'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Kratos]

Try to wack and drive if you want a challenge...last time I did this I was leaving the DMV, all the hot little 17 year olds getting their licence. I couldn't make it home.

[shifty_git]

I hate when ya get a bone when ya driving and have to unzip ya flies cause its hurting to get out....

especially when ya gran's in the passenger seat....

[FREAK]

i hate when u zip your hog up in your fly while driving yeeeeoooch

[FREAK]

dont just sit there bust a move

[FREAK]

allright stop!Callaborate and listen ice is back with a bran new invention

[FREAK]

Somethin graps a hold of me tightly

[FREAK]

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

[FREAK]

will it ever stop yo?i dont know turn off the lights and i'll glow

[FREAK]

to the extreme i rock the mic like a vandel,light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle

[FREAK]

dance,caress the speaker that booms

[FREAK]

killin your brain like a poisoness mushroom

[shifty_git]

you serenade us so well freak!!!

oi oi!

[RANA]

Sup ladies?

[FREAK]

deadly,when i a play dope melody

[FREAK]

anything less than the best is a felony

[FREAK]

love it or leave it better gain way,u better get bulls eye the kid dont play

[FREAK]

if theres a problem u better get loose

[RANA]

Are you chatting with yourself Freak?

[FREAK]

ice ice baby too cold

[FREAK]

well the sun is settin on my time,and now rising upon yours

[RANA]

Freak is on crack

[FREAK]

my 10 gallon hat is 5 gallons flat

[FREAK]

u say its your birthday,Its my birthday too ya

[Kratos]

I'm too tired to stay out and drink anymore but I don't want to sleep yet, happy bithday freak

[DSM4Life]

I'm too tired to stay out and drink anymore but I don't want to sleep yet, happy bithday freak

I am feeling the same way.

[Kratos]

hey dsm, two gay guys in a burning building, who gets out first?

[Kratos]

give up? The guy on the bottom, his shit's already packed.

[Kratos]

a blind man walks past a fish market. He says "hello ladies"

[DSM4Life]

A Hillbilly was F***kin his sister- she laughs. He says what's so funny? She says you F*** like dad. He says i know, mom told me.

[Kratos]

maybe I shouldn't quit my day job

[DSM4Life]

maybe I shouldn't quit my day job

+2

[DSM4Life]

My bed is looking so comfortable right now, wanna come see ?

[Kratos]

Do I get to be the big spoon?

[DSM4Life]

Sure why not. I only have one rule, no cloths.

[Kratos]

I better keep my underwear on so I can't have gay sex by accident

[DSM4Life]

I better keep my underwear on so I can't have gay sex by accident

NO CLOTHS ! Oh, and if you want we could have some shots before bed...just because.

[Kratos]

It's a deal, I'm such a slut when I'm drunk though.

[DSM4Life]

Well im off to bed, i have squats tomorrow. Lateeeee

[Amorphic]

im tired of this shit. Im 18 so im too young for juice? **** that juice is gonna be a part of my life just like its a part of yours, so if you cant handle a teen being as big as you, than shut the **** up. Im aware of the side effects, and im a big boy, so im gonna plunge into it, and do what my heart tells me 2, and i appreciate the advice, but ill post my results, and if u have the balls to criticize, then do so. Im sorry you couldnt unpersuade me, but i appreciate the effort. Peace to all, and i wish safe cycles to you all. Peace!

im gonna go for some cypionate, and maybe even throw some dbol in there, and if you wanna help a youngsta on the way, then **** yeah, but either way, im gonna put on some serious muscle, and you better watch out when im in your town, cuz im going all out....Peace Niggaz! **** the police burn down the magistrate **** the prisons live life for the present! do ya thang and dont let ***** get you whipped! peace to you all! so what im drunk! Peace!

yawnn.

[shifty_git]

how many posts do i need to pm? this is pissing me off? shifty git lets box ill fly to the UK to knock you out!

Excuse me?