'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Amorphic]

my buddy has this bike, its the best gd thing ever.

[jAcKeD!!!!]

all you can eat dinner tonight and casino.. im feeelin lucky

[shifty_git]

Happy birthday Jacked!!!!

[Kratos]

yeah, I have a full suspension mountain bike too. The road bike is kinda a one trick pony. You have to get the shoes on and all that, check the tire pressure, put on your ultra gay biking gear, plan on wasting a few hours on the road only. I do some trail riding with the mountain bike and it's nice to have something to just jump on and go anywhere.

Hands down though, road biking is more fun and way more of a thrill than mountain biking. I have been pulled over by police for passing cars on the double yellow. Hit speeds over 50mph going down hills. It's more scary than a motorcycle, you really feel the speed. If it wern't for the clothes, more people would see how badass the sport is.

The events like the tour get exciting when you know who the players are, but I won't watch anymore. You're favorite rider can be in the lead, next thing you no he's pulled outta the race for juicing. Those guys are crazy though, watch them decend a mountain in the alps sometime, they hit like 60-70mph down curvy mountain roads.

[Amorphic]

yeah, I have a full suspension mountain bike too. The road bike is kinda a one trick pony. You have to get the shoes on and all that, check the tire pressure, put on your ultra gay biking gear, plan on wasting a few hours on the road only. I do some trail riding with the mountain bike and it's nice to have something to just jump on and go anywhere.

Hands down though, road biking is more fun and way more of a thrill than mountain biking. I have been pulled over by police for passing cars on the double yellow. Hit speeds over 50mph going down hills. It's more scary than a motorcycle, you really feel the speed. If it wern't for the clothes, more people would see how badass the sport is.

The events like the tour get exciting when you know who the players are, but I won't watch anymore. You're favorite rider can be in the lead, next thing you no he's pulled outta the race for juicing. Those guys are crazy though, watch them decend a mountain in the alps sometime, they hit like 60-70mph down curvy mountain roads.

yeah i used to ride a ton, lots of dirtjumping and freeriding.

i didnt know road bikes went that fast, thats intense

[Kratos]

There are always some good crashes every year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwsA8...eature=related

[Kratos]

notice how he keeps riding with his bloody ass hanging out

[shifty_git]

My first post as a monitor whore!!! woo hoo!!

[Dukkit]

My first post as a monitor whore!!! woo hoo!!

HOLY COW!! you da man!!!!!!!!

[Kratos]

can you be as big of a whore still, or do they expect you to set a good example or something?

[ChuckLee]

your more of a whore now

[shifty_git]

well know i need to be polite and set a good example... but in front of you guys, fuk it!

WHORE

[shifty_git]

damn... still have to wait 30 seconds.... gutted

[ChuckLee]

damn... still have to wait 30 seconds.... gutted

What did you espect

[shifty_git]

i thought id be given all new whoring super powers.....

i dont feel special any more....

[Kratos]

It took forever to get the puke to get down the sink.

[shifty_git]

why u pukin kratos?

[Kratos]

why u pukin kratos?

grain alcohol (195 proof) and OJ

[ChuckLee]

Now that you are a monitor shifty, can you direct me to a legit source?

[Amorphic]

grain alcohol (195 proof) and OJ

grossss

[shifty_git]

Now that you are a monitor shifty, can you direct me to a legit source?

Best sauce ive used...

[jada64]

Chuck is looking for a good BBQ source huh?

[SMCengineer]

Best sauce ive used...

Mmmm I'm gonna have to go BBQ some chicken now.

[ChuckLee]

BJ sauces

[shifty_git]

Gentleman's relish?

[SMCengineer]

BJ sauces

The only BJ sauce I know of is vagina juice. To marinate just stick in the vag for a few mins take it out and stuff in her mouth. Tasty!

[Kratos]

someone should invent like a condom made out of those underwear you eat. In case you bring a fat chick home, give her some incentive to give you a bj.

[SMCengineer]

^^why would you bring a fat chick home?

[jada64]

bah, im bored. Whats up whores?

[Kratos]

^^why would you bring a fat chick home?

no reason, just incase you did, it's been known to happen

[shifty_git]

someone should invent like a condom made out of those underwear you eat. In case you bring a fat chick home, give her some incentive to give you a bj.

A bad habbit you should never reveal in public.

[Kratos]

They're like scooter's, fun til your friends see you riding it.

[SMCengineer]

^^my dick wouldn't be able to reach her vagina.

[Kratos]

^^my dick wouldn't be able to reach her vagina.

sounds like a personal problem

[SMCengineer]

That's a problem I'm willing to accept considering she probably has about 12 inches of vagina fat.

[Kratos]

just grab a fold and fvck it

[shifty_git]

That's a problem I'm willing to accept considering she probably has about 12 inches of vagina fat.

Why you need vagina? pick a roll on her and lube it.

[Kratos]

any of you whores use MT-2, I was thinking of turning myself into a black person for summer.

[SMCengineer]

Just use the sun.

[Kratos]

so on my bike ride yesterday, these guys were I was riding with are like 35-40 years old but still cool. Me and one of the guys were talking about old dirty bastard and DMX. Another one of the guys says, my gf wouldn't let me listen to that stuff in the house. I was like WTF. How is a woman going to tell you what you are allowd to listen to, provided there arn't kids involved. I was in shock.