Ask a Black Man.....

[Hazard]

do you wear geri curls? lolololol

~Haz~

[Hazard]

How do black women grow a "shelf" butt ??

I mean specific exercises that is..

This is definately genetic...... it has to do with their sacrum (sp?)(tail bone)

I was observing a disc replacement in the OR on a woman who was having the L5-S1 disc replaced. I was looking at her x-rays with the doc and he pointed to her x-ray and said "shes got a ghetto booty...... you see how her sacrum is angled more outward.....? That creates the ghetto booty"



~Haz~

[Hazard]

thats why we love you bro. I want to start a "ASK AN ASIAN GUY" but I could not take critisism and might get pissed LOL.

Is rice a staple in your diet? What do you do if your cutting?



~Haz~

[Pocketbattleship2B]

if you're not there to hear the tree fall in the forrest.... does it make a sound?

~Haz~

That's exactly how I was going to put it.

[Hazard]

do black people use coco butter more than whites?

~Haz~

[Hazard]

why do "african american" men like really fat white women?

~Haz~

[jbm]

[Hazard]

alrite...... im gunna stop before a pimped out 1986 cadillac rolls past my house with guns blazzing out the windows...... LOLOLOLOL

~Haz~

[jbm]

[WARMachine]

i find these hard to believe considering the fact that it was the whiteman who went kidnapped "brothers-n-sisiters" ffrom the motherland to brought in america. I think u are a 30 year old with a 10 year old brain in this board. Lol

kidnapped? You do know that some leaders of tribes in africa actually sold their "brothers" to the dutch slave traders? Youre a moron.


is that right? Tell me more about that? Lol

dear j431s,
nobody likes you and your stupid comments and your stupid threads. Why would you put yourself through this on a daily basis, is this your only souce of social activity? You are ruining this board and the expierience for alot of other people. Please leave and never come back. We all hate you. Go away troll.
Sincerely ~ britishcolumbian

laugh my fvckin ass off!!!!!!!!

[jbm]

laugh my fvckin ass off!!!!!!!!

[vpchill]

would you care to introduce me to some of the black girls you know. Preferably the ones that won't key my car or break my windows if I make em mad.

Certainly. They may call and harass you at work tho. lol

I have been eating a can of tuna everyday for a long long time, recently my g/f heard something about to much tuna and mercury poisining blah blah blah, she wont let up on me, I almost have to sneek my tuna. And because I'm not going to stop eating tuna everyday, My question is this:
What can I tell her so that she leaves me alone on this?

Tell her you read a study that says the less tuna a man eats the more anal sex he will need.

I love watching black comedians because I find some of then to be better than most white comedians but my question is this.As a white man,who laughs when black comedians are abusing white people, is there anything wrong with me laughing when black comedians tell jokes about black people that would be unexceptable for a white man to tell,if there are no black people around to hear me laugh at the joke? Just out of curiosity?

Laff away. I thought it was funny when the dude from sienfeld went on a racial tirade!

if you're not there to hear the tree fall in the forrest.... does it make a sound?

~Haz~

Only in the Magical forrest

[vpchill]

do you wear geri curls? lolololol

~Haz~

I had geri curls at 10yrs old. You need more bottles of activator than you need engine oil..
lol

do black people use coco butter more than whites?

~Haz~

I think we do, I hate cocoa butter tho. Too greasy

why do "african american" men like really fat white women?

~Haz~

More cushion for the pushin

alrite...... im gunna stop before a pimped out 1986 cadillac rolls past my house with guns blazzing out the windows...... LOLOLOLOL

~Haz~

No drive-bys between 915pm and 1130pm. Its an unrwitten rule

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Are ther any of the not-so-negative stereotypes ( bigger penis,better dancers, good at basketball ect.) that do p!ss you off?

[BritishColumbian]

Tell her you read a study that says the less tuna a man eats the more anal sex he will need.

You dont Know my G/F, she would be ok with this, she is a dirt dirty girl.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

You dont Know my G/F, she would be ok with this, she is a dirt dirty girl.

I don't know what to say to this.
She will do all sorts of dirty stuff for you and you are annoyed that she nags you about tuna?Most women nag until you ears fall off and if you suggest anal they look at you like you asked to cut her legs off.Surely the dirty sex makes up for her b!tching every now and then,if it wasn't the tuna it would be something else anyway.

[vpchill]

Are ther any of the not-so-negative stereotypes ( bigger penis,better dancers, good at basketball ect.) that do p!ss you off?

Nah, When you know the truth it shudnt matter wut people think.
- Im sure everyone has sterotypes that have been drilled into their head.

You dont Know my G/F, she would be ok with this, she is a dirt dirty girl.

LOL. I like her already. Tell her its the Tuna or the door!

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Honest question.Do you like fried chicken?I personally love it how about you?

[vpchill]

Honest question.Do you like fried chicken?I personally love it how about you?

I love fried chiken, But it has to be made right. If you ever here a black person claim they dont just eat any fried chiken its because they have a family memeber (in my case my gma) who makes it so good you just wont settle for inferior fried chiken.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Ok this one is a little more delicate.I have seen a few things, films mostly, which imply that black women have a problem with black men who date/marry white women.Is this true in your experiance or is it just some women who feel like this?What would your mother say if you brought home a white woman?

[stack_it]

Why do some blacks and straight gangsta white guys(lol) drive a cadillac and blare blown speakers while cruising through the hood with the seat leaned so far back that you can order from a drive thru out the back window?

[vpchill]

Ok this one is a little more delicate.I have seen a few things, films mostly, which imply that black women have a problem with black men who date/marry white women.Is this true in your experiance or is it just some women who feel like this?What would your mother say if you brought home a white woman?

Well my mothers white. I told her im not sure why my pops wanted a white woman. I mean my mother was a dime in her day, but jmo.
- She wud probly laff.
As for Black women, thats usually true with ball players. They mad that the black men with money choose white women.

Why do some blacks and straight gangsta white guys(lol) drive a cadillac and blare blown speakers while cruising through the hood with the seat leaned so far back that you can order from a drive thru out the back window?

Seat back, hat low while gripping woodgrain / beats on high so they know I aint a game.
I guess thats gangsta to them.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Are the majority of your friends black or white or neither?

[vpchill]

Are the majority of your friends black or white or neither?

Black, but when I was involved in criminal activities I hung with Rich White people. I have friends from many countries too.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Black, but when I was involved in criminal activities I hung with Rich White people. I have friends from many countries too.

Damn crackers, dragging honest, decent black men into their criminal underworld.
(BTW I am white so I can say cracker)

[vpchill]

Damn crackers, dragging honest, decent black men into their criminal underworld.
(BTW I am white so I can say cracker)

LOL. I say it all the time

[Pocketbattleship2B]

LOL. I say it all the time

You racist,what would your mother say?

[jbm]

[*RAGE*]

I did someone say cracker, my eat above my redneck poped up...

[jbm]

[BritishColumbian]

I don't know what to say to this.
She will do all sorts of dirty stuff for you and you are annoyed that she nags you about tuna?Most women nag until you ears fall off and if you suggest anal they look at you like you asked to cut her legs off.Surely the dirty sex makes up for her b!tching every now and then,if it wasn't the tuna it would be something else anyway.

I wasnt asking you, I was asking the black man. But thanks for your .2mg

[stack_it]

I did someone say cracker, my eat above my redneck poped up...

Is this English? Lolol

[higherdesire]

I did someone say cracker, my eat above my redneck poped up...

Is this English? Lolol

This is rebonics (redneck phonics) we are lobbying legislators now to see if we can get it recognized as a legitmate language. Stay tuned! We are organizing a million man hunt to support this movement, the hunt will be in Texas only and no outsiders are welcomed, so you may have to do something in your own state. Maybe we can do a 52 million man hunting day?

[vpchill]

Is this English? Lolol

Thats Redneck

This is rebonics (redneck phonics) we are lobbying legislators now to see if we can get it recognized as a legitmate language. Stay tuned! We are organizing a million man hunt to support this movement, the hunt will be in Texas only and no outsiders are welcomed, so you may have to do something in your own state. Maybe we can do a 52 million man hunting day?

I already signed the petition.

[Pocketbattleship2B]

Vpchill, you are black,have a white mother and can get away with calling white people crackers the whole time.Are you currently president of anywhere?

[vpchill]

Vpchill, you are black,have a white mother and can get away with calling white people crackers the whole time.Are you currently peresident of anywhere?

Id like to think Im president of NY. Im also president of my own fan club.

lol

[higherdesire]

Id like to think Im president of NY. Im also president of my own fan club.

lol

Do you get along with him?

[vpchill]

Do you get along with him?

We're the Greatest like that guy HD from the Mens Room...

- Plug

[ni4ni]

wow...leave for 2 days & got all this reading to do.
u guys r 2 funny!!

[CBGB]

Do black people really like Kat Williams? Or is he just as annoying to you guys?