'Official Postwhore Thread'

[Dukkit]

man, imagine if there wasnt a 30 second posting rule. this thread would be a billion posts.

[Dukkit]

time.. is on my side.

[Dukkit]

headaches suck. ive been getting them everyday for the past few months. i get them right in the back of my neck. like its a tension headache. but im not stressed. or tense.

[Dukkit]

back the fVck up, while i fVck this track up!

[Dukkit]

paper work, paper work. i have paper work to do. i dont wanna.

[Dukkit]

so, i was going to say something. but i forget what.

[Dukkit]

i wanna buy a motorcycle. i need some money though.

[Dukkit]

this chick ive been seeing for the past few months, just out of nowhere said that she wanted us to be in a relationship together. i was like... uh, no. i cant really focus on a relationship right now. then she got all teary, sayin shit like, why dont you want me? i have a good job and my own place and a car and blah blah blah. i said, i do want you. if i wanted a relationship, you would be it. but i just cant promise you that i would behave if i got into a relationship right now. then i left.

[Dukkit]

i feel like it was the right thing to do.

[Kratos]

idk, depends, how much money does she make?

[Dukkit]

idk, depends, how much money does she make?

more then me. haha. has a nicer place and car then me too.

[xythan_shadow]

Better to be honest now than to pay for it later.

[xythan_shadow]

Also, I need to learn how to whore more. Who wants to teach me?

[Dukkit]

Also, I need to learn how to whore more. Who wants to teach me?

well i feel that im a professional whore. i mean my custom title even states that. lol. so ill take you under my lat.

i have found that you have to have some form of psychosis in order to be a trully amazing whore. so thats step number one. can you keep yourself occupied under all circumstances? can you keep a conversation going with just yourself? can you laugh at your own jokes? if so then you have whore potential.

[Kratos]

I think I'm a pretty good whore, then again I have raging ADD

[Dukkit]

I think I'm a pretty good whore, then again I have raging ADD

yea, your up there bud. your ahead of me. oh and ADD does help also.

[Dukkit]

PEWN 3,879
RANA 2,353
Kratos 2,302
Amorphic 2,138
FREAK 2,059
dukkitdalaw 1,810
Lexed 1,761
ChuckLee

yep, your 3rd, im 6th.

[Dukkit]

i dont like bein 6th. i gotta get ahead of freak. and Pewn isnt even on the board anymore is he? he shouldnt hold the top spot!!

[Kratos]

sweet pewn and rana are not around, I'm gonna be winning in another 6 months or so

[Kratos]

I think pewn when down in the merc board scandle, he was posting there under the same name. I think they will let him back in time though.

[Dukkit]

yes you will. and i will be right behind you. im going at it full force.

[Dukkit]

whore whore whore

[Dukkit]

i like to whore it in my tighty whiteys!

[Dukkit]

i gotta eat again.

[Kratos]

I don't own any tighty whiteys, my mom would buy them for me when I was younger, and it was all she would buy me. I made the move to boxer shorts around 6th grade and haven't looked back.

[Dukkit]

hah. i dont either. i just thought it was funny to picture in my head.

[Dukkit]

i found some pics of me as a kid and i was wearing suspenders!! i was like mom!! what the hell were you thinkin?

[Dukkit]

wheres abbot at? he keeps me entertained.

[Kratos]

my roomate in college, once in awhile he would clean the bathroom with bleach wearing nothing but his tighty whities so he didn't ruin any clothes. Our bathroom would get pretty nasty.

[Kratos]

et tu dukkit?
Where'd you go?

[Kratos]

gotta clean up the apt when I get home

[Dukkit]

ahh, i had to meet this chick at my place for a lunch time quickie. i feel good now.

[Dukkit]

my roomate in college, once in awhile he would clean the bathroom with bleach wearing nothing but his tighty whities so he didn't ruin any clothes. Our bathroom would get pretty nasty.

it got to the point when i lived with a bunch of my boys that we would take the squirter hose thing from the side of the kitchen sink and just spray the whole kitche down and scrub it all. the fridge, floor, walls, cabinets, and dishes all at one time. lol.

[Kratos]

got any tips for removing a strapless bra duc, I've run into them a few times, I was fumbling around with one a few weeks ago, then she took it off. Not sure how it's done still???

[Kratos]

I don't think there was a clasp in the back, just an adjustment for size. Maybe she just pulled it over her head, I was in the pisser at the time.

[Dukkit]

most strapless nowadays also have the hooks so they can make them into a normal bra with straps. but every strapless ive come across has the simple clasp. hmm, i would just say next time you go to take one off, slip your hands under it and just slip it over her head. fvck it. that way you dont have to worry about a clasp and if she says well no ones ever done that before, just say, yea, i get that alot.

[Dukkit]

i prefer to just rip them off then give them a few bucks to replace it. but thats me.

[Dukkit]

was there a clasp in front? ive come across that before. threw me for a loop. i was like, wheres it at?

[Kratos]

i prefer to just rip them off then give them a few bucks to replace it. but thats me.

lol, yeah I know some come with the straps, I couldn't find a clasp on this bastard. She had a cute little summer dress on. I got that off easy. She laughed at me when I couldn't figure out the bra. I told her to keep her outfits more user friendly from now on.

[Dukkit]

haha, aww, did she make it childproof kratos? hahaah