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  1. 01-25-2005, 07:14 PM #1
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    Talking Opportunity To Bang Middle Aged Heart Broken Woman!

    After careful planning and (mild) stalking I think I can bang an unsuspecting old broad!
    P.S. her exboyfriend had no appendages or teeth and one eye, I think I have a "leg" up on him, or at least an arm.


    Sorry Anabilicboy I couldn't resist!
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    lmao hahahah
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    wtf rofl go for it
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  4. 01-25-2005, 07:52 PM #4
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    Thanks! I feel I can overcome her with my powers of seduction .........and some vodka.
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    dude, why would you wanna bang a chick that goes for dudes with no teeth and one eye? I mean, do hot chicks go for guys that look like sloth?
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  6. 01-25-2005, 07:59 PM #6
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    Yes I think she is very hot, she is only about 230-240 lbs
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    Hit that shìt!!!!
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    Hey 1Vic, it is good to see you are setting those standards high. Happy hunting!
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    I like my women more full figured but she'll do.
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    Another vicious side effect of TEST!
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    Man vicious isn't the word bro, I was thinkin of hangin a pork chop around my neck to entice her, any opinions on that?
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    I feel bad for a man who's game is so bad that he has to pray on some emotionally distraught woman to get laid!

    And p.s.....I know you are kidding but sadly the other one wasn't!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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  13. 01-25-2005, 08:10 PM #13
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    Yeah Barb. Let's get back to the pork chop , grilled or baked for the gal? I think she would like grilled.
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    bump I need some help on the pork chop.
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    careful planning, what are you gonna catch her while joggin in the wooded paark.. and by old broad you mean what..14..15 tops..hahaha
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    those are georgia ages for old broads! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by GetinBig
    Hit that shìt!!!!
    If she's 240 lbs, do so w/a bat!

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    That was a good one SC!
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    Shake and bake that chop....the bag didn't get to 230 by eating grilled skinless boneless. Ha hahahahahha... Tell her JC has some gift certificates to Mc D's I'm not using......lol
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    I say a fried pork chop should entice her more! Deep fry it if you can!
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    I think you may have it johhny, she could NOT resist the deep fry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I feel bad for a man who's game is so bad that he has to pray on some emotionally distraught woman to get laid!

    And p.s.....I know you are kidding but sadly the other one wasn't!

    Exactly, you would be nothing more than a piece of **** if you pursued that knowing she is at a weak point.

    How would you feel if someeon did that to your woman when you guy's first broke up, just because she is split up from this guy does not mean she is emotionally detached from him (in love etc..).

    Console her but do not expect anything in return.
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    I feel that she needs consoling with my penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    I feel that she needs consoling with my penis
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    Whatever you do.... there better be a PART II to this thread....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    I feel that she needs consoling with my penis
    Just spread some cheese wiz on your c@ck.... That will do the job...hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Just spread some cheese wiz on your c@ck.... That will do the job...hahaha

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    That was realy sick, but I cant stop laughing.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    If she's 240 lbs, do so w/a bat!

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    Lmao hahah I just shat myself at that
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    Bro...yuo better not be hitting on my woman......I've got a glass eye on order (saved up fifteen Cap-n-cruch ceral tops and sent in my 3.24) and my teeth should be ready next week. As for my arms...anything you can do with your handfs I cvan do with my feet...And then some Mister! Oh yeah, and my penis drags the ground!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnytour
    I say a fried pork chop should entice her more! Deep fry it if you can!
    hahah Just get a deep fryer big guy.. You can deep fry everything.. healthy foods even... Deep Fried Apples hmmmmm lol
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    yes everything deep fried........... it should make me irresistable! I feel kind weird about her lazy eye................ am I being superficial?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    yes everything deep fried........... it should make me irresistable! I feel kind weird about her lazy eye................ am I being superficial?
    Lazy eye?!!!! Now I know for sure you're after my woman! Whatever you do don't mention anything about her hair lip.
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    LOL You guys are just WRONG....in sooo many ways!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL You guys are just WRONG....in sooo many ways!!
    ME?!!! He's the one after my woman....God I hope she's a woman. hahahahaha
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    I won't mention her hair lip but that brings up another concern, she has a very light beard (much thinner than mine) would it be rude for me to ask her to shave it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    I won't mention her hair lip but that brings up another concern, she has a very light beard (much thinner than mine) would it be rude for me to ask her to shave it?
    Very much so bro......she's growing it out for a part in the next Lord of the Rings movie......she trying out for the troll part. I think she has it in the bag if you ask me. hahahahaha
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    Sorry I had to edit this, she is kinda tall for a troll. She's like 4'-5" I resent the troll remark bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1victor
    Sorry I had to edit this, she is kinda tall for a troll. She's like 4'-5" I resent the troll remark bro.
    She's only 5'4" when laying down....otherwise she's 3' 2". Hey, she's the one who wants the part....and who am I to hold her back from her dream? hahahaha
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    Fine keep da bitch!
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