my mouth and it was HOT! From that point on she was comfortable releasing fluid during sex

3rd, she had to learn to both squeeze out and keep relaxed at the same time which took a while. At first she could only squirt in reverse cowgirl position because my dick would ram her G-Spot and at the same time I would finger her clit really fast.

Now, she's so comfortable with it that she can squirt while only fingering herself which is pretty cool - she doesn't squirt alot, just a dribble when she does it herself but when she squirts during sex it's an explosion! lol

And for those of you who are skeptical and think that Female Ejaculate is just piss you're wrong. There are times where she and I peed with eachother as foreplay before sex and then during sex with an empty bladder she squirted all over - soaking our comforter and mattress. BTW, squirt is really sweet because it's made up mainly of fructose and glucose.

Similarly, pee can taste really sweet too if you make sure she drinks a lot of diet drinks before hand because Artificial sweeteners aren't absorbed and instead pass right through

My wife is haveing a problem with squirting. I will get her to do it sooner or later.

[firmechicano831]

I like wet pussy too. It just makes you're dick slide better. Anyone ever licked their gf ass and get a fart in the face. ? lol

[firmechicano831]

I'd like to date a lesbian once because they really teach you where to lick and how to work it.

[firmechicano831]

What I dont like about licking pussy is when the girls don't shave and you get a hair stuck in youre tounge. That ****en sucks.

[rockbottom]

Also on Wikipedia - goes along with my dumpster diving theory . . .

Expulsion of copious amounts of fluid from the vagina is called profuse vaginal discharge and can have several different causes:

• physiological discharge - an abundant amount of discharge with no underlying medical disorder;

• infection or sexually transmitted disease - presents with typical symptoms including itch, odor and / or redness; or

• a sexually transmitted infection such as Trichomonas Vaginalis which will often present without typical symptoms.[

[rockbottom]

And for those of you (like me) seeking to teach the phenomenon:

Outside the realm of pornography, author and sexologist Carol Queen has produced an instructional video (starring herself) that purports to teach female ejaculation to women not previously able to achieve it. Sex Educator Dr. Susan Block has produced an instructional video called "Dr. Suzy's Squirt Salon" featuring G-Spot Female Ejaculation Expert Deborah Sundahl teaching her to squirt, as well as demonstrations from voluminous ejaculator Annie Body and Tantric ejaculatrix Leila Swan, and extreme close-up footage of the G-Spot before, after and during ejaculation

[firmechicano831]

I tell you, anyone that tries to read all these post that been up. It probably take them about 30 min to an hour just to read something on pussy. lol
Really I don't think any women would spend this kind of time if it were dick. lol but then again we are men.

[realtalk]

is his girl friend still wet maybe I need to go over there and dry it out some

[firmechicano831]

Yeah maybe we can double team her. After were done I'm sure its probably going to be soaking wet.

[AllGearedUp]

I cant believe im reading this. What the F is the problem? OMG. Its so hot. At least you know shes turned on. Just bury your face in it and lick it dry. Dont forget the ass too bro.

[HORSE~]

I like wet snatch page 10!!!!!!!!!

[G-1000]

I like wet snatch page 10!!!!!!!!!

I may be wrong buy i thought page 9 was after 8.

[taiboxa]

I may be wrong buy i thought page 9 was after 8.

yeah
that post definetly needs to go in the AR hall of shame R-Tard thread!

[HORSE~]

yeah
that post definetly needs to go in the AR hall of shame R-Tard thread!

[HORSE~]

I may be wrong buy i thought page 9 was after 8.

OPP's.....

[firmechicano831]

It's like this, If Vida Guerra or Beyonce were in a room with you and they had this sexy skirt or dress on and said can you lick this pussy. It's not like you're going to say " damm that pussy is to wet for me. I can't lick that!" I'd be in that pussy before she said her first word. lol

[firmechicano831]

Yeah in the Retart thread. lol

[realtalk]

aww come on this is good for your health as well

[realtalk]

I wonder if rosie odonnel gets wet

[realtalk]

damn superman now I have to go pee

[ecs44]

Mine squirts 6-7 feet over and over,it takes them time to learn and comfortable doing it .but its the best.You know your getting the job done when she soaks the bed -floor-comforter-towels ect............god i love my squirter girl......their talented

[STYLE74]

LOL..................................Still going & going & going & going.......LMAO

[STYLE74]

I love it!!!

[CSAR]

Superhuman, I can't believe you drank her wee wee...

Well, at least it's warm and sterile.

[ecs44]

who started this thread anyway?Its so long I forgot

[ecs44]

only thing better than a squirter would be two at the same time,bring the mask and snorkel

[realtalk]

[firmechicano831]

Damm guys this has been a really good thread.

[CSAR]

I better get in one more before the lockdown and help this thread on its way to page 10....

I wanna see billboards across America with Superhuman's face sporting a female jizz moustache (like a milk moustache that we all got when we were kids) along with the words -
Got wet?