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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    nothing is going to happen. ruhl is going to puss out

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    Ruhl, I'm going to bed. Pick one already. I gotta be at work in 6 hours. Need sleep.

    or...


    I'm gonna send them all an email (even the old chick) to set something up.

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    i'm not even sure i'm capable of having one of these fling things though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm not even sure i'm capable of having one of these fling things though....
    seriously? Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    seriously? Why?
    because......i get attached.....and i wanna know her.....i dunno, there's a reason i've never just made myself do it......i got the idea somewhere along the line that that act should be special.....not necessarily reserved for THE one but it's a gift that not everyone is deserving of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    because......i get attached.....and i wanna know her.....i dunno, there's a reason i've never just made myself do it......i got the idea somewhere along the line that that act should be special.....not necessarily reserved for THE one but it's a gift that not everyone is deserving of.
    To each their own. I can understand what you are saying. But i think you built it up so much in your head. Sex can be just a fun physical thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    To each their own. I can understand what you are saying. But i think you built it up so much in your head. Sex can be just a fun physical thing.
    i didn't say it couldn't.....but how does one draw a line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    i'm not even sure i'm capable of having one of these fling things though....
    By definition: "FLing thing" directly translates to "sex"

    So what you're really saying is your not sure your capable of having *sex*?
    Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    By definition: "FLing thing" directly translates to "sex"

    So what you're really saying is your not sure your capable of having *sex*?
    Its not hard, the penis is inserted into the vagina, you go back & forth a few times and
    fvck ive been doing it wrong all these years

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    he basically chose the hottie, i think it was #4; that's the most enthusiasm you're gonna get--hook im up already.

    the girl just needs to spike his drink with a little GHB to get him in the mood

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    Morgan has very pretty eyes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    Morgan has very pretty eyes......
    that sucks cause this was all a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69 View Post
    that sucks cause this was all a joke.
    No it wasn't. Don't get him started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    No it wasn't. Don't get him started.
    Sorry I had to do it once.

    ruhl!!

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    Ruhl if you've ever masterbated you are absolutely capable of not making love to a chick and just plowing one out for mankind.

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    well i'm asleep....keep me informed since it is my sex life in the end

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    Can someone help me get laid instead since this is a lost cause it seems to get him laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Unit 39 View Post
    Can someone help me get laid instead since this is a lost cause it seems to get him laid?
    tried it, no go.

    gives me ideas though....

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-Unit 39 View Post
    Can someone help me get laid instead since this is a lost cause it seems to get him laid?
    Wait your turn This has been an on going thing for 2 years.

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    You have to be a true virgin to step ahead of ruhl in line.

    We do need some logical order here.

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    Here you go Ruhl...

    http://www.wifelovers.com

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    so....what's this gonna bring today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    so....what's this gonna bring today?
    That is ALL dependent on you. What the hell are you gonna do? Make a decision already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    That is ALL dependent on you. What the hell are you gonna do? Make a decision already.
    prolly just shoot myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    prolly just shoot myself
    Nah, you'll reserve that if I post that link you sent me in PM with all your pics here because you won't make a damn decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1;414***3
    Nah, you'll reserve that if I post that link you sent me in PM with all your pics here because you won't make a damn decision.
    i liked 1,2, and morgan so far

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    Holy shit. Just checked the email and there is 113 unread messages.

    It better not be any of you guys screwing around making me sort them all.

    Damnit

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    I wuz gonna post a link to a leper swinger's group in Tokyo, but they took down their website.

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    well people are observing anyway....since i went to bed there have been 300+ more views

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    You gotta be pleased somewhat. I mean, this thread has 11 pages and counting!

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    just came back from getting my books and i had a pleasant surprise while out......it seems it's the day that every sorority girl on the planet wears a dress and prances around campus

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    give me the damn password thing or something i wanna sort

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    give me the damn password thing or something i wanna sort
    You are still on your learners permit. You don't get the keys until we get to the driveway to make sure you don't screw it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    You are still on your learners permit. You don't get the keys until we get to the driveway to make sure you don't screw it up.
    no....gimme da keys.....ur not even showing these other girls that apparently replied

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55 View Post
    no....gimme da keys.....ur not even showing these other girls that apparently replied
    What do you know. Now that we have gauged what you like in women, we know what kind of girl you are looking for in regards to looks. So, now you don't even get to see all the candidates. We will run the game, and when we sort out the final candidates, we'll post a full profile here with pics so you can pick which one.

    So far, we have one set up for tonight, one for tomorrow night, Sunday night off, Monday night one, and Wed. night one. I'm working it all out.

    Your meeting candidate #1 tonight here:

    Club Vogue
    912 Business Loop 70 E

    At 11:00 pm.

    See, we got it all worked out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elvisinturn1 View Post
    What do you know. Now that we have gauged what you like in women, we know what kind of girl you are looking for in regards to looks. So, now you don't even get to see all the candidates. We will run the game, and when we sort out the final candidates, we'll post a full profile here with pics so you can pick which one.

    So far, we have one set up for tonight, one for tomorrow night, Sunday night off, Monday night one, and Wed. night one. I'm working it all out.

    Your meeting candidate #1 tonight here:

    Club Vogue
    912 Business Loop 70 E

    At 11:00 pm.

    See, we got it all worked out.

    mk....now are we also aware that i've never been inside a club in my entire life?

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    OMG, this turned into the best thread ever...for the love of Ruhl's penis, do not give him the keys, he'll be writing them love poems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    OMG, this turned into the best thread ever...for the love of Ruhl's penis, do not give him the keys, he'll be writing them love poems.
    will not....i swear

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    well you all may have accomplished one thing....i've not been thinking about kate today

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