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  1. 02-06-2006, 11:15 PM #1
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    This girl I TA comes into my office and won't leave

    I can never get rid of her. Don't get me wrong, she's a really nice girl and I enjoy talking with her, but ****ing hell I always try to leave a few awkward pauses so she'll get the hint and leave but she never catches on. Today I told her I had to get going to a lecture and she still took another ten minutes to get the **** moving. It's freaking me out. My other office mate just teases me and really isn't helping the situation at all. Maybe I should try shoving her. Hard. And then punching ehr in the clam. She'd probably take a seat in my office to recuperate. Cripes. So ends my bitching rant. Thanks for being a teamplayer and hearing me out. Alright, good talk.
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  2. 02-06-2006, 11:17 PM #2
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    haha! i got a girl at work like that! Sorry bro!! She always asks me to play ping pong at her house! I feel ur pain!
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  3. 02-06-2006, 11:18 PM #3
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    kill her...and steal her bounty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    kill her...and steal her bounty...
    good idea
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    punching in the clam always works. then
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    give her a few roofies
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    Quote Originally Posted by CFH
    punching in the clam always works. then
    Unfortunately you cannot do that. University rules ban it and if she complains, you are screwed up bad time.
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  8. 02-07-2006, 12:35 AM #8
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    lmao..punch her in the clam...
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    It's cause she lacks confidence, and you give her confidence.
    The key to success in this case is "backhanded" compliments my friend... i'll give ya the rundown on it

    basically, a backhanded compliment is like insulting someone in compliment form.

    " well, your grades are definetly better than that outfit/shirt/hair etc. "
    " It's great that you can put a few pounds on and still feel comfortable with yourself"
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  10. 02-07-2006, 09:32 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    lmao..punch her in the clam...
    now thats comedy!
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    she obviously wants to suck you cock then bro, let her touch your penis for ****s sake!
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    Tell her that you would go out with her but your belt buckle is the gravestone for that dead dick you are carrying around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    Tell her that you would go out with her but your belt buckle is the gravestone for that dead dick you are carrying around.
    now that is comedy..ahahah
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    shes not hottt ????
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    make her wear a bag over her fugly head... then slap the bag off and pretend to cry... then tell her you just got her preg... preg with HIV
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    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    make her wear a bag over her fugly head... then slap the bag off and pretend to cry... then tell her you just got her preg... preg with HIV
    That's just plain ole sick and demented. LOL
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    hide under your desk... or just let her touch it
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    I think you sould just bang her.
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    Stick it in her pooper!
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    after your done and she's curled up in a ball crying - make sure you yell at her "and if you tell anyone, i'll ****in kill your family!".. that ussually drives the point home as far as career security is concerned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    Stick it in her pooper!
    co-signed...


    or at least bring it up to see if shes down with it in the stink
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    Pull out an 8 lb dildo from your desk drawer. When she screams out in fear tell her "If I can take it, you can!" Then chase her out the door, dildo in tow, giggling it and screaming TEEHEEHEE!!
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  23. 02-09-2006, 05:59 PM #23
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    crap yourself in front of her, then it would be awkward for her to ever talk to you again.
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    o you'll find out shes a crazy freak and love thats kinda stuff and asks you to take a shit on her chest lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    Stick it in her pooper!
    definately
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    Pull out an 8 lb dildo from your desk drawer. When she screams out in fear tell her "If I can take it, you can!" Then chase her out the door, dildo in tow, giggling it and screaming TEEHEEHEE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    I think you sould just bang her.
    yeah even if shes chubby or ugly or has skunksnatch. Be a team player for god's sake!
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    Try insulting her in a round about way.. it will make her feel uncomfortable to come back..

    A guy kept coming by my desk at my office and it bothered me too.. i did this and low and behold he doesn't come by so much
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    ^you just dont care who you hurt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    ^you just dont care who you hurt...

    not true.. the guy im talking bout made me feel really uncomfortable in my work place
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  31. 02-09-2006, 09:09 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    not true.. the guy im talking bout made me feel really uncomfortable in my work place
    I only offered you exotic teas so you would like me...but now no sweet tea 4 u

    J/K I know how it is...why cant people take a hint!!!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by panasonicbike
    crap yourself in front of her, then it would be awkward for her to ever talk to you again.


    -Bino
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I only offered you exotic teas so you would like me...but now no sweet tea 4 u

    J/K I know how it is...why cant people take a hint!!!...
    I wanted chocolate
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    chocolate tea?...
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    no means yes... yes means im a whore take me now
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    no means yes... yes means im a whore take me now
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