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Thread: Chuck Norris, Arnold, Vin Diesel, and God

  1. 02-09-2006, 11:33 AM #1
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    Chuck Norris, Arnold, Vin Diesel, and God

    One day chuck norris, vin disel, and arnold all die and go to heaven. Well they all get this bright idea that they are going to convince God that they should be God and take his chair from him and then they themselves can rule heaven. So Vin goes up to Him first, and says " I think I should be God because I can drive fast cars and star in some really good moives." God laughs. Next Arnold goes up to him and says " I think I should be God becuase I am nice to all of the people in Cali-forn-ia and I am keeping people from smoking" and God again laughs. Finally Chuck Norris goes up to God and says "Hey buddy I think your in my chair".......
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  2. 02-09-2006, 11:36 AM #2
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    very funny..
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  3. 02-09-2006, 11:41 AM #3
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  4. 02-09-2006, 12:14 PM #4
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    lol very funny
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  5. 02-09-2006, 12:35 PM #5
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    Hahahahahah nice one
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  6. 02-09-2006, 12:48 PM #6
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    lol damn. chuck is a punk
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  7. 02-09-2006, 12:52 PM #7
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    LOL. i love all this Chuck Norris sh!t.
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  9. 02-09-2006, 02:18 PM #9
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    I saw that one coming. Heard a funny one on Bob And Tom Show yesterday.
    Magician on stage pulls a 5lb hammer out of his bag of tricks. Pulls a drunk out of the audiance and tells him to hit him on the temple. Drunk looks at him like he's crazy, "You want me to kill you?"
    "No, it's a trick," says the magician and lays his on the side on a table.
    Drunk says "Alright," halls back and wham!
    Ten years later the magician wakes up from a coma and says "Ta-da!"
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    !!!!! (at the chuck joke)
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  11. 02-09-2006, 05:20 PM #11
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  12. 02-09-2006, 05:37 PM #12
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  14. 02-10-2006, 05:09 PM #14
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    I figured Chuck would just roundhouse kid God in the face??
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I figured Chuck would just roundhouse kid God in the face??

    I was waiting for that as well. The joke was pretty good though.....
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    On a local radio station there is a Chuck Norris update every day...hillarious stuff...each day will be something different, like:
    Chuch Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with finger, by pointing and saying "bang!"...or A 130lb Asian man won a hot-dog eating contest by eating 300 hotdogs in 30 minutes...Chuck Norris ate 3 Asian guys in 30 seconds." Strange but funny stuff.
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    Bill Bixby gets mad and turns into the Hulk...the Hulk gets mad and turns into Chuck Norris.
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    lol!!!!!! the first post, combined with the shot of the newspaper is priceless!
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