Here is a list of some Texas laws, have fun:
*When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
*A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
*You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
*Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
*It is illegal to possess an illegal drink.
*A twenty five dollar annual fee is required to possess a dead alligator.
*Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
*It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
*It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
*It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
*A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
*The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a
formula for making beer at home.
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Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
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Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
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Beaumont
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
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Borger
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or
quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
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Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
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Dallas
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
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El Paso
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad
depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."
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Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
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Galveston
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
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Jasper
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.
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LeFors
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
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Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in
someone else's blood stream.
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Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
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Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
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Richardson
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the
street.
It is illegal to do "U Turns".
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San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes
and/or hands.
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Temple
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
You can ride your horse in the saloon.
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
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Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
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Source: http://beer-bytch.com/dumbtxlaws.htm
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